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Lol cool that they went with pigs=cops in a mobile game where your goal is to catapult suicide-bombers into groups of them.
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May 24, 2017 20:37
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I thought the Angry birds were round spheres. Why is that one a regular bird with giant tits in a leather catsuit?
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May 24, 2017 20:38
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ImpAtom posted:I thought the Angry birds were round spheres. Why is that one a regular bird with giant tits in a leather catsuit? EVOLUTION
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ImpAtom posted:I thought the Angry birds were round spheres. Why is that one a regular bird with giant tits in a leather catsuit? EVOLUTION Edit: goddamn, this thread
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May 24, 2017 20:40
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You could not pay me enough money to click on the angry birds video
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May 24, 2017 20:40
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CJacobs posted:You could not pay me enough money to click on the angry birds video Missing out on some insanely timely references to current events!
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May 24, 2017 20:41
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Regy Rusty posted:Missing out on some insanely timely references to current events! It bothers me so drat much when video games do this
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May 24, 2017 20:42
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Lol, this game is going to drive so many families into unexpected credit card debt.
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May 24, 2017 20:44
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wow i didn't think we would top the mariabbids so quickly
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May 24, 2017 20:45
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Mordja posted:Lol, this game is going to drive so many families into unexpected credit card debt. Just like the American Healthcare System in 2017, am I right??? Ha ha ha that'll be 99 cents *shoots an angry bird into a hospital that crumbles with dynamic physics*
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May 24, 2017 20:45
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Angry Birds was a mistake
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May 24, 2017 20:46
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The Angry Birds movie trailer, aimed at kids, featured a joke where it was funny that the main characters were drinking piss
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May 24, 2017 20:47
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The Angry Birds movie trailer, aimed at kids, featured a joke where it was funny that the main characters were drinking piss i saw this preview and i was high af but that didn't save me from regarding that scene with  well it was during zootopia so i guess 
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May 24, 2017 20:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiYTQqbojfU in this angry birds cartoon, the pigs capture two birds to force them to gently caress which for some reason they think will make an egg they can eat. the birds argue while they are trapped and the pigs think they are loving, which allows the birds to escape no part of that sentence is an exaggeration
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May 24, 2017 20:51
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i mean as far as i know that's basically the plot of nier automata too
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May 24, 2017 20:57
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiYTQqbojfU So CJacobs posted:You could not pay me enough money to click on the angry birds video But you knew where to find a Angry Birds short about procreation? I question your character.
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May 24, 2017 20:57
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiYTQqbojfU 
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LawfulWaffle posted:But you knew where to find a Angry Birds short about procreation? I question your character. You can blame Putty for this, he will not stop roping me into commentating on these things Mordja posted:So do you like it more or less than Sausage Party? I want everyone involved in that movie to die edit: maybe that's a bit harsh. maybe they all become vegans or something instead.
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May 24, 2017 21:00
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OK I was enjoying Assassin's Creed Syndicate but I just ran into a stupid tailing mission and I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead
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The most disappointing thing about that Far Cry 5 image is that they apparently don't have the tech to render body types other than the same generic Ken doll musculature. Why make a game about slaughtering rednecks and not include embarrassingly fat guys whose bulletproof vests look like corsets because of how much their girth strains them or super skinny tweakers with the armholes of their shirts down to their bellybuttons?
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May 24, 2017 21:12
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Guy Mann posted:and not include embarrassingly fat guys whose bulletproof vests look like corsets because of how much their girth strains them or super skinny tweakers with the armholes of their shirts down to their bellybuttons?
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May 24, 2017 21:23
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The dog is seriously the most intriguing thing about that promo image wanna meet that dog
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May 24, 2017 21:25
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Well this is 10000 times worse than the Mario Rabbids promo leak thing.
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May 24, 2017 21:29
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I hope the dog is actually the Charismatic Villian of this game instead of head guy
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May 24, 2017 21:30
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You must not have seen the Da Vinci code. The original painting supposedly had Jude Thaddeus in a beam struggle with Judas.
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May 24, 2017 21:32
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CJacobs posted:edit: maybe that's a bit harsh. maybe they all become vegans or something instead. IIRC the people that worked on it were hideously overworked and underpaid even moreso than by most animation studio standards so yeah probably not a good idea to wish death on them for being in a lovely situation imo Lol it's just like the pepsi thing!!
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May 24, 2017 21:33
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You might say that all this protest stuff is...... for the birds!! Haha, at last a game everyone can agree on. "Make Piglandia Great Again" hats purchasable in the microtransaction store.
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May 24, 2017 21:39
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Nothing I like to see more in games than poignant, yet irreverent takes on social issues and current events. Western developers are back, baby!
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Guy Mann posted:The most disappointing thing about that Far Cry 5 image is that they apparently don't have the tech to render body types other than the same generic Ken doll musculature. Why make a game about slaughtering rednecks and not include embarrassingly fat guys whose bulletproof vests look like corsets because of how much their girth strains them or super skinny tweakers with the armholes of their shirts down to their bellybuttons? Yeah imo if you can only manage to create one male character model that is differentiated solely via clothing and hairstyle, maybe don't put six of them on the poster.
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My biggest problem with the FC5 thing is that when you mix politics and games so blatantly EVERYONE becomes completely loving insufferable and I hate the game for that reason alone
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Red Bones posted:Yeah imo if you can only manage to create one male character model that is differentiated solely via clothing and hairstyle, maybe don't put six of them on the poster. Of course they could only create one character model, making character models is so hard they couldn't manage to make a female rig for AC Unity
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Grapplejack posted:My biggest problem with the FC5 thing is that when you mix politics and games so blatantly EVERYONE becomes completely loving insufferable and I hate the game for that reason alone There are plenty of video games that involve politics, you just don't recognize the viewpoint they are espousing or missing what they're referencing. People become insufferable when they recognize they are the target, not when politics are involved.
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Red Bones posted:Yeah imo if you can only manage to create one male character model that is differentiated solely via clothing and hairstyle, maybe don't put six of them on the poster.
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ImpAtom posted:There are plenty of video games that involve politics, you just don't recognize the viewpoint they are espousing or missing what they're referencing. People become insufferable when they recognize they are the target, not when politics are involved. They made it so blatant that now I have to hear about how this game is anti-american and MAGA god bless trump blah blah or how it's finally game developers stepping up to take down THE FASCIST TRUMPREICH / lol what if we just had a conversation with them guys??? It's rear end.
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ImpAtom posted:There are plenty of video games that involve politics, you just don't recognize the viewpoint they are espousing or missing what they're referencing. People become insufferable when they recognize they are the target, not when politics are involved. Truth. Every Call of Duty game is ideological and political, it just happens to be the dominant ideology of the United States so it appears invisible to most people like fish in water Grapplejack posted:They made it so blatant that now I have to hear about how this game is anti-american and MAGA god bless trump blah blah or how it's finally game developers stepping up to take down THE FASCIST TRUMPREICH / lol what if we just had a conversation with them guys??? Persona 5 is an explicitly political game
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May 24, 2017 22:22
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Get this, nerds: all art is political
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