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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

vyst posted:

I prefer my crab from boats harvest from fishermen that were eventually lost at sea

Lol if someone didnt die procuring the food youre eating

# ? May 23, 2017 05:06

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# ? May 16, 2024 07:19

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

just LOL if Enrique doesn't commit ritual suicide after preparing your supper each night.

# ? May 23, 2017 05:24

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Facebook Aunt posted:

just LOL if Enrique doesn't commit ritual suicide after preparing your supper each night.

Don't imagine he's very good at it if he does it every night.

# ? May 23, 2017 05:29

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Colonel Cancer posted:

Don't imagine he's very good at it if he does it every night.

You have to get a new Enrique each day. They are fungible.

# ? May 23, 2017 05:51

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

Facebook Aunt posted:

fungible.

Nice. I just learned a new word. Thanks.

# ? May 23, 2017 06:03

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

But, that begs the question, are they fungible because they're frangible?

# ? May 23, 2017 13:49

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I thought the voice was a singing show. The comments were even stranger.

# ? May 26, 2017 04:29

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? May 27, 2017 00:32

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

I'm glad to see sloths reconstructive surgery went well

# ? May 27, 2017 01:38

That70sHeidi: Aug 16, 2009

# ? May 27, 2017 01:44

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Candlelight Virgil posted:

HEY YOU XUYS!

# ? May 27, 2017 01:53

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? May 27, 2017 02:19

hold hands at the park: Apr 12, 2008

wow! thanks for that tasty nugget of gossip. those people are like the peasantry of medieval times - the drunken oafs, the crude and wicked serfs who steal farm supplies from the nobility and then blame their neighbors. Thousands of years of civilization and we really haven't come that far

# ? May 27, 2017 03:39

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Blue Train posted:

I'm glad to see sloths reconstructive surgery went well

The guy isn't much to look at either.

# ? May 27, 2017 03:43

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Dreddout posted:

Nobody "works their way up" anymore

You get hired for the job you do and you remain their until you quit or are fired.

"You gotta move on to move up" seems pretty common everywhere and is definitely the norm in the industry I work in.

# ? May 27, 2017 03:46

hold hands at the park: Apr 12, 2008

I'm tired of everybody always claiming they went on an "adventure".

Adventure:
1. an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity.

Typically hazardous. Spending the day downtown and trying a new ice cream shop is not an adventure. Walking around in the drainage culvert behind your house is not an adventure, unless you're 5.

# ? May 27, 2017 04:19

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Leaving the house is dangerous

# ? May 27, 2017 04:33

pushpins: Sep 11, 2006; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

hold hands at the park posted:

I'm tired of everybody always claiming they went on an "adventure".

Adventure:
1. an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity.

Typically hazardous. Spending the day downtown and trying a new ice cream shop is not an adventure. Walking around in the drainage culvert behind your house is not an adventure, unless you're 5.

But ice cream is good

# ? May 27, 2017 04:36

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Candlelight Virgil posted:

hold hands at the park posted:

I'm tired of everybody always claiming they went on an "adventure".

Adventure:
1. an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity.

Typically hazardous. Spending the day downtown and trying a new ice cream shop is not an adventure. Walking around in the drainage culvert behind your house is not an adventure, unless you're 5.

But there are germs outside!

The sad part to me is the 'updated five years ago'. No adventuring since

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 04:54 on May 27, 2017

# ? May 27, 2017 04:52

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Candlelight Virgil posted:

I struggle to tell the difference between typos and intentional use of words I'm just not familiar with in ~~Allie~~OP's post, but I assume "bd" means "baby daddy"? :suicide:

# ? May 27, 2017 05:02

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Misadventure is still the coolest way to die.

# ? May 27, 2017 05:23

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Candlelight Virgil posted:

English lowerclass.jpg

# ? May 27, 2017 05:34

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Cheyenne sounds like fun, honestly. Haters are just jealous.

# ? May 27, 2017 18:22

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

hold hands at the park posted:

I'm tired of everybody always claiming they went on an "adventure".

Adventure:
1. an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity.

Typically hazardous. Spending the day downtown and trying a new ice cream shop is not an adventure. Walking around in the drainage culvert behind your house is not an adventure, unless you're 5.

They saw some graffiti... oooOOOooo scary!

# ? May 28, 2017 00:46

feller: Jul 5, 2006

hold hands at the park posted:

I'm tired of everybody always claiming they went on an "adventure".

Adventure:
1. an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity.

Typically hazardous. Spending the day downtown and trying a new ice cream shop is not an adventure. Walking around in the drainage culvert behind your house is not an adventure, unless you're 5.

Your funhaving doesn't fit the definition in my book! And also the animes that i spend all day and night watching instead of going outside

# ? May 28, 2017 01:52

Lil Mama Im Sorry: Oct 14, 2012; I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

# ? May 28, 2017 13:19

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

"Motivation towards success" (as a homicidal psychopath)

# ? May 28, 2017 13:21

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Makes the beta shy guys feel "dangerous" lol.

# ? May 28, 2017 14:03

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Candlelight Virgil posted:

Makes the beta shy guys feel "dangerous" lol.

Don't say beta unironically.

# ? May 28, 2017 14:04

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

There Bias Two posted:

Don't say beta unironically.

I'm going to tell you what I told the last guy who told me what to do or what not to do: Don't make me suck you're dick.

# ? May 28, 2017 14:16

putrid aidsman: Apr 13, 2017; by Lowtax

# ? May 28, 2017 17:39

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

putrid aidsman posted:

Dude needs to :lurkmore:

# ? May 28, 2017 17:45

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

putrid aidsman posted:

The thirst is real

# ? May 28, 2017 17:46

kierrie: Jun 7, 2010

putrid aidsman posted:

lmao

# ? May 28, 2017 18:49

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Well let's see what's happening on Facebook... :yikes:

I used to wonder how crazy people would have to be to go on shows like Jerry Springer and air their dirty laundry for everyone to see. Then Facebook came along and made me realize lots of people I know are apparently willing to do just that.

# ? May 28, 2017 18:55