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Azhais posted:How are you going to post football gifs and not include the Sanchize? The butt fumble makes me giggle for at least a minute every time I see or hear of it. Butt Fumble. He fumbled off his own defenders rear end. He plunged headlong into a 6'4" giant bear of a man pushing another beast of a man, seemingly unaware of the chaos five yards in front of him. Jesus wept. Butt Fumble. Hahahaha.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wow, got an entire 5 minutes in before we got to the racism bit. Almost proud. I was more amused about the solo accident and the music that kinda matched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgcfIMqewnw&t=317s "I'm on the edge the edge the edge the edge, I'm on the edge of
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Zaphod42 posted:Folding every hand would be "doing nothing". Bullshit
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This is a pretty solid NFL kickfail. Brought to you by the Steelers. https://youtu.be/BIyN9jWC1Y0
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The true urban samurai will remove his shoes to sneak up on the car thief. For as bushido states, "Samurai should not soil their finery with the filth of the criminal."
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belt posted:This is why you never made it to Junior league. Some young-me schaden. When I was in a youth bowling league one time I got the Triplicate patch(Score the exact same score in all three games that day), which is apparently one of the hardest patches to get. I did so by scoring 13 points each game. My opponent had a total of something like 400.
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Kurieg posted:Some young-me schaden. When I was in a youth bowling league one time I got the Triplicate patch(Score the exact same score in all three games that day), which is apparently one of the hardest patches to get. 
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Holy poo poo, there is some good stuff in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wJOQ3AWutM Seriously, try not to laugh at the lapdance.
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I know we're supposed to feel sorry for the married couple whose balloons got fried, but that was cool as hell. On the other end of the scale was the Iron Fist confessing to the girl in the restaurant.
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Gorilla Salad posted:On the other end of the scale was the Iron Fist confessing to the girl in the restaurant. "Never, ever, propose in public," is an adage men should really consider. Inspector Gesicht has a new favorite as of 17:11 on May 24, 2017 |
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May 24, 2017 17:08
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At the very least, "Watch her body language. If she looks horrified - STOP!" Also, have a Plan B. Be ready to turn that proposal into a request to go on holidays with you, or something. Anything's better than crying into your hands in the middle of a restaurant.
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SLOSifl posted:Holy poo poo, there is some good stuff in here: It's an odd mix of 'whoops!' and 'are they maimed?'
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Gorilla Salad posted:At the very least, "Watch her body language. If she looks horrified - STOP!" Telling her that she's the best out of all the girlfriends you've had is probably ill advised as well.
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Inspector Gesicht posted:"Never, ever, propose in public," is an adage men should really consider. I just assume that all successful public proposals are things hashed out beforehand. Like, they agreed before that they'll get married, but the proposal was going to be a surprise or something.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Telling her that she's the best out of all the girlfriends you've had is probably ill advised as well. Reminds me of a guy I knew in college who decided to enter the world of dating. After his first rejection, his go-to pickup line was "hey! I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime. I asked Bob and he said no, so I asked Joe and he said no, so I asked Jeremy and he said no, so now I'm asking you." Spoiler: the list just got longer and longer without end
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SpacePig posted:I just assume that all successful public proposals are things hashed out beforehand. Like, they agreed before that they'll get married, but the proposal was going to be a surprise or something. That's really the only way it would be a good idea. Some couples kinda casually discuss the fact that they want to get married beforehand, and its up to the guy to propose in a special way just for fun. Barring that, its actually really inconsiderate and shows major insecurity because the guy is using the public forum to pressure the girl into making a snap decision, and its a decision that really shouldn't be made with any element of peer pressure whatsoever.
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SpacePig posted:I just assume that all successful public proposals are things hashed out beforehand. Like, they agreed before that they'll get married, but the proposal was going to be a surprise or something. This is kinda how mine went. We had already discussed marriage and whether or not we were prepared for that level of commitment, so she knew I was proposing but didn't know when. We had this interactive theatre thing we went to a lot, and we were attending their final performance. I arranged with the creators and a friend of ours who was acting in it to redirect part of the finale to me bringing her in front of everyone and proposing. Since all of the actors were familiar with us from our repeated attendance and we had made friends with a number of people in the audience beforehand, there was a lot of screaming captured on camera.
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Not being on the same page about that is fatal to a relationship imo. Like, if I propose and am turned down, I personally don't feel like there is any coming back from that. If you're gonna propose, you better be drat sure they are going to say yes.
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"I'm drat sure you're the best girlfriend of the many I've had."
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Inspector Gesicht posted:"I'm drat sure you're the best girlfriend of the many I've had." This guy. This guy gets it.
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I was debating whether to do it at the theatre thing or do it at a place at the Magic Kingdom that she mentioned would be a good proposal spot in the past. In the end I chose something that wasn't a place where thousands of men have proposed to their girlfriends, and one where we were surrounded by friends.
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What drug do they give kids at the dentist in america that fucks them up so much in hilarious ways?
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ShineDog posted:What drug do they give kids at the dentist in america that fucks them up so much in hilarious ways? Exaggeration for YouTube views. Do they have that in your country?
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not being on the same page about that is fatal to a relationship imo. Like, if I propose and am turned down, I personally don't feel like there is any coming back from that. If you're gonna propose, you better be drat sure they are going to say yes. Typically if you're in a relationship where marriage might be in the near future, the girl will have put out some pretty easy to read signals that she's up for it. Usually its not even that subtle, if you're truly wondering whether your girl is gonna say yes then there's probably a better than 50/50 chance she won't.
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Basebf555 posted:Typically if you're in a relationship where marriage might be in the near future, the girl will have put out some pretty easy to read signals that she's up for it. Usually its not even that subtle, if you're truly wondering whether your girl is gonna say yes then there's probably a better than 50/50 chance she won't. Right. Or you can be totally loving bad at these kinds of things aka a goon.
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canyoneer posted:Exaggeration for YouTube views. Do they have that in your country? Man, even so, some of these kids in some of these videos are on something we clearly don't use - As someone who has had endless kinds of dental work I still only ever have a loving numb lip coming out.
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ShineDog posted:Man, even so, some of these kids in some of these videos are on something we clearly don't use - As someone who has had endless kinds of dental work I still only ever have a loving numb lip coming out. Twilight anesthesia
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I had to get this for a minor dental surgery. My wife said I was saying a lot of ridiculous poo poo, but mostly just sitting there, drooling.
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Basebf555 posted:That's really the only way it would be a good idea. Some couples kinda casually discuss the fact that they want to get married beforehand, and its up to the guy to propose in a special way just for fun. you have trouble connecting to other human beings
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It basically sets your mind in read-only mode so that you don't remember the surgery. The idea you can just kinda turn off memory is actually kinda spooky.
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At first I thought this was Detroit. Then I saw the rink ads and realized "Oh, this is Wisconsin." 
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ranbo das posted:It basically sets your mind in read-only mode so that you don't remember the surgery. The idea you can just kinda turn off memory is actually kinda spooky. You can do that with booze, it's called "blacking out". 
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If you are dating someone but haven't talked about a mutual future and where to live and maybe having kids, you're definitely not ready to propose. The idea of dating someone but not instinctual knowing whether or not they are ready or interested in being married to you seems crazy to me, but it's clearly rampant enough to fill a few videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql0y-pHZUyk e: I proposed in our kitchen with an audience of disinterested felines.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CaNmEKHirI I just love this. Guy gets home to see burglars leaving his house and trucks 'em
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:you have trouble connecting to other human beings It's that obvious huh?
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From the Schadentrump thread:
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