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Gonz posted:This is a rad replica. Why is that dork wearing rubber gloves to handle his laser sword?
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UmOk posted:Why is that dork wearing rubber gloves to handle his laser sword? Probably because his hands are covered in pus from popping zits all day.
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May 21, 2017 21:25
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Gonz posted:Probably because his hands are covered in pus from popping zits all day. don't stop
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MonsieurChoc posted:The Quebec Palpatine is Yves Corbeil, who's been hosting our version of Wheel of Fortune for decades and has something like 250+ voice-over roles in various Quebec dubs. Ah ha, excellent.
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May 22, 2017 23:50
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Didn't lore man pablo say grey jedi's don't exist
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Looke posted:Didn't lore man pablo say grey jedi's don't exist Apparently. https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/821480675463151617?lang=en This whole "gray Jedi" thing is just an invention of fans who either A) don't understand that normal Jedi philosophy already embraces the idea of balance between light and dark, or B) think that the Star Wars films should suicidally embrace the idea that good and evil don't even exist and should from this point forward be a series about the exploits of plucky, nihilistic Sith Lords. Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 00:18 on May 23, 2017 |
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May 23, 2017 00:14
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Cnut the Great posted:Apparently. Salads, yet hot pockets Cheetos, yet beef jerky
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May 23, 2017 00:17
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Gray vegetarians eats only ents and dryads and probably bulbasaurs.
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May 23, 2017 00:31
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What a weird way to say omnivore.
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May 23, 2017 00:33
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Well that Bendu ox guy from Rebels was generating Force lightning without going all murdery, what about him?
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hiddenriverninja posted:Well that Bendu ox guy from Rebels was generating Force lightning without going all murdery, what about him? I know right! And why didn't Darth Vader have a helicopter-saber?
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UmOk posted:I know right! And why didn't Darth Vader have a helicopter-saber? They actually have a good reason for that. The inquisitors using spinning sabers were compensating for their lack of skill and formal training.
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The MSJ posted:They actually have a good reason for that. The inquisitors using spinning sabers were compensating for their lack of skill and formal training. So if they can make an unskilled fighter good then wouldn't they make a skilled fighter even better?
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UmOk posted:So if they can make an unskilled fighter good then wouldn't they make a skilled fighter even better? Nah, because it's a goofy gimmick as opposed to a practical weapon. Also, Darth Vader wears a cape, so obviously he doesn't need helicopter blades to fly.
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May 23, 2017 05:36
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Spinning's a good trick!
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You know what else is good? Pod racing. Or racing in general. Get ready to see some because a blurry set photo and story rumors suggest Young Han Solo is going to be some sort of Tattooine-ian drag racer.
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May 23, 2017 06:18
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(Watching pod racing) Now this is pod racing.
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May 23, 2017 06:19
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I'm looking forward to Star Wars Episode Han Racer.
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They should definitely make a pod racing movie (but not set on tatooine)
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I mean poo poo just have an interplanetary pod racing league and there's like an entire small planet JUST used for the final final championships in whatever system Coruscant's in or something.
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El Burbo posted:They should definitely make a pod racing movie (but not set on tatooine) Starring Vin Diesel and The Rock.
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I guess it's not Canon or whatever but the pod racing game had a really good variety of tracks on various planets, I always liked that one with the volcanic tropical jungle vibe
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Make a Grand Prix movie set on Naboo, space Monaco can't be too different from space Northern Italy.
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I can imagine them making a movie about the rebellion recruiting a pod racer for some secret high-stakes mission. You could include a few race scenes and a big race / battle finale. I realise that this is basically the same "Fast & Furious in Space" idea people have pitched forever just attacked from the different end and I don't care.
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Junior Imperial Agent Han Solo is tasked to infiltrate a smuggling ring that have supplied rebels with audiovisual device parts, disguised as a racing tournament. Being an ace pilot makes him rise quickly in the rankings, attracting the attention of the top racer and smuggler leader Chewbacca. Han is close to busting the whole thing wide open, but his sympathies change he when falls in love with Maya, Chewbacca's sister (real name Mayabacca). Maya is the role played by Emilia Clarke. ILM technicians developed a new technique where they attach sensors to her generous eyebrows and map their movements. Using advanced calculations, they extrapolate the movement of face hair and it allows them to create CG-enhanced wookie face with hairs that move realistically.
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May 23, 2017 10:43
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Instead of two massive engines towing a cockpit it should just be two cars and a safe.
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We already got Redline though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4y8ph3cH54
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MonsieurChoc posted:We already got Redline though. good. we have the sales pitch "like that, but star wars and pods" 5/5 mastapeece
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My young son is sick so we've been watching all the Star Wars. Aotc and rots become more and more enjoyable every time I watch them now. It's great. Aotc in particular has tons of nuance and interesting ideas. I esp now love also the part in rots when padme goes "uh maybe we are the bad guys??!"
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May 23, 2017 16:31
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Hot new Star Wars, with more Star Wars coming tomorrow: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-four-covers
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May 23, 2017 16:47
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New character next to Finn and Poe.
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Hux made if off Starkiller Base before it blew? I dunno why I thought he bought it there.
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Smoke tells him to grab Kylo and leave. That's the last we see of him.
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Johnson is a coward and a traitor for not keeping Kylo Ren's scar a huge ugly gash running up and across his nose.
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Maybe Phasma will do something more interesting than literally get thrown in the trash this time
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El Burbo posted:Maybe Phasma will do something more interesting than literally get thrown in the trash this time I don't remember any press photos of her without the helmet on last time around, so maybe that means she will.
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He's so greasy now! The new girl is called rose btw, she's some kind of starship mechanic
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El Burbo posted:Maybe Phasma will do something more interesting than literally get thrown in the trash this time Disney is trying to create a new Boba Fett, who's just as ineffective as the original.
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ShineDog posted:He's so greasy now! His hair is like a big, red shell.
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