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Even assuming genetics worked that way, doesn't the anonymous poster see a problem with 'every child will be above average in all traits'? Reminds me of Lake Wobegon.
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Gynovore posted:Ah, Butch. Can I admit that I've been waiting for this day for a long, long time? Allow me to savor the moment. Haaa, but seriously: loquacius posted:Neither human "attributes" nor genetics works like this, but this is another of those too-on-the-nose fakes anyway JnnyThndrs posted:Even assuming genetics worked that way, doesn't the anonymous poster see a problem with 'every child will be above average in all traits'? I'd assume the guy's a dumbass and actually means above average in comparison to today's. Also "appearance" is crazy to lump in with that. Why would scientists need prostitutes? Word on the street is scientists gently caress during all those symposiums they go to.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
I work on a research vessel. People hook up all the damned time. Not me though, I'm happily attached to a woman who, like me, is brilliant and successful and hot. Also, most of them aren't awkward weirdos. It's weird I know, but a lot of people can be intelligent and attractive/athletic and have some charisma and not be creepy shut-ins.
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May 22, 2017 01:47
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If you were high intelligence you would understand the Punnet's square that you are just as likely to make ugly stupid children as smart intelligent ones. Your plan to get laid by hot, dumb girls just isn't going to work, nerd. Also, genetics don't really work this way.
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Trump is not from Palm Beach. Florida may be a massive stinking shithole, but blame Trump on New York. That being said FloridaMan would probably be an improvement for president.
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I'm really trying to figure out how to work out that appearance trait score, do we reevaluate every week forever? Are you allowed to wear make-up to the evaluation? Do we have to keep the same haircut for the rest of our lives? Do we just go by facial symmetry? I think appearance is based way too much in opinion for there to be an official score. Am I thinking about this to hard, and taking this too seriously? Also, I'm worried my score would be embarrassingly low.
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May 22, 2017 04:55
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I'm high strength and intelligence and I'm going to find out where that confessor lives and bully him
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"...after high school, when you are fully developed as a person..." You have super high intelligence, do you?
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King Geneticist apparently hasn't heard of the hedonic treadmill. Even if you breed a line of super smart hotties, they'd just further refine attractiveness until beauty is reduced to comically tiny details
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maskenfreiheit posted:King Geneticist apparently hasn't heard of the hedonic treadmill. Sounds like something a person with a low appearance score might claim.
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Police Automaton posted:Sounds like something a person with a low appearance score might claim. Within a generation my long balls will be very desirable
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lol if wisdom isn't your dump stat sluts only care about skill points and extra dialogue options, not whether you can cast high level cleric spells or not 
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maskenfreiheit posted:Within a generation my long balls will be very desirable PM me
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I've slowly but surely caught up with this thread. There seems to be a recurring theme here: The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS: Girl Boss Sentral > Anonymous Confessions: You should probably get therapy.
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wesleywillis posted:I've slowly but surely caught up with this thread. There seems to be a recurring theme here: The  smilie was originally bought by H.H for a previous iteration of this thread
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alpaca diseases posted:lol if wisdom isn't your dump stat Yeah but it's helpful to be able to cast Cure Disease when you're really slumming it
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Hey, you guys remember spidergoon? Blast from the past here, we got spidergoonquote:I confessed in this thread, or the last one, that I have a thing for Ovipositor pornography-- where a monster captures a woman and lays eggs in her womb. It's very weird and niche but there are quite a few people into it and I have been trying to be more active in the community. My fesh is that I decided to start a Patreon for my writing and I have a few Patrons and make a little money each month. It's not much but it's very heartening that people pay me for my hard work. KC Green Whizzard comic e: for those who weren't around for previous installations of The Amazing Spider-Goon, this guy has a really weird niche fetish and his wife is a total keeper who indulges him in it instead of judging him or politely asking him to keep it to himself like 95% of people would, it's very sweet  quote:Yesterday I decided it was time to have sex for the first time in several years. I am a 31 year old obese alcoholic living somewhere that prostitution is legal. I went to a local brothel and was led into a room and the girls available came in and introduced themselves. About half of them I could hear stifling laughter as they left the room. A couple of them were just stone-faced and left as soon as possible, and one complained that my hands were too cold and clammy. I ended up going with the only girl who didn't seem disgusted by me in some way, although what I really wanted to do was get up and leave. How often do you have hooker encounters? The last paragraph of this one seems kind of at odds with the rest of it  At any rate, one COULD see this as a call-to-action to devote some modicum of effort to self-improvement, or one could see this as proof that you should just stop trying forever. Your choice, anon. loquacius fucked around with this message at 18:43 on May 22, 2017 |
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Just lose that weight dude. It's hard but doable. It's not some "health condition" you just have to live with. You're still very young, your body can do it easily still. Or drown in self pity. It's your choice. E: missed the alcoholic part, oops
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loquacius posted:
hey yeah don't put your weird fetishes into your game whether overtly or not, that's hosed up and your players are way more likely to clue in on it than you'd think
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Christ what kind of joint do you go to where the girls snicker at and complain about paying clients? Maybe spend more than ten bucks for a lay next time, dude
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Brothel goon should let someone lay eggs inside him so he becomes a loving father
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I would totally appreciate a link to the original spider goon fresh. Then, if some one would roofie me immediately after I read it, I'd prolly appreciate that too.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:I would totally appreciate a link to the original spider goon fresh. Then, if some one would roofie me immediately after I read it, I'd prolly appreciate that too. I didn't think I'd be able to find this, but BAM quote:I had someone tell me on Thursday that I have characteristics which fall under autism. I don't really know too much about it since a lot of people self-diagnose. I've read a few things about and I can relate to them somewhat. It would explain why I have certain behaviors and how I am as a person. I mean, don't go jumping to conclusions based on what "someone" tells you; an unqualified diagnosis is actually exactly as viable as a self-diagnosis. But I don't blame you for being apprehensive. I don't know how I'd handle something like this either. See what your therapist says tomorrow. But keep in mind that no matter what, you're still you and nothing will actually change from a diagnosis itself. quote:Last night I shot a mouse through the head with my air pistol. It was stuck in one of those sticky traps that our building management puts down. I hate those traps because most people when an animal gets caught in one they just dump it in the trash and let it starve/dehydrate to death which is terribly cruel. If a mouse is screaming then it is terrified and in pain beyond the usual fear these things have of predators and they shouldn't have to feel like that. thanks for the tip honestly more feshes should end with completely unrelated domestic-sabotage advice
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Ben Reich posted:BTW if you get a pipe and carve/melt down some round ice cubes to fit you can make a blowgun to break peoples windows without leaving evidence. And you can shoot someone with a gun loaded with a gelatin capsule filled with water, which will be undetectable until the peepers find out. (if you get this you're both a super nerd and very old)
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I tried to google what an air gun was but im still comnfused
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Putty posted:I tried to google what an air gun was but im still comnfused BB gun
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I don't think this violates the "confession about a specific poster" rule since the poster in question is bannedquote:Last night I had this dream I got in a relationship with Psyopmonkey? We ended up fighting because we couldn't decide what lighting fixtures to have (we decided to rent a house together). We might have been housemates who ended up getting together? My current irl neighbors moved in next door and caused an extremely huge amount of problems by snooping and trying to get in the house. This was made worse because I was trying to grow weed in the abandoned lot nearby. I once had a dream about Andrew Dobson back when there was an Andrew Dobson mock thread I read a lot In this dream I was robbing Andrew Dobson's house Thread regulars may remember a goon who opened up to his therapist about being anxious about being a virgin and ended up dating her. He's got an update for us. quote:Therapy goon here. It's been a while. I mean, dude, this is the same old story, I've heard it a hundred times and lived it once Plenty of nerds' first relationships are awful and abusive, and last way too long, because if you grow up thinking you don't deserve love and are hideous/annoying/etc, any relationship sounds good, and ending it to go back to being single and lonely sounds horrifying. Oftentimes you don't even notice warning signs, or ignore them, because you're so flabbergasted someone is willing to touch your genitals that nothing else seems important. But this is a bad relationship and I don't care how bad your outside prospects are, you need to get out. You will find something else soon, with this experience under your belt, and that time, you will be able to identify warnings, and you'll know that it's not the end of the world if you act on them. if you are describing your current relationship with the question "why is everything such a nightmare" you need to end it immediately
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purple death ray posted:Cliff notes, he hosed the therapist girl and it was awesome but she's probably kinda crazy and it remains to be seen whether he will run or whether the fact that he's getting sex for the first time in his life will cause him to meekly fall in line and marry her within the next month 🤔
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Just curious, on her business card how are the letters spaced?
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Purple death ray is the therapy goon is the only explanation I'll accept
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loquacius posted:if you are describing your current relationship with the question "why is everything such a nightmare" you need to end it immediately I am thinking that the whole get therapy thing may have back fired for once here.
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RFC2324 posted:I am thinking that the whole get therapy thing may have back fired for once here. he needs to find a new therapist, but not gently caress this one
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loquacius posted:Plenty of nerds' first relationships are awful and abusive, and last way too long, because if you grow up thinking you don't deserve love and are hideous/annoying/etc, any relationship sounds good, and ending it to go back to being single and lonely sounds horrifying. Oftentimes you don't even notice warning signs, or ignore them, because you're so flabbergasted someone is willing to touch your genitals that nothing else seems important. Take this advice and get the gently caress out while you can still walk away glad that nothing truly terrible happened Having a breakdown covered in wounds you caused and your own blood because your boyfriend got an innocuous letter from someone he used to know is a red flag the size of Texas
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Yeah OP that's your stereotypical crazy chic poo poo right there. There are many others out there but some day you will find a solid normal chic. Unfortunately, she won't gently caress nearly as well as the crazies so you'll cheat on her with another crazy chic. *sigh*
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tesilential posted:Yeah OP that's your stereotypical crazy chic poo poo right there. There are many others out there but some day you will find a solid normal chic. Unfortunately, she won't gently caress nearly as well as the crazies so you'll cheat on her with another crazy chic. *sigh* Nah she'll be the one to cheat
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loquacius posted:he needs to find a new therapist, but not gently caress this one Some people have this problem. I always thought I was the shy, anti-social one in high school, but damned if it didn't get to the point where one of my female friends commented she couldn't bring her female friends around me without me banging them. GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Take this advice and get the gently caress out while you can still walk away glad that nothing truly terrible happened This. Get out therapy goon. Just remember, crazy chick sex will always be the best sex, just because you never know if this is going to be the time she stabs you in the middle of it.
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loquacius posted:he needs to find a new therapist, but not gently caress this one I think he mentioned his gf/shrink referred him to another therapist. Goon should also print out his confession and bring it to therapy.
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Think the first thing you should do in any abusive relationship is to get the gently caress out of dodge, go to anywhere else but where you are now to think it over. In a few days you'll be level headed enough to see your situation To heck what happens to your hot therapist meantime it's not your problem and why the gently caress is this person a therapist
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I think crazy girls become good at sex because they have to be really good to keep people in the relationship. Same with fat girls. Best sex in my life was with a crazy fat chick.
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