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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Tom Cruise alone will carry The Mummy into ok to good numbers and they'll keep pumping them out. Should they slip they can go for the Hail Mary and tie them to Fast & Furious. That's Universal too, right? You joke but it's either this or F&F in space.
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morestuff posted:They went that route with the Dracula movie that everybody hated. It made a lot overseas so they still probably did well, but if your only goal is to make money going big is probably the better play. Dracula Untold? That had a budget of like 70 million and was pretty much purely an action film with some horror elements. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 22, 2017 |
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Dillbag posted:You joke but it's either this or F&F in space. Which would own? So why would we not want that? I haven't seen a lot of the F&F movies yet, have they done one yet where it's like all boats?
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Dillbag posted:You joke but it's either this or F&F in space. I don't think there's a single person on earth who wouldn't want to watch The Fast and the Furious vs Aliens
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CharlestheHammer posted:She isn't very good at acting so yeah. Most critics on twitter (if not all) praised her acting in WW. In particular how charming she comes off, and her on-screen chemistry with Chris Pine. Not sure if I could find a negative reaction to Gal's acting in WW on social media tbh. She upped her game.
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Universal's "Dark Universe" (that's what it's actually called) got a trailer, too. What if those original monster movies all got a modern trailer with typical trailer music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8OQVsu_FoY It's so loving dumb.
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Stare-Out posted:Universal's "Dark Universe" (that's what it's actually called) got a trailer, too. What if those original monster movies all got a modern trailer with typical trailer music? This is so bad. I couldn't make it 30 secs
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That trailer mostly serves to remind you how rad the classic Universal monster films were and get you to wish they were aiming for something similar instead of "Action blockbuster with the superheroes replaced by monsters"-thing they seem to be going for.
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Stare-Out posted:Universal's "Dark Universe" (that's what it's actually called) got a trailer, too. What if those original monster movies all got a modern trailer with typical trailer music? But of course the new films will probably be trash. This does make me want to binge the classics though.
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I will gladly take, 1000 times over, a "classic monsters" universe over the comic book universes any day of the week and no matter how bad.
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BonoMan posted:I will gladly take, 1000 times over, a "classic monsters" universe over the comic book universes any day of the week and no matter how bad. It won't be "classic".
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Improbable Lobster posted:It won't be "classic". The Mummy, Bride for Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Wolfman... are all classics. edit: I guess you might be trying to say, in the most fedoran way, that because they are new movies they won't be seen as "classics." BonoMan fucked around with this message at 06:01 on May 23, 2017 |
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BonoMan posted:The Mummy, Bride for Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Wolfman... are all classics. They'll be modern takes on the classic monsters that bear no resemblance to the original films. Also gently caress off, not being excited for another cinematic universe isn't a fedora thing.
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BonoMan posted:The Mummy, Bride for Frankenstein, Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Wolfman... are all classics. Batman and Superman have their cinematic debuts before Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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rawillkill posted:That last one is a fake poster that was made for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. This is what Nathan Fillion's cameo amounted to.     
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May 23, 2017 07:09
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BAD NEWS JACKPOT might be one of my favorite subtitles ever.
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They're no Scott Pilgrim fake posters.
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Even though it's fake I cringed for real at the tagline.
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Fillion would be a perfect Wonder Man to be honest.
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Improbable Lobster posted:They'll be modern takes on the classic monsters that bear no resemblance to the original films. Also gently caress off, not being excited for another cinematic universe isn't a fedora thing. No but trying to be cute with your comment was.
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Vegetable posted:They look ridiculous Boobplate always looks ridiculous  EDIT: I would have preferred something like this: 
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Technically Wonder Woman's strength is a gift from the gods. So she's magically strong, she never has to work out or build muscle, and it's actually arguable that she would never be able to build muscle. When Wonder Woman lifts a weight, the god magic does all the work, her muscles are never under strain. Glad to see DC thinking things through like that
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She's gonna cut off her fingers if she's not careful.  edit: Seriously, why are there so many boring posters for this one film? What's wrong with there just being a single mediocre poster. And More fucked around with this message at 19:58 on May 23, 2017 |
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Holy poo poo this is freaking hilarious. Now I want Nathan Fillion in Toxie 5. e: Poster for a new Larry Cohen documentary coming out, trailer's posted in the trailers thread if you're interested. 
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Glazier posted:Boobplate always looks ridiculous That looks dumb.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I saw an extended trailer that made it look like the plot of The Mummy is going to be Tom Cruise teams up with Dr. Jekyll to fight the Mummy, but then Jekyll goes all Hyde and Tom Cruise has to team up with the Mummy to fight him If you're right that would be pretty great
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Aphrodite posted:That looks dumb. Sorry about your poor taste
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Glazier posted:Sorry about your poor taste And maybe yours too? Not everything is accepted by all sides.
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Opinions for everyone! I quite like that WW design. I am biased though, because I really love Cliff Chiang's art.
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The only Wonder Woman poster I've liked is that dumb anime one
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Using the comedy font for a survival horror movie, bad form.
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Daniel Craig and "Do not show emotion" right there on the poster, perfect
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In case you never heard of it, The Invasion is a Body Snatchers remake, except the aliens are microscopic organisms and I recall it having a happy ending  
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Faizon Love is still alive? Oh wait, it was the fat dude from the Miller High Life commercials that died.
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