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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Squashing Machine posted:

They had every opportunity to make different choices in life and they didn't. They could've gotten STEM degrees and moved to the city, but instead they chose to pursue low-paying jobs in abandoned coal towns and inject themselves in the dick with fentanyl, the super-drug that by latest NPR estimates is more powerful than heroin by a numerical factor that is greater than the number of atoms in the known universe

https://io9.gizmodo.com/5650126/nano-violin-has-strings-a-millionth-of-an-inch-thickbut-you-can-hear-it-play

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Tighty Shorts is dealing with his ptsd by being a racist on the internet, I think we can give him a pass

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Nah I'm gonna keep on hating white people and I will breed with so many white women just to scare you when I walk with my large Spanish speaking family at your local convenience store

Your children will self identify as white.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

Tighty Shorts is dealing with his ptsd by being a racist on the internet, I think we can give him a piss

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

5 years in the military :smug:

What did you get kicked out for?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I'm already considered white, plus I'm a veteran, which means I'm elevated to the level of god in your poo poo society.

Thanks for the welfare guys! I'm happy I get to take from your country while I skated by for 5 years in the military :smug:

It's not welfare, you earned it. Most people skate in the military. Get your paper, homie.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Squashing Machine posted:

They had every opportunity to make different choices in life and they didn't. They could've gotten STEM degrees and moved to the city, but instead they chose to pursue low-paying jobs in abandoned coal towns and inject themselves in the dick with fentanyl, the super-drug that by latest NPR estimates is more powerful than heroin by a numerical factor that is greater than the number of atoms in the known universe

Why the gently caress would you move TO the city

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

DrPlump posted:

Your children will self identify as white.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
I like that he thought he was posting a great own upon us and we're like "oh well I guess that explains your sadbrains"

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Nerses IV posted:

Why the gently caress would you move TO the city

faster EMS response times mostly

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

spacetoaster posted:

What did you get kicked out for?

Extended contract, had to rack up some extra tax-free dollars so I could live in a tropical paradise without working for a few years after I was done in the military.

Thank you guys for paying your taxes btw! I had a lot of fun off your hard earned dollars

white sauce fucked around with this message at 16:45 on May 23, 2017

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:

Tighty Shorts is dealing with his ptsd by being a racist on the internet, I think we can give him a pass

Never got blown up or shot at, just pretty much got promoted to sergeant because I wasn't a white drooling retard and partied.

Oh yea I banged a ton of white female soldiers obviously

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

DrPlump posted:

Your children will self identify as white.

Can't have kids, got a vasectomy for free when I was in the military.

drat socialism owns bones lmao

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Never got blown up or shot at, just pretty much got promoted to sergeant because I wasn't a white drooling retard and partied.

Oh yea I banged a ton of white female soldiers obviously

It's great to have a purpose man

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I will breed with so many white women

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Can't have kids, got a vasectomy for free when I was in the military.

drat socialism owns bones lmao

So are you unvasectoming yourself or what

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:

It's great to have a purpose man

Yea my purpose is white genocide 😈

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Well, yea, you think banging your wife and daughters isn't a full time job, gringo? You should be paying me for all the stress I relieve from your frustrated white females

It's a fair trade for all the hot Latinas imo. Also they aren't "our" white females, just because you haven't evolved beyond viewing women as property doesn't mean that the rest of us share that view.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

buckets of buckets posted:

I'll take 'places that allow mass immigration' for 500

Oberleutnant posted:

Get out you piece of poo poo.

Miftan posted:

gently caress off, you vile sack of poo poo.

Oberleutnant posted:

So tempting, but no. gently caress off you racist oval office.

Barry Foster posted:

Get the gently caress out.

Regarde Aduck posted:

GBS is that way dickhead

LordVorbis posted:

Go gently caress yourself.





Hard hitting D&D discourse. :allears:

Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 16:50 on May 23, 2017

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Squashing Machine posted:

faster EMS response times mostly

this house doesn't call 911

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Boy this little guy's gettin' so worked up, he's gonna sleep great tonight

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:

So are you unvasectoming yourself or what

Yes my plan to have large harems was a serious post

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Never got blown up or shot at, just pretty much got promoted to sergeant because I wasn't a white drooling retard and partied.

Oh yea I banged a ton of white female soldiers obviously

Oh poo poo you were Army, LOL.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I'm already considered white, plus I'm a veteran, which means I'm elevated to the level of god in your poo poo society.

Thanks for the welfare guys! I'm happy I get to take from your country while I skated by for 5 years in the military :smug:

You act like a white hipster who thinks being white is too mainstream.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
e;fb

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
liberals after a mass shooting by a white guy: we need to talk about gun control immediately. this is happening far too often, and it's going to keep happening until we do something about it.
liberals after a bombing by an islamic terrorist: don't politicise this tragedy. terrorism is extremely rare, and there's nothing we can do to stop it. in fact it's our fault for bombing the middle east

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
why did this thread become about a latino dwarf banging all the fat white ladies that are so busted they can't bag a tall handsome white guy?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

jazzyhattrick posted:

It's a fair trade for all the hot Latinas imo. Also they aren't "our" white females, just because you haven't evolved beyond viewing women as property doesn't mean that the rest of us share that view.
This post doesn't agree with itself

new phone who dis posted:

Oh poo poo you were Army, LOL.
Nope, but I'll tell you that female soldiers prefer marines 9 times out of 10

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

DrPlump posted:

You act like a white hipster who thinks being white is too mainstream.

That's a good little capitalist boy. Everything is a fad and everything is a brand :allears:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

This post doesn't agree with itself

Nope, but I'll tell you that female soldiers prefer marines 9 times out of 10

Yeah because the Army is full of retards.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Never got blown up or shot at, just pretty much got promoted to sergeant because I wasn't a white drooling retard and partied.

Oh yea I banged a ton of white female soldiers obviously

White women are the best women. Amirite? :smuggo:

Also: "females"

lol

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Yea my purpose is white genocide 😈

Can you do me a favor and yell about this a whole lot right before the next election.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

new phone who dis posted:

Yeah because the Army is full of retards.

Agree with you on that one lol

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

spacetoaster posted:

White women are the best women. Amirite? :smuggo:

Also: "females"

lol

I like latinas more, they're smarter and more loyal

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxtXOisa0cY

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

That's a good little capitalist boy. Everything is a fad and everything is a brand :allears:


i want to know more about you

what do you do?

what is your ethnic and cultural background?

what are your relations with your family like?

i want to piece together the tapestry

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot

chernobyl kinsman posted:

liberals after a mass shooting by a white guy: we need to talk about gun control immediately. this is happening far too often, and it's going to keep happening until we do something about it.
liberals after a bombing by an islamic terrorist: don't politicise this tragedy. terrorism is extremely rare, and there's nothing we can do to stop it. in fact it's our fault for bombing the middle east

what the hell is the matter with them, you aren't even exaggerating, if anything you are tempering.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm banging tons of white women but I don't actually like it

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It only makes sena if he has aids

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

That's a good little capitalist boy. Everything is a fad and everything is a brand :allears:

I'm just loving you rallying against the US while simultaneously bragging about all the ways you have benefited from it lol

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DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hate America so much I am going to join their army as a grunt to protect it. Also I hate white people so much I am going to breed with them and ensure the continuation of their race.

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