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Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

BattleMaster posted:

Another cool way to die also included getting stuck and crushed between the floor/ceiling of the car and the ceiling/floor of the floor they were on due to faulty door sensors

... or evil computers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGy02Exgw44

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


BattleMaster posted:

yikes :stare:

I picked elevators as a project topic because I had a phobia of elevators. I actually helped me to get over it by seeing the actual numbers made me realize just how infrequently people get hurt using elevators. It also helped that most passenger injuries or deaths were caused by "user error" - not paying attention when boarding, trying to rush closing doors and getting caught into them, or even trying to escape a stuck elevator and falling off the elevator car roof.

I still try to avoid them unless it's absolutely necessary though.

I got you mixed up with Tei because of the mouse avatar and briefly wondered why this post isn't written in broken schizophrenic English.

On topic - err, I rode a paternoster once. it was mildly scary

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


This - I know a guy who saw someone who was on their phone almost walk into the elevator shaft when the car wasn't there and was only saved because someone else grabbed them. And yes, it was in North America, not one of those countries where you expect elevators to be death traps :v:

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Tumblr of scotch posted:

I avoid elevators because they make me motion sick.

I've gotten stuck in the elevators at my work for over an hour before.


Twice. Once in each. (that's what she said)

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




wherever there's a sign like this, it means it has happened before

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

VectorSigma posted:

wherever there's a sign like this, it means it has happened before

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

25kV is pretty serious for a pantograph cable.

(See also: 1man1trainroof.mov)

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Three-Phase posted:

25kV is pretty serious for a pantograph cable.

(See also: 1man1trainroof.mov)

It's for the bullet trains.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Mr. Fix It posted:

It's for the bullet trains.

I thought they were maglev trains which I think, and please do say if it's not the case, run on some magic in the track.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Boiled Water posted:

I thought they were maglev trains which I think, and please do say if it's not the case, run on some magic in the track.

They're only just testing maglev trains in Japan. Tokyo-Nagoya won't open until 2027, and they won't get the rest of the way to Osaka until 2045.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

FYI that doesn't embed, use imgur or something instead of tinypic

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Tinypic and Photobucket are both garbage sites that nobody should use ever.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


GotLag posted:

FYI that doesn't embed, use imgur or something instead of tinypic

To put a finer point on it, it looks like tinypic can't handle browsing our dead gay forums using SSL. Can't be letting Julian Assange steal our hilarious bytes now, can we.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


Rehosted:

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX7vKQ5TLOA

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

Typing up a document, printing it, having it framed, and hanging it on the wall is always an easier and more sensible approach than calling an electrician. (Especially when there's an electrocution risk involved.)

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Going by the lightswitch gonna say there's no electrical code wherever that sign is posted.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


http://i.imgur.com/cKgrNeT.mp4

I was trying to think up a joke to go with this but then I realized I'm actually incredibly interested in learning about wind-related OSHA rules.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I've gotten stuck in the elevators at my work for over an hour before.


Twice. Once in each. (that's what she said)

I worked building management briefly at a university that rented its dorms out for summer events. We were given the elevator key, and then told never to use it, because you can't be sure the elevator that's stuck won't unstick itself with someone in the threshold.

That said, when a dozen 14 year old volleyball camp girls are yelling at you from the other side of an elevator door for over an hour in 105F+ heat, dismemberment is all but guaranteed anyway. My dismemberment. So I let them out.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I would assume the first step to freeing someone from a stuck elevator was to shut it down.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Power Bottom posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cKgrNeT.mp4

I was trying to think up a joke to go with this but then I realized I'm actually incredibly interested in learning about wind-related OSHA rules.

Well on the subject of OSHA and wind, there's the big blue crane that collapsed due to wind on the load.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbP4Z0Ni3SI

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Carecat posted:

due to wind on the load.

And here I thought that having a little too much wind on my load was a personal accident and not regulated by Big Gov.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Power Bottom posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cKgrNeT.mp4

I was trying to think up a joke to go with this but then I realized I'm actually incredibly interested in learning about wind-related OSHA rules.

I remember watching the Weather Channel during some hurricane, probably 20 years ago, and the guy was trying to stand in the wind and report. Then a big piece of sheet metal flew by his head like a murder frisbee. He moved indoors real quick.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

FuturePastNow posted:

I remember watching the Weather Channel during some hurricane, probably 20 years ago, and the guy was trying to stand in the wind and report. Then a big piece of sheet metal flew by his head like a murder frisbee. He moved indoors real quick.

Yeah, at high wind speeds pretty much anything can become fairly dangerous, particularly when large surface areas are involved. Back when my family was building our house, the cyclone Kyril swept across the construction side. While that was going on, it picked up a piece of improperly secured isolation. This was basically a chunk of hardened polyurethane foam, so picture something like styrofoam except more dense. The piece was about 1x1 meter in size with a thickness of ~30cm, but even then it couldn't have weighed more than two, maybe three kilos or thereabouts.

So after the storm we went to look for it, and found it across the field wrapped around a metal fencepost. The post embedded into it more than halfway along its length, which was already quite an achievement. The stuff actually is pretty solid and hard, and takes some effort to take apart even with a saw. But the real kicker was the post itself: It was a solid iron bar, and a pretty chunky thing with a diameter of perhaps 2cm. And it was bent at a ~30° angle from the impact. :stare:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Perestroika posted:

Yeah, at high wind speeds pretty much anything can become fairly dangerous, particularly when large surface areas are involved. Back when my family was building our house, the cyclone Kyril swept across the construction side. While that was going on, it picked up a piece of improperly secured isolation. This was basically a chunk of hardened polyurethane foam, so picture something like styrofoam except more dense. The piece was about 1x1 meter in size with a thickness of ~30cm, but even then it couldn't have weighed more than two, maybe three kilos or thereabouts.

So after the storm we went to look for it, and found it across the field wrapped around a metal fencepost. The post embedded into it more than halfway along its length, which was already quite an achievement. The stuff actually is pretty solid and hard, and takes some effort to take apart even with a saw. But the real kicker was the post itself: It was a solid iron bar, and a pretty chunky thing with a diameter of perhaps 2cm. And it was bent at a ~30° angle from the impact. :stare:





Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Collateral Damage posted:

I would assume the first step to freeing someone from a stuck elevator was to shut it down.

One would think, but that required calling the elevator tech, who apparently lived two towns over and drove a minimally functional tractor, what with how long it took him to arrive.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt9Lvi7-W8Y

approx 48 seconds in.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


yr about a page too late bucko

Lime Tonics posted:

Baltimore crews destroys wrong building.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt9Lvi7-W8Y

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

If it's good enough for the troops in Iraq, it's good enough for everyone.


Several US troops were electrocuted by shoddy wiring in shower facilities during the occupation of Iraq.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/124863

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=434_1495438376

Gas station facade falls on firefighter, trapping him. Takes a bit of frantic work to free him, but he's OK. Don't be afraid cause it's Liveleak, nothing bad.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Since we're on wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHhZwvdRR5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOtDPHjW-Y

Last one, this one with commentary from the tower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_WmjWAGkLI

nomad2020 fucked around with this message at 01:24 on May 24, 2017

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

nomad2020 posted:

Since we're on wind.



Last one, this one with commentary from the tower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_WmjWAGkLI

gently caress, they're alive and tired of our poo poo!

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Now I kinda wanna make some kind of hilarious potato cannon and fire increasingly unlikely objects at poo poo to see how well they penetrate things. Gotta recreate that picture of a chunk of wheat straw that was driven through an oak tree.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Is anyone else a little skeptical of the hose through the tree?

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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JB50 posted:

Is anyone else a little skeptical of the hose through the tree?

Very.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
In retrospect, I'm sure the rubber hose would have melted from the friction before making it all the way through the tree unscathed.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Dillbag posted:

In retrospect, I'm sure the rubber hose would have melted from the friction before making it all the way through the tree unscathed.

It's deceptive. It looks like the hose didn't go through the tree end on, it was yanked down lengthwise at the crook of the branch. The branch then flexed back up and snagged it.

Another view:

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