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Pretend I was handwaving all over the place and deleted about 30-40 stutters, errs, and uhmms.
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Hello, uhmmm, my name is, err, Chris Roberts, uhhh. Famous DIRECTOR of Wing Co~commander fame. gently caress me, how do you direct anything with such an impediment?
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May 24, 2017 20:16
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Hello, uhmmm, my name is, err, Chris Roberts, uhhh. Famous DIRECTOR of Wing Co~commander fame. Poorly.
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May 24, 2017 20:18
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 I'm the CIG developer that thinks modern aircraft refuel by just being in close formation with each other. Osmosis refueling, motherfuckers
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May 24, 2017 20:20
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Various Meat Products posted:Poorly. Ok, uhhh, F-Freddie? Gonna need you to uhh... do the thing with your female, err, woman love interest. -What thing, Mr Roberts? You have to uh, you know, strap her to a-uhhh. Table. Get her lying DOWN on it, I'll g-get the uhh feather.
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May 24, 2017 20:21
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DarkRefreshment posted:
The fuel just pisses out of the back of one plane into the gaping mouth other one, then it's just time to shake your hair free and go full loving burn
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May 24, 2017 20:25
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DarkRefreshment posted:
Also, gently caress in-air refuelling. Or maybe just DCS' implementation of it. The upside is that the enemy aircraft is really close when you eventually, inevitably, just have to pump it full of 30mm.
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May 24, 2017 20:27
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if they are spaceship in space why are they flying in formation at all? couldn't they just, you know, float there in space?
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May 24, 2017 20:29
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DarkRefreshment posted:
incoming Elite-style "fuel shooters" lol Jobbo_Fett posted:"Alright so we've been hard at work over these last 6 years to create the most immersive video game of all time. Unfortunately, we've come across some pretty big hurdles and, as a result, we've dropped the game portion until further notice. Work on the video side of things will continue as normal." Every time I read about Star Citizen I'm constantly reminded of that old Penny Arcade comic about Freelancer.
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May 24, 2017 20:31
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I can only picture crobberts as a combination of rick from rick and morty and Kirk I uhh *belch* w-woullldd like to ...... present to uhhhyouuuuu *wet belch* squadron forty.... forty.... forty... errr *belch* 2
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May 24, 2017 20:33
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peter gabriel posted:if they are spaceship in space why are they flying in formation at all? couldn't they just, you know, float there in space? Nobody at CIG understands Newton's laws of motion
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May 24, 2017 20:34
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peter gabriel posted:if they are spaceship in space why are they flying in formation at all? couldn't they just, you know, float there in space? If they aren't moving then the space-intakes the ships have won't be able to do whatever the hell it is that they do. I believe they are used for refueling by collecting a few hydrogen atoms as they shush around.
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Beet Wagon posted:incoming Elite-style "fuel shooters" lol Oh if we only knew that comic would see into the future
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May 24, 2017 20:35
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trucutru posted:If they aren't moving then the space-intakes the ships have won't be able to do whatever the hell it is that they do. I believe they are used for refueling by collecting a few hydrogen atoms as they shush around. Insert a gif of the space ship flailing it's thrusters around like a coked out space crab
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May 24, 2017 20:36
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:actual product There is no product.
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May 24, 2017 20:39
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Tippis posted:Also, gently caress in-air refuelling. Wanna see something cool look up the B-2 in-air refueling. That's what 2 billion buys ya.
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May 24, 2017 20:42
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Scruffpuff posted:The only time I've ever seen actual footage of Sandi doing motion capture, she was faced with the demanding "acting" task of walking across a room. http://i.imgur.com/gwStNxu.gifv
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May 24, 2017 20:51
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*waves hands* "I want it to look like c3po who can we mo cap for that?"
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May 24, 2017 20:52
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Sarsapariller posted:Nobody at CIG understands Newton's laws of motion To be fair, neither did most NASA engineers until Neil Armstrong figured out that you had to slow your spacecraft down to catch up with something ahead of you. Living down the gravity well makes orbital mechanics really unintuitive, it seems. 
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May 24, 2017 20:54
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Colostomy Bag posted:Wanna see something cool look up the B-2 in-air refueling. That's what 2 billion buys ya. Just remember, they aren't "docking" just gently touching tips
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May 24, 2017 21:14
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Another thing I like in this gif is the bed as a prop. It isn't something cobbled together. It could support two elephants loving. All for a minor shoot.
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May 24, 2017 21:17
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Zzr posted:There is no product. Star Citizen is a game much in the same way a brick is a flotation device
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May 24, 2017 21:17
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Colostomy Bag posted:Another thing I like in this gif is the bed as a prop. It isn't something cobbled together. It could support two elephants loving. All for a minor shoot. Ortwin's got it lined up for a BBW tickle shoot.
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May 24, 2017 21:20
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DarkRefreshment posted:Star Citizen is a game much in the same way a brick is a flotation device I like this comment and will steal it. A lot.
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May 24, 2017 21:23
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Oh with the bed there I thought this was just Pusher's 'walk of shame' after your character's hot night of humping action. I mean even if it isn't it is still a walk of shame. I guess I don't understand nepotism development.
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May 24, 2017 21:24
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peter gabriel posted:FULL BUUUURN I went out of my way to listen to Fuuull Buuurn -- it has to be a parody, goofy song they've included, right? Not even Chris can be that stuck in the 80s that he believes a 4th rate Kenny Loggins knock-off would go down well with anyone outside of a laugh?
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May 24, 2017 21:25
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Not even Chris can be that stuck in the 80s What a goony mistake to make, to underestimate Chris like that.
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May 24, 2017 21:27
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Colostomy Bag posted:Another thing I like in this gif is the bed as a prop. It isn't something cobbled together. It could support two elephants loving. All for a minor shoot. yea they couldnt fill the carboard box with some poo poo so it didnt look like the space man is effortlessly lifting heavy cargo
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May 24, 2017 21:32
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At least they started showing more mocap scene than the one with a dude getting shot and slumping over a desk Yes positive progression
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DarkRefreshment posted:Just remember, they aren't "docking" just gently touching tips Just the tips?
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Scruffpuff posted:The only time I've ever seen actual footage of Sandi doing motion capture, she was faced with the demanding "acting" task of walking across a room. 
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May 24, 2017 21:37
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peter gabriel posted:if they are spaceship in space why are they flying in formation at all? couldn't they just, you know, float there in space? "If a nipple jet goes off in port Olisar and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and knowledge of reality.
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We were talking about SC missing whole generations of space games recently. Somewhat relevant to that: https://twitter.com/RebelGalaxy/status/867390443444514816 The guys who made Rebel Galaxy last year are making a new game that's pretty clearly inspired by Wing Commander: Privateer.
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May 24, 2017 21:43
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Sarsapariller posted:We were talking about SC missing whole generations of space games recently. Somewhat relevant to that: That is somewhat exciting. I enjoyed Rebel Galaxy even if it was a bit short and shallow.
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May 24, 2017 21:48
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May 24, 2017 21:49
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DarkRefreshment posted:
What the loving what? Where was this gem of aeronautical wisdom puked up?
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May 24, 2017 21:50
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DarkRefreshment posted:
It makes perfect sense. The lovely location coding means the ships randomly warp around in space, and on a long enough timeline the fuel tanks overlap. Boom, now both are full. Or just boom. Early days.
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May 24, 2017 21:53
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The Rabbi T. White posted:I went out of my way to listen to Fuuull Buuurn -- it has to be a parody, goofy song they've included, right? Not even Chris can be that stuck in the 80s that he believes a 4th rate Kenny Loggins knock-off would go down well with anyone outside of a laugh? Me and a few muso buddies picked it apart and it's basically a very obvious rip off of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw All the elements are there and in the same order (cheeky keyboard riff into low key opening verse into anthemic chorus, the structure is pretty much identical) It's almost as if someone said something like "I want it like..."
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Sunswipe posted:What the loving what? Where was this gem of aeronautical wisdom puked up? Just remember to be careful around Matt. He's very sensitive when you question him and may ragequit without warning. From a chat channel.
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Sarsapariller posted:We were talking about SC missing whole generations of space games recently. Somewhat relevant to that:
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