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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

drat, I've finally realised who this guy reminds me of - Senator Kelly from the first X-Men movie right before he turns into water.




And yet, somehow, Senator Kelly still comes across as less moist.

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RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


U-S-A

U-S-A

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Mulvaney and Devos are attempting to defend the budget in comitee



https://youtu.be/TzFk7mb64Uo

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

She and Barron are moving in June, supposedly.

She's gotta otherwise be loving having their home to themselves.

I know one person praying that the whole 'Trump as President' catastrophe sorts itself out, and quick! :wink:

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011

That lady's 200 pounds of pure poo poo right there. Gonna need a bigger package of toilet paper to wipe all that up.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Gorilla Salad posted:

drat, I've finally realised who this guy reminds me of - Senator Kelly from the first X-Men movie right before he turns into water.




And yet, somehow, Senator Kelly still comes across as less moist.

I forget if it was this thread or the last thread or one of the other threads, but I still love this picture:

http://i.imgur.com/5alp022.gifv

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Rachael_Bale/status/866643710968307713
https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/867382179109720064

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GhostMILF/status/867222240911392769

:laffo:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

St. Dogbert posted:

That lady's 200 pounds of pure poo poo right there. Gonna need a bigger package of toilet paper to wipe all that up.

Stolen and tweeted.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


I want to believe. Are they archived anywhere?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Mulvaney and Devos are attempting to defend the budget in comitee



https://youtu.be/TzFk7mb64Uo

I had to stop listening because what pieces of poo poo all the republicans are

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

business hammocks posted:

I want to believe. Are they archived anywhere?

https://twitter.com/GhostMILF/status/867247580715110400

IUG
Jul 14, 2007



Holy poo poo.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

evilweasel posted:

So this is interesting:


http://www.rollcall.com/news/policy/republican-senator-seeks-to-save-obamacare-before-dismantling-it#undefined.uxfs

The GOP gets a limited number of reconciliation bills, I think only two. Currently, the plan is 2017 = gutting Obamacare, 2018 = tax cuts/tax reform. If they actually wind up using the 2017 bill on anything but those two, then you're out a reconciliation bill and have only one bill left: do you repeal Obamacare, or do you cut taxes? I believe that the 2017 bill expires at the end of the 2017 fiscal year, sometime in September, so they have to pull the trigger before then. I am skeptical, as always, of Republicans doing anything good like stabilizing the insurance markets (from Republican sabotage) but its really interesting they're already laying the groundwork to use the 2017 bill on something else because of how much that fucks up their legislative plans.

I am hoping the GOP sticks to its planned schedule like a frat that cant understand why it stuggles so hard to pass any classes because they keep scheduling beer weekends for wed through sunday.

I want it so the GOP can be taken to task for working less days than teachers and when they do show up, being terrible at doing anything.

I may yet get my wish because the house loving around with as much time as they do when a Dem is president since Boehner and Ryan have been running things is not going to look good when theyve accomplished nothing by August

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867337255911923712
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867338264935616512
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867338614337875968
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867339076973862914
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867339587248680961
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867340604581306368
https://twitter.com/aliasvaughn/status/867340900552376322

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

"This N-word is trying to call ME ignorant!?" might be the best encapsulation of white supremacist thought I've ever heard.

theflyingorc fucked around with this message at 15:49 on May 24, 2017

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Rigel posted:

"JAPAN BOMBS HAWAII!"

pfft, weak, come on what's the real news?

I'm worried the press will go back into clickbait headline mode and instead it'd be:

*YOU WON'T BELIEVE* WHAT JAPAN DID LAST NIGHT

Lote posted:

Let's Play, Watergate! - The Game

Rankings:
  • S: Impeachment + Removal Ending

  • A: Resignation: President Nixon Ending

  • B: Impeachment: President Johnson Ending

  • C: Impeachment: President Clinton Ending

  • D: Censure / No Impeachment: Bad Ending

  • F: Nothing! President Obama Ending. You've completed your term in office. Enjoy your vacation in the South Pacific.


Now I'm legit picturing someone putting this together as a visual novel where by choosing who to romance along the way you get different endings.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
In the deepest of irony: Comcast has been caught trying to censoring a Net Neutrality Advocate site:

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/17/0...ontent=FaceBook

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

why do these stupid people keep doing stupid things ???

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

Friend let me tell ya about how dumb people make dumb decisions, and entrench those dumb positions firmly because they have no choice but to do so, rather than admit,'Ok maybe none of this really makes any sense'

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

They've been aching to say this stuff for years while feeling oppressed that they couldn't and now that it's cool to do so because the President winked to them and said it was they are letting it loose.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

they're probably not people with very busy lives

Supremezero
Apr 28, 2013

hay gurl

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

If you're racist, the people you're racist against are meaningless.

Therefore, any video they take of you is meaningless. It's just the word of some N-word after all.

Wait, what do you mean the video's all over twitter now...

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


There's something about this woman this is just violently repulsive to me - sincerely get a burning nausea watching her talk. There is a place for tolerance but this sort of person should have every aspect of their life ruined (though there's likely not much there that can be made worse)

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

lol the gop may not even be competent enough to pass tax cuts

1) they can't start the tax cut bill until the AHCA is passed or its officially dead and they use the 2017 bill on something else
2) they have to pass a budget first and may not be able to do that because they can't agree on a budget

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/23/taxes-and-the-budget-two-obstacles-block-gop-path-to-tax-cuts.html

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Radish posted:

They've been aching to say this stuff for years while feeling oppressed that they couldn't and now that it's cool to do so because the President winked to them and said it was they are letting it loose.

They haven't been aching. They do it all the time. It's just now being captured on camera more and more.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Was this confidential info or is it known we have subs there?

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/867335646423265280

If this is true then it's really really really stupid. The entire point of having boomers is to be ready to light whomever the gently caress up in a moment's notice without them knowing where the hell their death came from. He's potentially damaging part of the US nuclear triad by telling Duterte this. This big mouth retard simply can't stop revealing secrets.

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

mcmagic posted:

I kinda like Mulveney. He just tells you what every other republican is too chickenshit to tell you. He literally said that his baseline for this budget is based on having compassion for the people who pay taxes (rich people) and not having compassion for people who use the services (poors and middle class.). That is what they all think... At least he isn't hiding it.

Oh no. where did he say this? is there a transcript?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

cochise posted:

If this is true then it's really really really stupid. The entire point of having boomers is to be ready to light whomever the gently caress up in a moment's notice without them knowing where the hell their death came from. He's potentially damaging part of the US nuclear triad by telling Duterte this. This big mouth retard simply can't stop revealing secrets.

To be fair, it was a confidential exchange between two world leaders that was leaked to the press. Duterte wasn't gonna tell anyone.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Chilichimp posted:

To be fair, it was a confidential exchange between two world leaders that was leaked to the press. Duterte wasn't gonna tell anyone.

Duerte has been buddying up to the Chinese and distancing himself from the US. He is not a trustworthy ally.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Kavros posted:

Oh no. where did he say this? is there a transcript?

Reporter: You were talking about the steel worker in Ohio and the coal miner in Pennsylvania and so on. But those workers may have an elderly mother who depends on the Meals on Wheels program, who may have kids in Head Start. And yesterday or the day before you described this as a hard power budget but is it also a hard-headed budget?

Mulvaney: I don't think so. I think it's probably one of the most compassionate things we can do to—

Reporter: Cutting programs that help the elderly?

Mulvaney: You're only focusing on half of the equation, right? You're focusing on recipients of the money. We're focusing on recipients of the money and people who give us the money in the first place. I think it's fairly compassionate to go to them and say, look, we're not going to ask you for your hard-earned money anymore. Single mom of two in Detroit, OK, “Give us your money!” We're not going to do that anymore unless we can—please let me finish. Unless we can guarantee that money will be used in a proper function. That is about as compassionate as you can get.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Chilichimp posted:

To be fair, it was a confidential exchange between two world leaders that was leaked to the press. Duterte wasn't gonna tell anyone.
Maybe?

In any case, Trump probably didn't know what he was talking about. Nuclear powered subs? Well yeah, there's two for every carrier group, but they don't carry SLBMs. The guided missile subs visiting South Korea that have already been written about? No big deal.

It's pretty unlikely he would even know where the US's boomers are. I guess he could ask?

It's hard to say, primarily because he's so loving stupid.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



CommieGIR posted:

In the deepest of irony: Comcast has been caught trying to censoring a Net Neutrality Advocate site:

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/17/0...ontent=FaceBook

It's equally possible that this is a matter of Comcast's representative (Cyveillance) acting on their own and being about as competent as they usually are when identifying infringing material.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Piell posted:

Reporter: You were talking about the steel worker in Ohio and the coal miner in Pennsylvania and so on. But those workers may have an elderly mother who depends on the Meals on Wheels program, who may have kids in Head Start. And yesterday or the day before you described this as a hard power budget but is it also a hard-headed budget?

Mulvaney: I don't think so. I think it's probably one of the most compassionate things we can do to—

Reporter: Cutting programs that help the elderly?

Mulvaney: You're only focusing on half of the equation, right? You're focusing on recipients of the money. We're focusing on recipients of the money and people who give us the money in the first place. I think it's fairly compassionate to go to them and say, look, we're not going to ask you for your hard-earned money anymore. Single mom of two in Detroit, OK, “Give us your money!” We're not going to do that anymore unless we can—please let me finish. Unless we can guarantee that money will be used in a proper function. That is about as compassionate as you can get.

lmao just lmao if you think 90% of people give a single poo poo about elderly people outside their families

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

Because they don't have to be "politically correct" anymore since Trump is President. White Power.

Huzanko
Aug 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Piell posted:

Reporter: You were talking about the steel worker in Ohio and the coal miner in Pennsylvania and so on. But those workers may have an elderly mother who depends on the Meals on Wheels program, who may have kids in Head Start. And yesterday or the day before you described this as a hard power budget but is it also a hard-headed budget?

Mulvaney: I don't think so. I think it's probably one of the most compassionate things we can do to—

Reporter: Cutting programs that help the elderly?

Mulvaney: You're only focusing on half of the equation, right? You're focusing on recipients of the money. We're focusing on recipients of the money and people who give us the money in the first place. I think it's fairly compassionate to go to them and say, look, we're not going to ask you for your hard-earned money anymore. Single mom of two in Detroit, OK, “Give us your money!” We're not going to do that anymore unless we can—please let me finish. Unless we can guarantee that money will be used in a proper function. That is about as compassionate as you can get.

Probably doesn't have to pay a whole lot in taxes anyway.

I hate these people.

I wish they'd just train reporters to scream "YOU'RE FULL OF poo poo" over and over and over again. We live in a world with unlimited access to peer-reviewed information and people like Mulvaney can still sit up there and just spew corrosive diarrhea from their mouths.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
I don't think doing Large works to increase the font so I'm going to have to bold this from Yarmuth earlier:

quote:

So you've justified many of the cuts in this budget by saying that there's no evidence that these programs actually work. For example, you've suggested that Meals on Wheels doesn't work. I would just think that-- by nature of the fact that you're keeping people alive by feeding them proves that the program is pretty good evidence.

There's seemingly no end to the evilness of the Trump budget.

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Why the gently caress do these idiot racists always continue to stand there and talk into the camera? Just loving leave and get in with whatever your racist rear end was gonna do!

Because they're very, very convicted that they're in the right, and everyone else is just denying reality when they act like people who aren't just like them are worthy of respect.

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