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Wow holy poo poo a series of rant posts about ordering coffee at Starbucks. I didn't realize this was the "Post your favourite Lewis Black stand-up routine from 2003" thread. e. content:  Canadian Patriots CommonShore has a new favorite as of 13:59 on May 23, 2017 |
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SwitchbladeKult posted:I will never not call it that. I can't wait for some lovely moderator to start probating people for pronouncing it cracker bargel instead of cracker bargel.
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May 23, 2017 14:01
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Are shitheads still calling themselves deplorables like a badge of honor?
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May 23, 2017 14:12
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CommonShore posted:Wow holy poo poo a series of rant posts about ordering coffee at Starbucks. I didn't realize this was the "Post your favourite Lewis Black stand-up routine from 2003" thread. Everyone knows you're really just paying for that sweet bag they come in.
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May 23, 2017 14:16
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MariusLecter posted:https://twitter.com/Stevenwhirsch99/status/866805739129643008 Well I mean, I do approve of a nail bomb ban so he's got me there.
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May 23, 2017 14:21
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:Are shitheads still calling themselves deplorables like a badge of honor? Yes. Someone said Hillary should have called them dipshits so we'd get names like "Dipshit Todd" and "Dipshit Rhodesian." I think about that often.
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May 23, 2017 14:50
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Oh god I hate all the edgelords and their "man I love black humor, if you're offended you need to toughen up, it's just words."
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May 23, 2017 15:00
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Catberry posted:If I ordered a large coffee would the starbucks staff throw a fit until I used the right words? That happened to me at a Montreal McDonalds when I tried to order a croissant. I felt like I must having a stroke or something. I had to literally point at the French pastry in a French speaking city. And yes, I suck for ordering a McDonalds croissant in Quebec. Everyone know Burger King's are better.
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May 23, 2017 15:13
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Nuebot posted:Everyone knows you're really just paying for that sweet bag they come in.
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May 23, 2017 15:15
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 This is the ~prayers~ equivalent of one of those tacky souvenir t-shirts that they print in bulk and then just add the name of the city beneath the image. My grandma thinks I'm someone special in ＭＡＮＣＨＥＳＴＥＲ， ＵＫ (also, "The Horse Mafia")
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May 23, 2017 15:16
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Are they mafia dudes who ride horses or are they a family of horses committing organized crimes
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May 23, 2017 15:32
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh god I hate all the edgelords and their "man I love black humor, if you're offended you need to toughen up, it's just words." The thing is, if they were actually funny they might be more... acceptable. As it is, they are offensive and unoriginal to boot.
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May 23, 2017 15:40
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Whoops! Punctuation is important, kids! https://twitter.com/AFP/status/866961559259623424
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May 23, 2017 15:40
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Radio Paranoia posted:Whoops! Punctuation is important, kids! That's actually common style in headlines, but it does result in some confusing ones.
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May 23, 2017 15:45
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May 23, 2017 15:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, and if you've ever worked retail you've heard "this doesn't have a price, does that mean it's free?" said in a tone of voice that indicates the speaker thinks they are really clever and original. I'm sorry about my elderly father Tiggum posted:I hate that at fast food places. I so rarely go to them that I don't know what they sell and I feel like an idiot craning up at this board trying to figure out what the base price for a single item is amidst this mess of combos and specials. I took my kid to Garbage Food with The Arches recently, for the indoor play place. The menus up there are now all giant screens that have animations and move to highlight the prices of small, medium, large, etc. It made me feel seasick. The actual sea does not make me feel seasick! It also panicked me. What if the info I needed was about to go away? McDonald's should never be that stressful. I'm getting old. please be trolls. Please
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May 23, 2017 16:04
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So, where did you find these?
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May 23, 2017 16:12
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On social media, friend.
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May 23, 2017 16:15
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Jerry Cotton posted:I can't wait for some lovely moderator to start probating people for pronouncing it cracker bargel instead of cracker bargel. It's actually pronounced cracker bargel. 
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May 23, 2017 16:18
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poptart_fairy posted:On social media, friend. Which site? I bet there's a bunch more pictures where those came from...
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May 23, 2017 16:20
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I believe a thread that uses imgur for so much of its content should not be suspicious of content also drawn from imgur, friend. 
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May 23, 2017 16:22
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Amount of money I made last year: $26,800 Your move
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May 23, 2017 16:23
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poptart_fairy posted:I believe a thread that uses imgur for so much of its content should not be suspicious of content also drawn from imgur, friend. I ask because one of those accounts is an "antifa" blog that was founded ca. two weeks ago and makes a point of announcing that all cishet white christian men are fascist, so really, I just wonder what kind of shithole you've been hanging out in that circulates this kind of thing.
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May 23, 2017 16:26
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LordSaturn posted:I ask because one of those accounts is an "antifa" blog that was founded ca. two weeks ago and makes a point of announcing that all cishet white christian men are fascist, so really, I just wonder what kind of shithole you've been hanging out in that circulates this kind of thing. Obvious alt-right plant or most obvious alt-right plant?
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May 23, 2017 16:32
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I think it is OK to mock those who revel in the deaths of terrorist attack victims without looking for conspiracy, friend. Perhaps you can apply that diligence to providing content in this thread, for Idiots on Social Media. https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/866830963178786817
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May 23, 2017 16:32
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There's an excellent chance these OUTRAGEOUS left wingers with accounts registered days ago are 4chan troll attempts.
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May 23, 2017 16:34
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Rolo posted:bargel Jerry Cotton posted:bargel LITERALLY A BIRD posted:bargel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c7k2zyLn6I
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May 23, 2017 16:36
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This is less "idiots on social media" and more "neo nazis on social media" (That account is one of hundreds of ~official antifa~ accounts run by /pol/ types and frogposters with the attempt of discrediting antifascists as cheerleading the fall of western civilisation or whatever the gently caress)
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May 23, 2017 16:37
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It would be quite suspicious if they registered their account just before a terrorist attack, friend, I agree. Perhaps Ariana herself was involved.
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May 23, 2017 16:38
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I took my kid to Garbage Food with The Arches recently, for the indoor play place. The menus up there are now all giant screens that have animations and move to highlight the prices of small, medium, large, etc. It made me feel seasick. The actual sea does not make me feel seasick! It also panicked me. What if the info I needed was about to go away? McDonald's should never be that stressful. I'm getting old. we generally post screenshots
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May 23, 2017 16:39
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poptart_fairy posted:I think it is OK to mock those who revel in the deaths of terrorist attack victims without looking for conspiracy, friend. Perhaps you can apply that diligence to providing content in this thread, for Idiots on Social Media.  Eighteenth century view was that women were sex crazy and needed to be kept under tight control or else in their feverish sexual lust they would destroy the family, and because state, society, and the church rested on the family, if you let women loose, everything would fall apart. Nineteenth century view was that women were wonderful, and the marital contract only needed to be enforced against men, never against women, because naturally a woman would never break it unless a man forced her to do so. And everything did fall apart. Left to their own devices, women will sleep with males whose sexual market value is far higher than their own. Finding themselves at number eight on his booty call list, they then sleep with another high sexual status male in an effort to get to number six on the next male’s list. This continues until they are no longer hot enough to get booty calls, and their most fertile years have been used up. And we just have to stop women from doing this. We have to deny her sexual access to any man who is not willing to marry her, and especially and particularly deny her sexual access to married men. The rule has to be that they are not allowed to live independently on their own, not allowed out except in the company of a male who has proper authority over them, and not allowed to date and stuff except they are engaged, an engagement being a legally enforceable promise to marry if you have sex. Woman have to be subject to rightful authority. If they are not, I can gently caress them. For society to work, for the tribe to be able to reproduce, for children to have fathers, for men to have a reason to work and fight for their society, the woman, not her lover, has to be subject to her father. And then she gets transferred from her father to her lover. She ceases to be subject to her father and becomes subject to her husband. The father gives away all power over her, and the husband gains all power over her. Making husbands subject to fathers in law is not a solution, it is not even vaguely related to the solution. The problem is not women wandering off from their fathers. That is what is supposed to happen. The problem is that they then wander off from lover number one to lover number two, and from lover number two to lover number three. We have to require women to stick with their lovers, not require them to stick with their fathers. We have to force them to stick with lover number one. Old Testament solution: Raping or seducing a virgin was OK, but you had to stick with her all her days, and she with you. Unfortunately these days Old and New Testament marriage is highly illegal, and can only be enforced by personal charisma and personal violence.
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May 23, 2017 16:45
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poptart_fairy posted:It would be quite suspicious if they registered their account just before a terrorist attack, friend, I agree. Perhaps Ariana herself was involved.
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May 23, 2017 16:49
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HAT FETISH posted:I am really perplexed by the issue of what your deal is, tbh it seems increasingly likely that he hangs out on 4chan etc all day and then comes and posts awful poo poo here to rile up the normies
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May 23, 2017 16:55
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HAT FETISH posted:I am really perplexed by the issue of what your deal is, tbh My deal is that the people who revel in, or abuse, the deaths of a terrorist's victims are Idiots on Social Media, friend. I was not expecting this thread to start demanding verified sources for each example now. Have the rules changed again? https://twitter.com/howeII/status/866831032393191424 https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/866824058217934848 LordSaturn posted:it seems increasingly likely that he hangs out on 4chan etc all day and then comes and posts awful poo poo here to rile up the normies My content is drawn from the same place as yours is, friend. Please do not break a month's silence just to pretend otherwise, it is not very productive for the thread's purpose.
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May 23, 2017 16:57
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poptart_fairy posted:My deal is that the people who revel in, or abuse, the deaths of a terrorist's victims are Idiots on Social Media, friend. I was not expecting this thread to start demanding verified sources for each example now. Have the rules changed again? The Moldbug account of communism, simplified, is that the that the Soviets were Democrat agents, a proxy force for the blue empire of the consulates against the red empire of the bases, and they were collapsed when they started to break free of the Democrats. Simplified even further: “America is a communist country”. Of course any useful truth is necessarily a simplification. Reality is always more complex than even the best descriptions. Puritan derived leftism (progressivism) both cooperated and competed with Judaism derived leftism (Marxism) and each infiltrated and attempted to use and manipulate the other. Both engaged in entryism, and entryist agents would turn, becoming double and triple agents, creating a dense maze of camouflage and lies. Obama is a red diaper Marxist, but he is progressive, and his Marxist mother was a double agent, probably a triple agent, who like most female agents, had sex with the enemy becoming unreliable as a result. The Czars lost intellectual sovereignty to English intellectuals. Instead of the Czar being fount of all honors, mortal and divine, which is to say instead of the Czar setting the rules for status competition, the Czars competed in a status competition with the rules set by English intellectuals with Puritan derived memes, and thus sawed of the branch on which they sat, by disempowering aristocrats and empowering leftists. The bureaucratic government was left and getting lefter, and so eventually staged a coup against the traditional and legitimate government. While the Czar was away at the front, the bureaucracy flooded the streets with rioters and protestors, forbade the army and police from taking care of them, and then piously announced that they had to surrender to the might of the justly enraged masses, though in truth no one except brewers, distillers, Jews, and pawnshops had much to fear from the rioting masses. This coup installed Puritan derived leftism in charge of Russia, but, of course, it found itself in dangerous alliance with Judaism derived leftism, which loudly announced itself to be lefter than thou. And since no enemies to the left, no friends to the right, puritan derived leftism in Russia had disarmed itself. So in due course the leftmost faction of Judaism derived leftism was victorious, under the slogan “All power to the Soviets”. Which workers soviets they immediately dismantled. Thereafter there was alternate cooperation, competition, collaboration, and armed conflict between the blue empire of the consulates, and Soviet Russia, with cooperation and collaboration being dominant until shortly after World War II, competition and armed conflict from World War II to the Berlin airlift, and cooperation and collaboration from the Berlin Airlift till about 1980. Russian leftism froze in place during Stalin’s rule, and ceased to move leftwards, while Puritan derived anglosphere leftism continued to move leftwards. As time passed, the blue empire became increasingly pissed off because Russia, like Charles Murray, was not keeping up, was not left enough. Did not those damned Russians know it is <the current year> now? The blue empire strategy and meme had long been “Oh we must surrender to the might of the Soviets and their tremendously successful socialism”, since surrendering to the distinctly right wing gun owning American masses was unattractive. This is the vision depicted in the future history of “Startreck the Next Generation” episodes produced before the fall of the Berlin Wall, but it became less attractive and less plausible because of the increasingly obvious economic failure and military weakness of socialism and because the Soviets were increasingly abandoning the claim to be lefter than thou, abandoning the claim to be the leftmost. In the future history depicted in Startreck, reflecting the progressive wet dream, the Soviets theoretically win, but actually the permanent government of the US wins, just as in Russia, the masses theoretically won, then the Soviets theoretically won, but in fact the actual Soviets generally got shot or sent to slave labor camps while the bureaucracy that formerly answered to the Czar kept their jobs and increased their power.
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May 23, 2017 17:04
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Samovar posted:The thing is, if they were actually funny they might be more... acceptable. As it is, they are offensive and unoriginal to boot. Dude, I just thought of the most hilarious thing! What if when I see a liberal get mad about something, I say something like, "Aw, does that trigger you, snowflake? Do you need a participation trophy for your safe space?"
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May 23, 2017 17:08
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Strong feelings about mediocre webcomics. 
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May 23, 2017 17:24
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CommonShore posted:
So in the US it's free to bring home a bottle of Crown? Yeah I'd say that's unfair.
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May 23, 2017 17:49
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there wolf posted:Strong feelings about mediocre webcomics. Also I love the shift from "I couldn't care less" to "they won't stop until Normies worship them  "
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Surely that is the complete opposite of a spectre considering spectres tend to be translucent or invisible at best?
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