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Solice Kirsk posted:I think crazy girls become good at sex because they have to be really good to keep people in the relationship. Same with fat girls. Best sex in my life was with a crazy fat chick. I feel like this is confirmation bias or just repeating an urban legend. Last fat girl I was with, sweat was literally dripping down on me, it stunk, and she asked me to pop her inner thigh and rear end zits.
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can confirm- pretty sure fat chick sex rumours are just a false flag spread by the same Although they do give hella good bjs tho I'll give them that
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May 23, 2017 21:32
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fruit on the bottom posted:Just curious, on her business card how are the letters spaced? Not letting this slip by
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May 23, 2017 21:32
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I think he mentioned his gf/shrink referred him to another therapist. Goon should also print out his confession and bring it to therapy. Putty posted:Think the first thing you should do in any abusive relationship is to get the gently caress out of dodge, go to anywhere else but where you are now to think it over. In a few days you'll be level headed enough to see your situation jesus Christ this yeah I eat rear end posted:I feel like this is confirmation bias or just repeating an urban legend. Last fat girl I was with, sweat was literally dripping down on me, it stunk, and she asked me to pop her inner thigh and rear end zits. jesus Christ not this
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RFC2324 posted:Just remember, crazy chick sex will always be the best sex, just because you never know if this is going to be the time she stabs you in the middle of it. It's usually really hard for me to maintain an erection when I'm thinking about getting stabbed
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KomodoWagon posted:It's usually really hard for me to maintain an erection when I'm thinking about getting stabbed It's completely the opposite for me.
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KomodoWagon posted:It's usually really hard for me to maintain an erection when I'm thinking about getting stabbed Yeah, but look how hosed up you are in every other relationship.
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May 23, 2017 21:50
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Aw man. I loved how it went. I wanted it to be a forever happily after thing. poo poo. I don't think this is salvageable therapy goon. It's been what, a few months? You need to get out. Also when you get out take things you value having not-destroyed with you if you can. I have the feeling that might happen else. E: I doubt it'll be a peaceful and pleasant break-up. Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 22:11 on May 23, 2017 |
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May 23, 2017 22:09
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Heck is this even the same guy? maybe some other therapist goon wrote in
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Police Automaton posted:I don't think this is salvageable therapy goon. It's been what, a few months? You need to get out. Also when you get out take things you value having not-destroyed with you if you can. I have the feeling that might happen else. This might end badly if he's being watched like a hawk as he says. If you really want to do this get other people to come with you when claiming your stuff cause she won't be able to do much against 2 - 3 people.
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May 23, 2017 22:18
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Putty posted:Heck is this even the same guy? maybe some other therapist goon wrote in Therapy goon has consistently been using a codeword for his entire correspondence, this one matched up
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May 23, 2017 22:19
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Stay Safe Therapy Ghost
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May 23, 2017 22:20
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Cause you might get actually murdered.
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May 23, 2017 22:21
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Didn't abusive therapist gf goon start off as a dateless virgin sadbrain? Now he can go the rest of his life without wondering if he's missing out somehow. Assuming he doesn't end up in her fridge or something.
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May 23, 2017 22:22
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Not letting this slip by Thank you
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Stay Safe Therapy Ghost 19?? - 2017 Here lies therapy goon. At least he scored. also lol at the new thread title
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May 23, 2017 22:37
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Putty posted:Give me her number btw same, OP
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Thirding the crazy girls are the best lays. However, it always end in drama, I can attest to that. Also a lot of crazy people become therapists because they think they are an expert or whatever. Get the gently caress away from her, tell your one friend you said you don't see any more, he is your best bet, and ask him to crash on his couch. After a few days go get your stuff and have him help you. DO NOT go alone, for what you told us, you will only be suckered into staying.
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Hopper posted:Thirding the crazy girls are the best lays. However, it always end in drama, I can attest to that. or disemboweled
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May 24, 2017 00:07
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Wear a rubber. Pull out. Trust me on this.
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May 24, 2017 00:27
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Nocheez posted:Wear a rubber. Pull out. Trust me on this. Lowtax alt spotted
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May 24, 2017 00:39
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syscall girl posted:Lowtax alt spotted lol
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Having a breakdown covered in wounds you caused and your own blood because your boyfriend got an innocuous letter from someone he used to know is a red flag the size of Texas Being a therapist and having sex with one of your patients is a bigger red flag. Super unethical to the point that you'll get your license stripped if anyone finds out. The patient also puts themselves in a super vulnerable spot because you tell bigger secrets to your therapist than your girlfriend.
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May 24, 2017 01:19
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Hopper posted:Get the gently caress away from her, tell your one friend you said you don't see any more, he is your best bet, and ask him to crash on his couch. After a few days go get your stuff and have him help you. DO NOT go alone, for what you told us, you will only be suckered into staying. This is sound advice. yeah I eat rear end posted:I feel like this is confirmation bias or just repeating an urban legend. Last fat girl I was with, sweat was literally dripping down on me, it stunk, and she asked me to pop her inner thigh and rear end zits. That sounds like way to much familiarity. Asking anyone to pop your zits is like a marriage level request. Did.....did you marry the no-good-bad-at-sex fat girl?
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May 24, 2017 01:20
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is therapist chick fat, this is very important
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May 24, 2017 02:17
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I no the problem. Totally forgot that therapy goon hasn't dated a ton and never had a ton of guy friends so wasn't aware of the crazy/hot scale. Thank goodness this scientician put together a video summing it up for the layman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
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Solice Kirsk posted:I no the problem. Totally forgot that therapy goon hasn't dated a ton and never had a ton of guy friends so wasn't aware of the crazy/hot scale. Thank goodness this scientician put together a video summing it up for the layman: Pro click right there.
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Lote posted:Being a therapist and having sex with one of your patients is a bigger red flag. Super unethical to the point that you'll get your license stripped if anyone finds out. The patient also puts themselves in a super vulnerable spot because you tell bigger secrets to your therapist than your girlfriend. You don't tell your girlfriend secrets - information is power
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Solice Kirsk posted:That sounds like way to much familiarity. Asking anyone to pop your zits is like a marriage level request. Did.....did you marry the no-good-bad-at-sex fat girl? No, and for the record I did not comply with her request, and wouldn't even if someone I was married to asked me. That's really the kind of thing you should keep to yourself.
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May 24, 2017 06:59
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yeah I eat rear end posted:No, and for the record I did not comply with her request, and wouldn't even if someone I was married to asked me. That's really the kind of thing you should keep to yourself. Prude
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Un-anonymous confession, because I've posted about it before: I had an ex in college that insisted on me letting her pop my backne. I did not like it -- it hurt like a bitch -- but she was fixated on it and wouldn't take no for an answer. That's not the most significant way in which that girl was crazy, but it might be the weirdest one, so it makes a good story quote:I'm in my 30s and terrified of women. If this is real you should know this is 100% paranoid delusion and you should get therapy (from a dude therapist) (and try not to gently caress him) quote:I think maybe the world we're living in is just a big simulation and it's starting to freak me out. Like you can only go so far in the world - true freedom doesn't exist. These are not great reasons to doubt reality and come off kind of whiny. You have to work because there are too many people on Earth for naturally-occurring food to sustain us all, so we have to make our own. Making food is hard and the people who do it deserve something in return. Everything stems from that. You can absolutely climb a building if you work out a lot. People do poo poo like that all the time. Bad example maybe but you need to find good examples if you want to convince anyone of something like this.
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May 24, 2017 12:57
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First goon, for the love of god stop reading whatever redpill or mra reddit you have been reading. You sound like an idiot.
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May 24, 2017 13:06
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I'm literally surrounded by a hundred athletic women who I fully admit intimidate the hell out of me, but let me tell you how men are naturally more athletic and intimidating than women
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May 24, 2017 13:24
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Pfft, fake as hell, as umpire you could totally stare as much as you want to make sure you see exactly whether girl A's half exposed butt touches the home plate before girl B catches the ball while her tits bounce up and down.
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May 24, 2017 13:35
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Man that Matrix confession is really a blast from the past
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maskenfreiheit posted:You don't tell your girlfriend secrets - information is power You could tell your therapist that you murdered someone and got away with it. They have to keep it confidential.
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therapist fucker should keep proposing more and more outlandish sex ideas to see where the limit is since the therapist knew he was a virgin before they hooked up imo
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May 24, 2017 14:25
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I had the hots for my shrink... But not anymore! Thanks, thread!
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Drunken Baker posted:I had the hots for my shrink... But not anymore! Thanks, thread! Harm reduction at work
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