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putrid aidsman posted:they started dating when he was 17 Gotta find her models before the collagen is all gone and they get harder to pose.
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quote:Girlfriend [23 F] called me [24 M] a "narcissist" for not liking her personal insults
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:28 |
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<im a weird baby voice> I hate you. Leave
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:31 |
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blarzgh posted:Just wait till he sees her weiner. God drat it, I guess that means we're adopting.
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:42 |
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<in a weird baby voice> berth ell pup
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:45 |
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My [M/19] "best" friend [M/20] is obsessed with my grandmother [F/65] and I don't know how to get him to back offquote:Long story short, my best friend of basically all my life ("Josh") recently started showing increased interest and fascination for my elderly grandmother... To the point of making remarks that verge on sexual or even romantic interest towards her. Is GILF a thing?
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# ? May 24, 2017 14:59 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [M/19] "best" friend [M/20] is obsessed with my grandmother [F/65] and I don't know how to get him to back off Yes and he's being a bad wingman
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [M/19] "best" friend [M/20] is obsessed with my grandmother [F/65] and I don't know how to get him to back off Eww, it's Harold and Maude.
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# ? May 24, 2017 15:45 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [M/19] "best" friend [M/20] is obsessed with my grandmother [F/65] and I don't know how to get him to back off
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# ? May 24, 2017 15:57 |
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weird baby voice is a really solid indicator to sever, this person is Not Well
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:02 |
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Pick posted:weird baby voice is a really solid indicator to sever, this person is Not Well Legit, unironic baby voice from either sex is a huge red flag for Major Brain Problems. Every woman I've known who does that turns out to have some kind of issue.
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maskenfreiheit thinks weird baby voice is up there with referring to oneself in the third person
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:08 |
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Pick posted:weird baby voice is a really solid indicator to sever, this person is Not Well Just to other people? What if I talk to cats that way?
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:10 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Just to other people? What if I talk to cats that way? That's fine, cats have this effect. You are also allowed to make up pretend songs to your cat and sing them, because they have this effect also. For example, Kitty buddy Buddy who's a kitty Kitty who's a buddy He's a little buddy bear
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La Brea Carpet posted:Legit, unironic baby voice from either sex is a huge red flag for Major Brain Problems. Every woman I've known who does that turns out to have some kind of issue. In the Duggar thread lots of people said it's a result or indicator of molestation
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:13 |
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Pick posted:That's fine, cats have this effect. You are also allowed to make up pretend songs to your cat and sing them, because they have this effect also. For example, What about when talking to an actual baby? I'm talking sub-20 months in age, pre-verbal? 'Cause I don't know if I can give up the high-pitched voice going "and how are you? And how are you?" to babies.
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:15 |
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What if I sing cat themed parodies of cheesy 80s pop songs at my cat I'll tell you what: he doesn't like it and bites me
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Avenging_Mikon posted:What about when talking to an actual baby? I'm talking sub-20 months in age, pre-verbal? 'Cause I don't know if I can give up the high-pitched voice going "and how are you? And how are you?" to babies. Baby talks to babies is appropriate, like speaking Spanish to a Spaniard. purple death ray posted:What if I sing cat themed parodies of cheesy 80s pop songs at my cat It's a hard life
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Pick posted:Baby talks to babies is appropriate, like speaking Spanish to a Spaniard. Pick do you have cats and if so can you please post pictures of them e: I will trade one (1) picture of my own cats for each one you post of yours
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Anony Mouse posted:I (26M) have never seen my wife (25F) naked. Is this something that I just need to get over? While I can totally understand dude's shy girlfriend/wife having body issues like that as they gradually became comfortable enough with each other, they were also intimate together for 2 goddamn years while dating and girl never got comfortable enough to show her boobs at any point. Except OP was somehow okay enough with this to marry her and she has never gotten over it a year later! Why is he enabling her behavior and not addressing it? I am so confused. How are real people just fine with this crap? They must have the lowest combined self-esteem together.
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Pick posted:That's fine, cats have this effect. You are also allowed to make up pretend songs to your cat and sing them, because they have this effect also. For example, Are you picking up his front paws and moving them back and forth to the beat as you sing this?
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:25 |
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Cats are really good and you should care for them like sweet babies, imo
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:31 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Cats are really good and you should care for them like sweet babies, imo
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Speaking of cats My [29F] husband [29M] of 3 years and I couldn't agree on baby names, so we made a bet to determine what the name would be. I won and now my husband is refusing to honor the bet. quote:I'm not angry with him so much as I am disappointed that we made this agreement and now he is trying to go back on it. I put a lot of stock into things like honesty and integrity, so I have a hard time viewing welching on a bet as honorable behavior. It doesn't make me love my husband less, but it does make him less attractive.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:While I can totally understand dude's shy girlfriend/wife having body issues like that as they gradually became comfortable enough with each other, they were also intimate together for 2 goddamn years while dating and girl never got comfortable enough to show her boobs at any point. Except OP was somehow okay enough with this to marry her and she has never gotten over it a year later! Why is he enabling her behavior and not addressing it? I am so confused. How are real people just fine with this crap? They must have the lowest combined self-esteem together. we've seen what the prospects for redditors are like, he figured she's not calling up his coworkers to accuse them of cheating with him or plotting to snare him into her sexual Johnny Got His Gun fantasies so what's a little benign mental illness La Brea Carpet posted:Speaking of cats is there a way to contact the police and get both of them legally barred from naming babies
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:37 |
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Adam Vegas posted:Pick do you have cats and if so can you please post pictures of them This is Bazooka
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:38 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:we've seen what the prospects for redditors are like, he figured she's not calling up his coworkers to accuse them of cheating with him or plotting to snare him into her sexual Johnny Got His Gun fantasies so what's a little benign mental illness No because then theyd ban me and you cant stop my reign of terror coppers!!
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I hope this works Edit: Captain Yossarian fucked around with this message at 16:50 on May 24, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:we've seen what the prospects for redditors are like, he figured she's not calling up his coworkers to accuse them of cheating with him or plotting to snare him into her sexual Johnny Got His Gun fantasies so what's a little benign mental illness Yeah, that's true. I didn't think of it that way relative to most stories posted here because I'd personally rather not marry a woman who refuses to let me look at or touch her body after knowing me for 5 years. But I guess that's a bridge too far for /r/relationships.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [M/19] "best" friend [M/20] is obsessed with my grandmother [F/65] and I don't know how to get him to back off This is loving hilarious.
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:50 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I hope this works Tuxedo cats
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:50 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Just to other people? What if I talk to cats that way? i find it much more amusing to talk to my cat like he's an actual person ("hey, how's it going? can you move over a little? you're sitting on the remote" poo poo like that), although i did sing "panny butt" (his name is panthro) at him repeatedly to the tune of the baby back ribs song once
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:51 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Speaking of cats In fairness, naming children is hard. It really makes you take stock of all the people you hate.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:is there a way to contact the police and get both of them legally barred from naming babies
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:53 |
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blarzgh posted:This is loving hilarious. This is how you deal with this as the OP quote:Give your grandma more credit....she is undoubtedly aware what's going on and probably enjoys it. If I were you OP, I'd just really start ragging on him about his taste in older women. Offer to stop by the retirement home on your way out with him on weekends. Ask if he's met any new women at the Old Country Cookin' Buffet. If y'all are out, remind him that he needs to call his GF before she heads to bed at 5pm.
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Khorne posted:Jackson is okay and Noah is straight garbage. As the arbiter of good names I have spoken. Jackson could be okay, but in this case I'm pretty sure it's Stonewall not Pollock
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# ? May 24, 2017 16:57 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Jackson could be okay, but in this case I'm pretty sure it's Stonewall not Pollock Maybe its Michael?
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blarzgh posted:In fairness, naming children is hard. It really makes you take stock of all the people you hate. "What will my first major decision to make sure my child won't eventually be socially scarred before he or she exits the womb be?"
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Khorne posted:Jackson is okay and Noah is straight garbage. As the arbiter of good names I have spoken. Noah was the name of my weed dealer in college so it's alright in my book, The Book of Alright Names It's better than "Know'augh" at least
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Khorne posted:Jackson is okay and Noah is straight garbage. As the arbiter of good names I have spoken. Nah, Biblical names never go out of style.
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