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Are you? Give me ten reasons why. lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 20:45 on May 22, 2017 |
# ? May 22, 2017 20:40 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 18:57 |
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Oh, I'll count to 10 all right. And if I get to one and you haven't settled down, I will turn this forum around and we will not get ice cream! |
# ? May 22, 2017 20:46 |
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10. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 22, 2017 20:49 |
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*flipping through the last pages of the emotional manga about foster children I was reading for leisure* I'll wait |
# ? May 22, 2017 20:50 |
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1. eye roll 2. sigh 3. shaking head 4. opens newspaper 5. crosses leg over the other 6. steadies newspaper 7. laughs at the funnies section 8. "excuse me, lmbo calrissian, my son, I believe your mother is calling for you" 9. looks at newspaper then back to you 10. "by the way son you make me very proud" |
# ? May 22, 2017 23:00 |
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No, you're MY dad.
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# ? May 22, 2017 23:07 |
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awwww i loved that book and id be totally cool with a dadcentric version for kiddos w/o a mom
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# ? May 23, 2017 01:17 |
son (1), I loved your mother once a long time ago(2). she never told me about you, but if she had I probably would've asked for proof(3) because your mother has lied to me in the past. look in the mirror. look hard at yourself and tell me what you see? does your eyes remind you of somebody? see a twinkle there (4)? that's me, your dad. check out these sweet biceps, child of mine. take a look at your nipples.....are they sexy & dark like mine? look at my nips, kiddo(6) and tell me you don't see the family resemblance. I wish I had a dad like me when I was your age but I was to busy loving your momma. tomorrow is "bring your child to work" day (7) and if I had a job (8) I would take you but instead I'm going to teach you about being a man or lady (9) because I'm not judgmental but it would be weird if I found out I had a son and then that boy turned into a woman, almost like having two kids dropped into my lap at once without warning, I'm not paying support for two kids. I love you, squirt. don't do drugs (unless you share with me)(10)
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# ? May 23, 2017 02:21 |
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King of the Beach posted:awwww i loved that book and id be totally cool with a dadcentric version for kiddos w/o a mom ya this book is great |
# ? May 23, 2017 03:01 |
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myDad seems like a cool and chill poster but none of us here are he You can tell because our usernames are to the left of our posts and none of them read "myDad" |
# ? May 23, 2017 03:03 |
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phallocentriloquist posted:son (1), I loved your mother once a long time ago(2). she never told me about you, but if she had I probably would've asked for proof(3) because your mother has lied to me in the past. actually its pink nipples that are sexy, melts in ur mouth |
# ? May 23, 2017 04:31 |
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[petting siamese cat] would my dad have let his son become weak?
lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 23, 2017 |
# ? May 23, 2017 04:35 |
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i am he posted:ya this book is great sweet cool feel this are u that somebody?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9zc7f0jedM
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# ? May 23, 2017 05:33 |
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i am he posted:ya this book is great |
# ? May 23, 2017 05:44 |
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give me a 3 page report on why you have forsaken me
lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 06:04 on May 23, 2017 |
# ? May 23, 2017 06:00 |
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Macnult posted:1. eye roll dang |
# ? May 23, 2017 06:38 |
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ya
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# ? May 27, 2017 01:20 |
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No, you're your dad |
# ? May 27, 2017 01:24 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 18:57 |
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lmbo calrissian posted:give me a 3 page report on why you have forsaken me 3 pages even double spaced with 2.5 margins is kinda asking a lot on a friday nite m8 instead here's a sneak peak of me in the shower after drinking a fifth of vodka the nite before, enjoy~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzM1vipHTWU
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# ? May 27, 2017 01:28 |