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Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again?
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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

TheCool69 posted:

Yoshida vs Thompson may have been the closest one

Jeeeeesus he's dead and the ref just drags him back into the ring to keep it going :stare:

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/866413703461314560

ufc retreat gonna end in some assault charges over a twitter beef. hell yeah.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

This is the first I've heard of this UFC retreat and it was because of that and Kobe telling the fighters to unionize. What the hell is this event?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



So Magana has finally recovered from the twister incident?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Xtanstic posted:

This is the first I've heard of this UFC retreat and it was because of that and Kobe telling the fighters to unionize. What the hell is this event?

whatever a Kajan Johnson is also gave an impassioned 3-4 minute speech on how much the Reebok deal sucks and it got him escorted out. things just went fantastic for the UFC here huh

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Was this supposed to be like one of those cliche 'company weekend team building retreat exercises' or something? because lol at everything

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Jeeeeesus he's dead and the ref just drags him back into the ring to keep it going :stare:

Two of the biggest hearts in MMA.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Xtanstic posted:

Was this supposed to be like one of those cliche 'company weekend team building retreat exercises' or something? because lol at everything

Its an annual thing they do for fighters to go over any rule changes, bonus changes, fighter policy changes, financial planning courses, etc. It's much easier to get everyone together for corporate training poo poo than it is to try to talk to fighters individually.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Ah that makes sense

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



some of that Kajan thing that Alan Jouban recorded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50f1wAGPGyk

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


Cyborg's reign of dominance over unranked fighters continues

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Cyborgs a loving moron and is going to immediately and publicly complain when she has to face repercussions

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Once at thanksgiving, much to the amusement of myself and the rest of present family, my 4 year old cousin yelled "Why do I get in trouble for every bad thing I do?" When his mother was getting on to him for being wild.

Cyborg finds herself thinking the same thing, but no one is amused.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Is this their annual compliance training bs that half of them invariably sleep through?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

With one half of the division in legal trouble, we get one step closer to pretending W145 never happened

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
208 was a shared hallucination

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Germaine de Randamie cleans out the women's featherweight division by not fighting until Cyborg did something stupid again

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Cyborgs a loving moron and is going to immediately and publicly complain when she has to face repercussions

Absolutely

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


agreed, nick

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
nick is care mad because sage is doing something normal and not riding on a hot air balloon plucking feathers off a raw chicken

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
thumbs down

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
Angela Magana's still employed by the UFC?

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Is angela mangena the one who posted on facebook that story about getting "strong cocked" by fictional man who was mad at her TUF shirt.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Work Friend Keven posted:

Is angela mangena the one who posted on facebook that story about getting "strong cocked" by fictional man who was mad at her TUF shirt.

She is now

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Work Friend Keven posted:

Is angela mangena the one who posted on facebook that story about getting "strong cocked" by fictional man who was mad at her TUF shirt.

That was Julianna Pena, Angela Magana is the one who posted a selfie while in a hospital bed in a neck and back brace because she refused to tap to a twister, in training

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
We're talkin about practice. Not a fight! Not a fight! We're talkin about practice.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Bluedeanie posted:

That was Julianna Pena, Angela Magana is the one who posted a selfie while in a hospital bed in a neck and back brace because she refused to tap to a twister, in training



Not that bright.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
To date Angela Magana's only win in the UFC is over the concept of Women's Featherweight MMA

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Bluedeanie posted:

That was Julianna Pena, Angela Magana is the one who posted a selfie while in a hospital bed in a neck and back brace because she refused to tap to a twister, in training

Ok. Thank you.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Triticum Guzzler posted:

Cyborgs a loving moron and is going to immediately and publicly complain when she has to face repercussions

https://twitter.com/AngelaMagana1/status/866439186634612737

ray is working feverishly to spin this

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Bluedeanie posted:

That was Julianna Pena, Angela Magana is the one who posted a selfie while in a hospital bed in a neck and back brace because she refused to tap to a twister, in training

lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

The new Minority Report reboot sucks.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


If cyborg gets arrested and deported, lol

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Bluedeanie posted:

That was Julianna Pena, Angela Magana is the one who posted a selfie while in a hospital bed in a neck and back brace because she refused to tap to a twister, in training

Wait what the hell is that Pena story?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Bisping was in the opening minutes of the new twin peaks, Stefan Struve as well I think

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Grem posted:

Wait what the hell is that Pena story?

Shortly after winning TUF Juliana Pena shredded her knee.

At the time the story went she called Dana in tears with a story about her going to her gym in one of her TUF shirts and some dude there jumping on her back to attack her while she was warming up. Saying something about being an ultimate fighter.

What actually happened I think turned out to be a pretty standard roll up in training that could happen to anyone and if anything she was going hard and got hurt.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

BlindSite posted:

Shortly after winning TUF Juliana Pena shredded her knee.

At the time the story went she called Dana in tears with a story about her going to her gym in one of her TUF shirts and some dude there jumping on her back to attack her while she was warming up. Saying something about being an ultimate fighter.

What actually happened I think turned out to be a pretty standard roll up in training that could happen to anyone and if anything she was going hard and got hurt.

That's a lot less interesting when I put "strong cocked" Juliana Pena in Google search.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
She said he was being "cock strong"

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Pena also got into a bar fight and claimed her and her friend got jumped and then later it came out that her and her friend tried to break into a bar after hours and the staff beat the gently caress out of them, iirc.

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Chillanese
Mar 30, 2010
From what I remember, she repeatedly kicked a guy in the balls while all of that was happening.

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