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phasmid posted:Re: Jetpacks. Giants: Citizen Kabuto did jetpacks right for a fun team shooter (with a little base-building thrown in). They had enough fuel that you could hurt yourself if you didn't time your jumps but you could also get a great lay of the land and wreak havoc on ground forces. I don't know why that game didn't get much love. I remember having great fun at it. Just remembering that game is like a fever dream. Also now that I think about it, one of the only mainstream titles ever released with casual nudity (although I think the US version was censored?) Gaming is more or less on a curve of "getting better" but I miss really off the wall games by bigger devs. The same people did Messiah and Sacrifice, both really strange but pretty cool games.
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# ? May 22, 2017 22:06 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:in-game achievements should unlock hidden costumes or cheats like invincibility or unlimited ammo instead of solely being used for bragging rights, and i'm shocked that this hasn't occurred to any developer yet While Uplay sucks balls otherwise this was a cool thing to implement.
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# ? May 22, 2017 22:14 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Agreed on almost all counts except MGS 4 is so very unfun to play and doesn't have FISSION MAILED so Sons of Liberty reigns supreme. MGS 2 is absolutely the best and Raiden really was a halfway decent protag Jeza posted:Just remembering that game is like a fever dream. Also now that I think about it, one of the only mainstream titles ever released with casual nudity (although I think the US version was censored?) The sea witch/nymph or whatever, one of the three playable characters, was topless everywhere else but the US release. I think it was Shiny that were the devs? They made great stuff, and let's not overlook the fact that MDK2 was way better than the first ElectricSheep fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 22, 2017 |
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MDK was a great great game
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# ? May 22, 2017 23:29 |
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I hope this isn't a bridge too far for this thread but I actually really enjoyed Sonic Heroes and thought it was much better than Adventuer 1/2
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# ? May 23, 2017 00:04 |
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A bamboo shoot in the urethra would be better than sonic adventure
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# ? May 23, 2017 00:14 |
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The best Sonic game is Shadow the Hedgehog
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# ? May 23, 2017 03:42 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Jetpacks are one of the worst gameplay mechanics ever added to games. They really have no place in games outside of platformers or games based around mobility. They pop up in multiplayer games that don't need them, ruining the balance because the maps are not based around the use of jetpacks but everyone wants to be Boba Fett so they zip around like assholes getting shot out of the sky achieving nothing. What are you on about, child? Tribes was the best FPS ever made.
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# ? May 25, 2017 09:34 |
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The Gamecube controller was "gayer" than the N64 controller In fact, everything about the Gamecube was terrible
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# ? May 25, 2017 15:08 |
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metal gear solid 5 was a terrible game. managing a base with people, the loving stupid parachute thing, the retarded episodic format, the setting was just boring as poo poo, the god awful open world nature. i never beat it because by the 20th time i saw HIDEO KOJIMA i realized i was just getting punked by this japanese fuckboy mgs3 subsistence was peak mgs
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:00 |
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Games that are too addictive (games like Hots, or mine craft for the kids) are really bad for society
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:20 |
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The class MGS style gameplay with the clunky fixed camera runaround/click to go to first person was way more fun to me than the later over-the-shoulder shooter stuff MGS5 was such a massive let down and a slog I didn't even finish it. I got somewhere around the part where the supposed antagonist just fuckin dies and checked out because nothing about the game was interesting or fun. MGS4 was fun though and I liked that enough to do the Big Boss rank challenge or w/e
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# ? May 25, 2017 17:02 |
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a bone to pick posted:The best Sonic game is Shadow the Hedgehog shadow the hedgehog was actually genuinely really really good other than the plot, and if you are playing sonic games for the plot you're probably too dumb to realize that the plot is bad in the first place the dangan ronpa games are powerfully, painfully stupid and it is really bizarre to me how a third tier visual novel where the big reveal is haha the world has been destroyed for over a year and you lost your memories because of magic science and the girl that died instantly was secretly the villain because of ~~reasons~~ got as immensely popular as it did the actual murder-solving bits are really cool and the trial minigames are fun ways to deal with the accusations and stuff but the overarching plot is so bad i think i got brain damage from it
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# ? May 25, 2017 17:13 |
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My unpopular opinion is that I don't give a poo poo about the PS4 except that it had bloodbornefood court bailiff posted:but the overarching plot is so bad i think i got brain damage from it Isn't that every Japanese game though
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# ? May 25, 2017 17:22 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My unpopular opinion is that I don't give a poo poo about the PS4 except that it had bloodborne no there's like four good ones, like, y'know, bloodborne has a pretty cool plot, and i think between the five of them there's probably a good plot in the MGS series somewhere but dangan ronpa's plot is really worse than most japanese anime stuff by far, it's like they kept adding all these little mysteries as the game went on and then realized "oh poo poo we forgot to put answers to any of this in" at the end, writing a total rear end-pull of a plot about literal evil robot teddy bears taking over the planet under the control of a teen girl fashion model...in a murder high school mystery story. its really no wonder that the forums are so much worse now, after we got such a huge influx of nerds from that game's LP
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# ? May 25, 2017 17:27 |
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Huh I didn't know that "Metal Gear: Phantom Pain is really good" was an unpopular opinion. But there is mine, apparently!
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# ? May 25, 2017 17:55 |
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Jesus Christ posted:What are you on about, child? Tribes was the best FPS ever made. Tribes is good because like Titan fall, mobility is the core gameplay feature and the jetpack enhances that. Games that just slap jetpacks in for no reason or attention to design philosophy are bad
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# ? May 25, 2017 18:38 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Huh I didn't know that "Metal Gear: Phantom Pain is really good" was an unpopular opinion. But there is mine, apparently! Welcome, friend
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# ? May 25, 2017 18:39 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Huh I didn't know that "Metal Gear: Phantom Pain is really good" was an unpopular opinion. But there is mine, apparently! uh i don't think anyone said that it wasn't really good, did they? it was really good
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# ? May 25, 2017 19:34 |
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The criticism of Spec Ops: The Line could be quite snowflakey. Players are so used to automatically identifying with the player character that they cannot see value in playing someone with critical moral failing. They never minded when a game railroads them to a happy ending. But take them somewhere dark and ambiguous, and then you've hurt their feelings, and it's all the game developer's fault.
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# ? May 25, 2017 20:55 |
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food court bailiff posted:uh i don't think anyone said that it wasn't really good, did they? There are two posts on this very page calling it a "terrible game" and a "huge letdown".
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# ? May 25, 2017 20:56 |
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Chomp8645 posted:There are two posts on this very page calling it a "terrible game" and a "huge letdown". huh i missed those and thought you were talking about my post re: japanese game plots, carry on
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:00 |
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visual novels are for moral degenerates and anyone who plays them regularly should be forcibly sterilized
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:08 |
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You don't have to sterilize people who are just masturbating all day.
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:20 |
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Caufman posted:You don't have to sterilize people who are just masturbating all day.
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food court bailiff posted:huh i missed those and thought you were talking about my post re: japanese game plots, carry on Oh I actually agree with you on that. I love Phantom Pain for the game play. It's a kickin rad action/stealth game and from the minute it set me loose in Afghanistan I loved it. The hands off approach is SUPER satisfying in the age of hand holding, all the tools are awesome, it's just good poo poo. But a lot of the major plot stuff was AAAASSSSSSSSSS. I hated the Skulls every time they popped up, the villain was absurd, the entire opening level was something out of a terrible anime... The core cast I liked (Boss, Miller, Ocelot), and I liked Mother Base and everything associated with it (especially FOB raiding!). But the anime plot plots and some of the supporting characters were cringe worthy, I agree. I found the game to be best when just roaming for side quests, doing missions that were NOT critical to the plot, or doing a little bit of base management/FOB raiding.
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:28 |
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I've played every MGS game except 4, I never finished MGSV because its complete trash from every angle
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# ? May 25, 2017 22:06 |
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Skull face is great. He wants to make the english drat language extinct
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# ? May 25, 2017 22:38 |
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Jeza posted:Just remembering that game is like a fever dream. Also now that I think about it, one of the only mainstream titles ever released with casual nudity (although I think the US version was censored?) Yeah. A younger me patched that because more boobs = better. I know some of the people involved went on to make Armed & Dangerous for Lucasarts (which was an okay game imo) but I didn't know they were involved in anything else recognizable. Maybe I'll try out those other two you mentioned. On a side note I want to double down here and say that, after consideration, Giants was probably one of the best team combat games ever. Cartoonish but with great physics and really inventive wildcards.
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phasmid posted:Yeah. A younger me patched that because more boobs = better. I know some of the people involved went on to make Armed & Dangerous for Lucasarts (which was an okay game imo) but I didn't know they were involved in anything else recognizable. Maybe I'll try out those other two you mentioned. I highly recommend seeking out Sacrifice. It was a criminally underrated game (although received well critically iirc) at the time and failed to sell. But it was pretty pioneering in terms of aesthetics, gameplay and design, as well as graphically (for 2000). Even since then there's never really been a game like it that I can think of, especially with how the campaign narrative is played out. Also it has Tim Curry in it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1AFOkCcW6U
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# ? May 25, 2017 23:07 |
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Complaining about MGS5 having anime-like plots, dumb villains and absurd stupidity is like complaining about swimming because you don't want to get wet. The game itself is a fine action/stealth game that is open-ended enough that you feel a sense of accomplishment when you infiltrate that big loving base. But unless you recognize the plot as being a satire of the grim-n-gritty, tacticool, REAL modern warfare genre you will become autistic. That said, the base building of MGS5 was dumb and stupid and unnecessary.
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# ? May 25, 2017 23:31 |
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MGSV is the best Metal Gear game, closely followed by Rising Revengence, Acid 2, MGS 3, MGS 4, MGS 2, and MGS.
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# ? May 25, 2017 23:59 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Complaining about MGS5 having anime-like plots, dumb villains and absurd stupidity is like complaining about swimming because you don't want to get wet. I don't pay attention to videogame plots, my problem with MGSV is the GRINDING. Also all this extra bullshit like the teammates, the base, crafting items (worst videogame fad that has gone mainstream since microtransactions), the parachute thing etc. It permeates through the entire game. The actual controls and gameplay are fine, but the extra bullshit plus replaying the same areas over and over again is monotonous and boring.
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Jeza posted:I highly recommend seeking out Sacrifice. It was a criminally underrated game (although received well critically iirc) at the time and failed to sell. But it was pretty pioneering in terms of aesthetics, gameplay and design, as well as graphically (for 2000). Even since then there's never really been a game like it that I can think of, especially with how the campaign narrative is played out. Also it has Tim Curry in it. There is or was a verison available on Steam. I recommend Sacrifice too. It's not an easy game but it's really fun and unique.
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# ? May 26, 2017 00:53 |
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Justin Godscock posted:But unless you recognize the plot as being a satire of the grim-n-gritty, tacticool, REAL modern warfare genre you will become autistic. here's a hot take: most gamers are like, incapable of recognizing even the most blatant satire. like far cry 3 is the least subtle game i've ever seen and yet so many people are like "uh this white dude sure is killing a lot of poor people..." like it's not intentionally hosed up mgsv was really the same way, it was like so much of it was straight-up designed to troll both the kind of people that buy it for the tacticool aesthetic and the kind of people that memorize every tiny detail of plot from the series. i mean it was an mgs game with a mandatory - yet completely useless - character creator, an "iDroid" holographic smartphone in the 80's, and F2P-esque cooldown timers on so much Mother Base stuff, and yet you had a bunch of people frothing at the mouth about a bunch of stuff without having any idea that its taking the piss
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:19 |
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Ive said it before and Ill say it again, Bloodborne is a bad and gay unfun game
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:35 |
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Bad Llama posted:Ive said it before and Ill say it again, Bloodborne is a bad and gay unfun game Yeah along with Dark Souls and anything made by Platinum Games
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:44 |
video games peaked on the PC during the period of pixel and voxel isometric rpgs and RTS games. This period died with the release of warcraft 3, a lovely terrible loving game that birthed the mods and culture that would render the RTS genre to a bunch of lovely dota clones, tower defense games, and the kind of trash like Dawn Of War 2 and CoH 2 that tryhards worship and nobody else, and with knights of the old republic, replacing cool isometric RPGs with lovely 3D third person bioware trash and its imitators.
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:54 |
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basic hitler posted:video games peaked on the PC during the period of pixel and voxel isometric rpgs and RTS games. This period died with the release of warcraft 3, a lovely terrible loving game that birthed the mods and culture that would render the RTS genre to a bunch of lovely dota clones, tower defense games, and the kind of trash like Dawn Of War 2 and CoH 2 that tryhards worship and nobody else, and with knights of the old republic, replacing cool isometric RPGs with lovely 3D third person bioware trash and its imitators. This is all true but I have a sentimental attachment to War 3 that is just overpowering. I was expecting more out of CoH2, since the first one had a lot of unrealized promise. No such luck. Bioware is poison.
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I just reinstalled fallout 4
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