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*yawns, the bed begins to shake* just shut the gently caress up I don't care that you were murdered *bed shakes more violently* I will break your precious vase if you don't stop shaking this bed *shaking stops* now make the weird perfume smell and let me go to sleep *weird perfume smell wafts in* There we go. *sleeps*
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:33 |
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This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsk7u-hRXrs
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:39 |
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nextlevelstart posted:This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls I'll allow it
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:39 |
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nextlevelstart posted:This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls win some, lose some
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:40 |
nextlevelstart posted:This ghost will NOT suck your dick like in Ghostbusters but he will play with your balls Checks out
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:40 |
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Also he fuckin owns at tribes 2
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:42 |
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Yeah, its a little gross having blood trickle up my walls 24/7, but its all type O negative and disease free so not only does the house pay for itself we've saved the lives of thousands just last year.
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:43 |
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(late at night whispered into your ear) ...penis man...
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:46 |
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His name is Dan of Dave or something like that. It's really hard to get clear communication with this Ouija board. Anyway I just call him Spooky D. He doesn't like it.
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:51 |
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Oh Darlene, I'd love to host the party but I just can't this weekend. Its the anniversary of the unsolved murder of the drowned wife in my basement and she gets to raising a ruckus to the point where its just not right to try and treat company when she's so riled up. I tell you what, if you host the party this weekend I'll get you some of that unnaturally cool water she's always leaving in the basement to make margaritas with.
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:51 |
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thats funny, usually the blood gets off on the third floor
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# ? May 24, 2017 02:54 |
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*kicks the floor in response to ghostly rattling and banging noises* Keep it the gently caress DOW-... You know what? gently caress it. I'm gonna keep jacking it. I don't loving care. *turns up pornhub volume* *ghostly wailing and pots and pans crashing gets louder*
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:00 |
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I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SLAM THAT loving CABINET DOOR ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:01 |
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nextlevelstart posted:Also he fuckin owns at tribes 2 A Manchurian dare??????
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:01 |
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Do ghosts have x-ray vision
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:03 |
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*randomly ejaculates* i think its picking favorite
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:03 |
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*Knocks on attic door* Orville, want to binge on new Twin Peaks? Sure, I'll be right down! - one minute later - *lights flicker as Orville materializes from ceiling into living room, leaving ectoplasm*
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:05 |
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Oh, he gets horny on his deathday. That's what happens if you die gay.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:13 |
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nextlevelstart posted:Oh, he gets horny on his deathday. That's what happens if you die gay.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:16 |
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Hey Orville, you ever tried "The Stranger"
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:17 |
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nextlevelstart posted:Oh, he gets horny on his deathday. That's what happens if you die gay. Yeah man that's what you tell us whenever we all come over to your place to hang out but how come you're the one always trying to give us blowjobs? It's not always 'his' death day, and 'he's' never around, so...
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:18 |
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BooooooOOOoooOOOO
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:20 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Hey Orville, you ever tried "The Stranger" A ghost stranger is actually called possesion, says Orville and not user nextlevelstart
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:24 |
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Message to AirBNB lodger: This house is haunted by a poltergeist named Uriah. Don't mind him. Just knock on the door a few times and he'll let you in. He also has a nice baritone voice and like to sing showtunes at night, but if it's disruptive, just ask nicely and he'll stop.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:30 |
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ghost, did you eat all my lasagna?!!
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:31 |
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*Hugs the kids and wishes them well as they go to the bus. Turns around and makes out with his ghost wife.* Then they make ghost babies.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:35 |
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*Takes all the chairs down off the table. Again.*
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:37 |
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*routinely fucks a ghost but plays it cool when talking about it with the guys*
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:37 |
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Orville, I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd find Ghost Dad so emotional. Please stop wailing.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:41 |
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Heh so I was checking MY PULSE the other day and whoa. Let. Me. Tell. You. Heh. I'm alive dudes.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:44 |
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Big Beef City posted:*kicks the floor in response to ghostly rattling and banging noises* this is just having roommates
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:49 |
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menace the ghost with your boner
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:53 |
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Ghosts are noncorporeal so they can not be penetrated in the traditional sense
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:54 |
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Disney Channel original movie Susie Q.
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:55 |
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*blames all farts on the ghost*
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:56 |
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Casually ignores the constant and obvious latent change of identity they are uncomfortable with.
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# ? May 24, 2017 04:03 |
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*busts a nut and its nowhere to be found* *load comes through a ghost portal while I sleep and it falls into my open mouth* 👻
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# ? May 24, 2017 04:03 |
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hes a marvel at soaking up ambient heat to use psychokinetically. i put my air conditioners in storage
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# ? May 24, 2017 04:11 |
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im getting sick of this ghost
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