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Woof Blitzer posted:Yeah sorry but I didn't want to leave it up What was the backstory on that btw?
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Flikken posted:What was the backstory on that btw? Military folk parking ILLEGAL and thinning they can do it because SUPPORT ARE TROOPS so he did the dutiful and wrote them a ticket and I told him I would donate $10 to the ASPCA (which I will do after I poop because it's 8:19am and gently caress you if you're still in) if he thanked them for their service on the ticket he writes. That's my perspective on things and no truth will change it.
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Recruiters at a MEPS IIRC
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May 23, 2017 17:37
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May 23, 2017 17:52
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That car is gonna get poo poo thrown at it
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May 23, 2017 18:53
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At that level of pedantism there would also need to be a V/R somewhere on the placard.
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a man of my word:
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TBeats posted:a man of my word: Good poo poo
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What's the donation for?
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Zeris posted:What's the donation for? Some recruiters kept parking their vans in metered spots or in no parking zones or something and woof wrote them a parking ticket that said thank you for your service on it.
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Zeris posted:What's the donation for? Literally the second post on this page: TBeats posted:Military folk parking ILLEGAL and thinning they can do it because SUPPORT ARE TROOPS so he did the dutiful and wrote them a ticket and I told him I would donate $10 to the ASPCA (which I will do after I poop because it's 8:19am and gently caress you if you're still in) if he thanked them for their service on the ticket he writes.
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May 24, 2017 00:30
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Just a random Army lol I remembered: the time our supply sergeant, who was Asian, wore a "Stereotypes save time" t-shirt to our EO class and got yelled at by the BDE CDR
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Retardog posted:Just a random Army lol I remembered: the time our supply sergeant, who was Asian, wore a "Stereotypes save time" t-shirt to our EO class and got yelled at by the BDE CDR 
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May 24, 2017 14:54
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every time you see military people doing something genuinely witty and funny they're national guard. makes u think...
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I think I know that redhead kid. Back when I was in that division I had to explain to people why the N word shouldn't be used in casual conversation. gently caress Pennsylvania.
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That reminds me of the time I got in trouble with the squadron commander, when our obese baptist chaplain who joined the army to get out from an underwater mortgage, was chainsaw snoring in our B-hut in J-bad, keeping me awake all night every night. So I started ripping up tissues and dipping them in water and lobbing them over the plywood dividers to wake his rear end up. Fucker snitched on me.
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Zeris posted:That reminds me of the time I got in trouble with the squadron commander, when our obese baptist chaplain who joined the army to get out from an underwater mortgage, was chainsaw snoring in our B-hut in J-bad, keeping me awake all night every night. So I started ripping up tissues and dipping them in water and lobbing them over the plywood dividers to wake his rear end up. Fucker snitched on me. Those snoring machines (cpaps?) are amazing. I actually got sent to some thing on the west coast and it was the quietest barracks I'd ever been in. It kind of freaked me out.
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The only cool snoring stories I have happened in Japan. I was PAO dude for a LTC and since we were in Japanese billets, everyone had to share that wasn't super top level brass (This was with I Corps). This dude outranked everyone in the room he was sleeping in only because he didn't want to sleep with whoever was gonna be his partner so he traded with a major. He said there was someone snoring so bad that he would literally walk over and wake the guy up. A few days of this happened until the MAJ got all snappy and the LTC poo poo him the gently caress down quick. He essentially told him " two options, find somewhere else to sleep or I'm going to wake your rear end up every time you wake me up. " the MAJ laughed it off but sure enough the LTC kept waking his rear end up until he left. The other one deals with me because apparently I fart really loud and grind my teeth in my sleep so someone called me "poo poo Grind". "Sounded like a truck stop bathroom while someone ate rocks."
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May 24, 2017 21:20
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Around this time of year, people get ready for a four day weekend. What a perfect time for the Battalion to be put on lockdown for missing radios.
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How the gently caress do you even manage to lose a god drat radio in the first place
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Mustang posted:How the gently caress do you even manage to lose a god drat radio in the first place well first, you have to join the army.
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Still better than those dudes at Fort Drum who got recalled two days after getting back from deployment to look for missing NVGs or M68s or whatever the gently caress. They were on lockdown for like a week or two.
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Mustang posted:How the gently caress do you even manage to lose a god drat radio in the first place Excuse me, some people are signed for literally hundreds of the loving things  Also lol, it sure was fun as a PL having a commander who would just loan poo poo out without telling you then freak out when said PL wouldn't sign a monthly hand receipt including radios loaned to national guard units.
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I saw that logic get wrecked irl when someone learned what custodial custody meant after a supply Sgt got yoked up in an off-duty investigation and so another NCO just gave away all his BII to buddies.
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mlmp08 posted:I saw that logic get wrecked irl when someone learned what custodial custody meant after a supply Sgt got yoked up in an off-duty investigation and so another NCO just gave away all his BII to buddies. I've seen people go to prison for a few pistols and I've seen people get off the hook for a connex full of crew served weapons. Stuff is weird.
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mlmp08 posted:Excuse me, some people are signed for literally hundreds of the loving things My commander can't loan out any of my poo poo without going through me because he doesn't have access to any of it. He's also not a retarded douche bag that would try to do that anyway. The only piece of property I've seen loaned out to other companies is an EF Johnson because somehow my BN only has 1 now and it makes running a range and talking to range control 1000x easier than relying on our fancy army radios to do so.
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This particular commander cut the lock off the radio mounts in his own HMMWV just so he could loan it out Cue hours of waiting around after an FTX because he didn't want to admit what he'd done.
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"What's that sound, First Sergeant?" "Oh, that? That's the sound of every soldier you're in command of losing all respect for you. "
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Even though there's a lot of stupid poo poo I have to deal with from higher, I really lucked out having great company level leadership, really good NCOs in my Platoon and my soldiers never do anything dumb over the weekend while my sister Platoon has near constant soldier troubles. It sucks im losing my PSG and I'd be pretty butt hurt if I also lost one of my squad leaders.
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You love tugging that green weeneie
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That green weenie gonna explode over his face some day
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We're about to be plussed up to 110% strength so I'm sure I'm going to start getting some loving idiots. Don't know about sucking the green weenie, still have no intention of staying in and PCSing to go to the career course.
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