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Yawgmoth posted:if you really believe this then I am willing to bet that the number of fun things you are invited to is, at most, zero I am speaking in the context of someone you are going on a date with not just going someplace with friends
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:congrats on being more gullible than the average Reddit commenter, who wasn't having any of it I wish I was having less of your summary hot takes on each post where in a sentence it's mostly you trying to turn it into some kind of slam at them being the lamest most pathetic people possible. Every day, regularly, and really boring.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I wish I was having less of your summary hot takes on each post where in a sentence it's mostly you trying to turn it into some kind of slam at them being the lamest most pathetic people possible. Every day, regularly, and really boring. What thread do you think this is
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I always offer to split and the guys who take me up on it always try to nickel and dime me to see how far they can take it lmao
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I wish I was having less of your summary hot takes on each post where in a sentence it's mostly you trying to turn it into some kind of slam at them being the lamest most pathetic people possible. Every day, regularly, and really boring. We're just trying to manage the risk of someone not understanding the content.
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Danaru posted:What thread do you think this is
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May 23, 2017 20:32
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ArbitraryC posted:he invited her to tag along with his existing plans that he'd be doing regardless with his friends, it's like the perfect context for not expecting them to pay. there's a certain kind of dude who's featured in a bunch of stories before here who takes women they barely know out to wildly inappropriate places they can't comfortably afford, under the clear assumption that going splitsies on $100 of filet mignon entitles them to a blowjob. This guy didn't get one. Ham Sandwiches posted:I wish I was having less of your summary hot takes on each post where in a sentence it's mostly you trying to turn it into some kind of slam at them being the lamest most pathetic people possible. Every day, regularly, and really boring. dude your post history is in a button right there under this poo poo for all to see, don't even try
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May 23, 2017 20:33
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Blue Train posted:I am speaking in the context of someone you are going on a date with not just going someplace with friends
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:dude your post history is in a button right there under this poo poo for all to see, don't even try ??? Please, on a going forward basis, consider this kindly request of reducing the frequency with which you provide your ESPN Sportscenter 1 sentence summaries of posts. Thank you.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:there's a certain kind of dude who's featured in a bunch of stories before here who takes women they barely know out to wildly inappropriate places they can't comfortably afford, under the clear assumption that going splitsies on $100 of filet mignon entitles them to a blowjob.
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May 23, 2017 20:38
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Yawgmoth posted:so am I, it's 2017 you pay your own way until we're married It's 2017, who is getting married
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May 23, 2017 20:38
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zakharov posted:Do you guys think a hot dog is a sandwich? No it's a submarine. The bun is long, you see.
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Gatts posted:No it's a submarine. The bun is long, you see. just what this thread needs, gatts
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Troposphere posted:just what this thread needs, gatts Phallic references?
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Ham Sandwiches posted:??? Please, on a going forward basis, consider this kindly request of reducing the frequency with which you provide your ESPN Sportscenter 1 sentence summaries of posts. Thank you. I don't really care about how much you enjoyed a particular sentence of mine in a conversation you're not involved in, because you're a boring nobody and offer nothing of value to me. You're welcome. Troposphere posted:just what this thread needs, gatts My girlfriend [26f] of almost two years knows I [27m] own guns, but I haven't told her how many. Do I have to and if so how can I do it in a way that will be easy for her to digest? quote:I have been feeling a little guilty about this situation lately, especially since I have bought quite a few new guns in the past year that I haven't told her about. On the one hand, I have been honest with her about the fact that I am a gun owner, but on the other hand, I have mislead her about how many I own. She's not anti-gun, but she is definitely not comfortable around them and not a big fan in general.
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah I mean taking someone out for fine dining on the first date is weird but contextually they had already been on one date and he just gave her the option to tag along to his existing plans if she wanted. If money was gonna be an issue she could have easily said "oh that sounds nice but I don't think I can afford it" when he said she could join them. The plans don't revolve around her, he's not "taking her out", he will be eating with his friends regardless. He specifically calls it a second date and he paid for the first, she's not exactly taking giant leaps to assume he's going to pay for this one too. I still think the story is fake as hell, but if we want to assume it's real they're both lovely people.
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Brainworm posted:To be fair, it's just this one issue. LMAO his girlfriend is a pro wrestler
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah I mean taking someone out for fine dining on the first date is weird but contextually they had already been on one date and he just gave her the option to tag along to his existing plans if she wanted. If money was gonna be an issue she could have easily said "oh that sounds nice but I don't think I can afford it" when he said she could join them. The plans don't revolve around her, he's not "taking her out", he will be eating with his friends regardless. The story didn't happen, and anyway most women bring cash/cards because it allows them to offer to go dutch so the guy doesn't feel entitled or get out if their date is a weirdo. Which didn't happen at all in this wank story because she's a villain getting her comeuppance. The woman's world collapses the second her magic slut powers cease to have effect on this man, thanks to his rigorous fiscal discipline, and now she's scrubbing dishes in the back of a Japanese restaurant like one of Cinderella's wicked step-sisters.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I don't really care about how much you enjoyed a particular sentence of mine in a conversation you're not involved in, because you're a boring nobody and offer nothing of value to me. You're welcome. 69
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Willfully blinding yourself into a mental illness Last night, my [26F] husband [26M] confessed that he's been stealing my Adderall for nearly two years. How do I handle this? u/abcdefg123asdfjkl quote:So, I have ADHD and I've been taking Adderall for around four years. My husband and I have only been married for a short time (got married at the end of last year), but we were together for five years before marrying.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:(guess how many) 420, the dude collects classic Raven and Lorcin handguns
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LGD posted:420, the dude collects classic Raven and Lorcin handguns Suddenly this is both too many and not anywhere near enough  quote:Over 40. I started acquiring when my dad bought me my first rifle years ago, and since I've been working/had my own money, I've been adding. I probably add 5+ a year--at least I have the last few years. Because I have different purposes for them and some I collect.
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cumshitter posted:The story didn't happen, and anyway most women bring cash/cards because it allows them to offer to go dutch so the guy doesn't feel entitled or get out if their date is a weirdo. If the story was real I'd be concerned about getting involved with an adult who leaves the house without any cash or card or any way to pay for anything, expectation of a free dinner or not.
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How do i [M 26] stop having trust issues when my girlfriend [22M] goes to visit a friend of hersquote:I've been together with my GF for nearly 4 months now but can not get those trust issue thoughts out of my head. Just today she told me she's going to a male friend of hers to watch a movie, she even bought some wine because she wanted to. In the comments it comes out they're ldr too haha.
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purple death ray posted:Fuckin hell who let gatts back in don't worry I'm sure I'll end up banning him again when he inevitably gattses out
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Suddenly this is both too many and not anywhere near enough Yea I could see why you'd want to lie to your wife about that poo poo because that's easily over five grand a year on guns alone nevermind ammunition
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Assuming theyre not all trash glocks and bought new the dude is sitting on like 50 grand or more in guns. He should ease her into it because if she finds out shell think hes loaded.
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Pick posted:I always offer to split and the guys who take me up on it always try to nickel and dime me to see how far they can take it lmao they want me to pay my own way men are terrible 
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Barudak posted:Assuming theyre not all trash glocks and bought new the dude is sitting on like 50 grand or more in guns. He should ease her into it because if she finds out shell think hes loaded. 40 guns in two safes in a single wide
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I'm just picturing what this guy had to go through to hide the existence of his actual gunstore's worth of guns from his girlfriend for two years.
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She goes to reach into the fridge but he distracts her and quickly grabs the Purdey and Sons out of it and stuffs it into the oven, as she returns her focus to him, confused as to why he just distracter her, the toster dings and pops up two freshly cooked glocks.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm just picturing what this guy had to go through to hide the existence of his actual gunstore's worth of guns from his girlfriend for two years. He probably has a nuclear bunker that he keeps the guns in. He hasn't shown her that yet because he isn't sure he wants to share his rations with her after the apocalypse
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