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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


:jackbud:

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Goddamn it probated if I shitpost, probated if I don't.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Theophany posted:

Goddamn it probated if I shitpost, probated if I don't.

So what happened? How did you end up the lovely disappointment that isn't a racing car driver even a mediocre lovely one?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
What's Ashley Judd like in person

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

So what happened? How did you end up the lovely disappointment that isn't a racing car driver even a mediocre lovely one?

Well you say that but another one of my cousins raced in the 355 Challenge for a few years and wrote off a few Ferrari 348s he paid for himself. So I guess I only risk my ten bucks rather than a whole car.

And by virtue of relatives I get to hang out at Fantasy Palace in Edinburgh for free. Though I'm not sure why I'd choose to.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
What about Ashley Judd?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I never met her.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Well, it was a good run. Next time you should have pretended to be Michael and Ralfs step brother or something that races in nothing but support series completely overshadowed by the Prime Brothers sheesh

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I'll bear that in mind.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTfv4Xsc5Ag

:(

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I heard Ashley was a bit of a twat but I still love her because of Star Trek. Also is that Our Graham leading in that photo? The first F1 driver (of two) in history to win the triple crown?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I heard Ashley was a bit of a twat but I still love her because of Star Trek.

You love her because she was Wesley's annoying girlfriend in the episode where god dang Wesley saves the day?

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

wicka posted:

You love her because she was Wesley's annoying girlfriend in the episode where god dang Wesley saves the day?

Wesley owns

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


GutBomb posted:

Wesley owns

Worst post in thread history.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Actually Wicka, you'll find Wesley Willis was both Cool and Good.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

wicka posted:

Worst post in thread history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCu4_wowv4A

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Alonso is a guy who drives
He is a driver who drives fast
He is a good person to drive cars
People flock to him to lose at driving
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

Alonso is a guy who drives
He is a driver who drives fast
He is a good person to drive cars
People flock to him to lose at driving
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's

RIP Wesley Willis

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

RIP Wesley Willis

Quick, thread title change!

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

wicka posted:

Alonso is a guy who drives
He is a driver who drives fast
He is a good person to drive cars
People flock to him to lose at driving
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

wicka posted:

Alonso is a guy who drives
He is a driver who drives fast
He is a good person to drive cars
People flock to him to lose at driving
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I kind of want to re-watch the 2006 MotoGP season in honor of Nicky, also because the 2006 MotoGP season is incredible.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

wicka posted:

Alonso is a guy who drives
He is a driver who drives fast
He is a good person to drive cars
People flock to him to lose at driving
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's

Mods please put this in OP

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





wicka posted:

Alonso is a guy who drives
He is a driver who drives fast
He is a good person to drive cars
People flock to him to lose at driving
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's
Rock and roll Alonso's

This is the best post to have ever been posted in an F1 thread.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Cactrot posted:

This is the best post to have ever been posted in an F1 thread.

Am I Nico Rosberg?

E: Nico Postberg

wicka fucked around with this message at 02:41 on May 24, 2017

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

Mods please put this in OP

Done OP

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

wicka posted:

Am I Nico Rosberg?

E: Nico Postberg

I'm not looking forward to your immediate retirement from posting. :smith:

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

wicka posted:

Am I Nico Rosberg?

E: Nico Postberg

The far superior Keke Postberg.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidporsche posted:

The far superior Keke Postberg.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

wicka posted:

Am I Nico Rosberg?

E: Nico Postberg

Mods change my name to this

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Jim ClarkeJackie Oliver, flying a Formula One car.

Theophany fucked around with this message at 10:18 on May 24, 2017

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Can't wait to see Stroll get airborne this weekend.

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-monaco-kerb-dangerous-grosjean-909756/

:allears:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
A furious googling tells me Stroll has never raced at Monaco in any of the support series. He did finish 8th in Macau however.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


This is also Ocon's first time in Monaco.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Seriously, FIA needs to reconsider allowing people to jump from Formula 3 straight into F1. We're talking at the very least doubling in engine power (~240 hp to around at least 500 HP), and that's the ICU alone. Add in KERS, 3-4 times as much.

Indy, funny enough, has a drop DOWN in ICU power going to F1* but doesn't have KERS, but would probably be a less jarring transition all the same. F2 is at lest 600+ HP, which again, less jarring.

*Indy uses 2.2L Twin Turbo V6s making over 700 HP depending on boost. This is also before push to pass is considered.

iospace fucked around with this message at 14:34 on May 24, 2017

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Going from F3->F1 is not new. In fact, the best drivers usually came right from F3 as opposed to F2/F3000.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Human Grand Prix posted:

Going from F3->F1 is not new. In fact, the best drivers usually came right from F3 as opposed to F2/F3000.

Right, Max did it and he's one of the best :getin:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

iospace posted:

Right, Max did it and he's one of the best :getin:

But it should be noted aggressively and sternly that this is the exception and not the norm.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

I'd pay an arm and a leg to be seated at the pool corner all weekend and just watch the retirements roll in each day :allears: That kerb is going to gently caress up a few cars.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I want Stroll to fly into the drink.

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