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Come down this rabbit hole with me http://www.tc.umn.edu/%7Eparkx032/
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Thumbtacks posted:Come down this rabbit hole with me choose your own word salad adventure
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May 24, 2017 19:36
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La Brea Carpet posted:Speaking of cats I live in Louisville and there really are lots of people this dumb, this annoying, this obsessed with basketball and this willing to let a game of shooty hoops determine the course of their child's life 
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May 24, 2017 19:39
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LGD posted:P. sure 'Nimrod' did during the 20th century (to the degree that it was ever in style) It's all thanks to Bugs Bunny using it ironically too
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May 24, 2017 19:45
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Calico Heart posted:It's all thanks to Bugs Bunny using it ironically too Grade A avatar/post combo.
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May 24, 2017 19:48
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Calico Heart posted:It's all thanks to Bugs Bunny using it ironically too This is the stupidest reason to like the term, but I appreciated it because once while struggling to call someone stupid and being told that pretty much every term from dumb to idiot to stupid were ableist I stumbled onto Nimrod and just relished it as I said it over and over again.
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May 24, 2017 19:49
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have you spent a bunch of mental energy on finding the 'healthy at any size'-approved way to call someone a fatass too
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May 24, 2017 19:54
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It's an important function of language, to be able to describe someone else as being the opposite of intelligent, i.e. stupid, and doing things an intelligent person would not do (stupid things).
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May 24, 2017 19:55
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:have you spent a bunch of mental energy on finding the 'healthy at any size'-approved way to call someone a fatass too Yes. I described myself as more out of breath than an obese person after climbing the sears tower and was told that just because they were obese it didnt mean they were out of shape and would be winded after the climb. Thats the sort of thing thay motivates a lot of new lateral thinking.
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May 24, 2017 20:08
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Calling people stupid is racist against the french
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May 24, 2017 20:09
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also i'm sure no one cares but i think the guy that wrote about how french troubadours invented the concept of love is confusing it with the literary notion of "courtly love", which was basically all chivalry and nobility and slaying dragons for fair maidens and poo poo
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May 24, 2017 20:19
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Yawgmoth posted:barbecue sauce Berth ell pup sauuuce
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May 24, 2017 20:38
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haha yes yessss the epic berth ell pup meme, loving finally Me 18m with my Dad 46m, I'm afraid he's going to do something to the man who killed my mother quote:My mom was killed around 10 years ago, when I was 8. She was killed by a drunk driver. We live in a relatively small town, and everyone knew who did it. The guy was sentenced to 10 years. I can't even remember her anymore. I can only just look at pictures of her, all because of a horrible person. I hate this guy so so much. But it's nothing compared to how much hate my dad feels for him. It took a few years for my dad to recover. He still went to his job, he still drove me around, but he didn't talk much. He kinda just lost his emotions. I remember him leaving for a few days 4 years ago, and he came back a different person. I asked him what happened , and he told me he made his peace with what happened. But now? Its a few months before the guy who killed my mom gets out. He's coming back to our town. He has family here, and they are going to let him come back. My dad has changed completely. He's stopped talking to me except for maybe a few sentences. He bought a shotgun maybe 2 weeks back. I asked him about it and he told me it was none or my business. Just yesterday he was crying. I asked him to tell me what was wrong, and he just hugged me. He told me I was growing up, I'd have to stand up for myself, and one day he wouldn't be with me anymore. I'm scared that he said those thing and he bought that gun because he intends to kill the other guy once he gets out of jail, and I think my dad will do it even if it means he goes to jail or dies. I have no one I can talk to, and I don't know what to do. I can't just call the police, or tell someone. We aren't a super part of the community. People see us as that family that the mom died, and now they just keep to themselves. I don't know what to do or who to talk to. I don't want my dad to ruin his life for revenge. I just don't know. I feel completely helpless.
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May 24, 2017 20:41
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:haha yes yessss the epic berth ell pup meme, loving finally Yea this is a murder suicide in the making and you actually CAN just call the police!
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May 24, 2017 20:45
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 These are Oliver and Molly. I had to rehome them about six months ago. Nobody I knew, coworkers included, were looking to take in some kitties, so I had to surrender them to the local ASPCA. I paid for the adoption fees and three months worth of flea/tick/heartworm medication (they were pest free, but I wanted to make them more attractive for prospective animal parents). They were adopted within a week. I miss them a lot ;_;
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May 24, 2017 21:29
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:haha yes yessss the epic berth ell pup meme, loving finally There's a followup to this one somewhere.
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May 24, 2017 21:35
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Barudak posted:Yes. I described myself as more out of breath than an obese person after climbing the sears tower and was told that just because they were obese it didnt mean they were out of shape and would be winded after the climb. Thats the sort of thing thay motivates a lot of new lateral thinking. I called a dude criminally obese once and it made a bunch of people hella mad.
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May 24, 2017 21:37
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:There's a followup to this one somewhere. Seems like no one died at least quote:I want to thank every single person who gave me advice. All of it was really helpful, and it calmed me down, and gave me a plan.
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May 24, 2017 21:38
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:There's a followup to this one somewhere. yeah here quote:I want to thank every single person who gave me advice. All of it was really helpful, and it calmed me down, and gave me a plan. in other news: fiance (25f) and I (23m) of four years were on our way to breaKing up. I was becoming ok with it but she dumped me by Facebook tagging me in a pic of her and the guy she was cheating with. How in the world do I recover from this? quote:Try to make this quick because the details are not that unique. Was with my fiancé for 4 years. First two were awesome, third was miserable and she convinced a very naive me that out problems would be fixed by getting married. Year four was ok while she took over and planned our wedding. About two months ago the hairs on my neck tingled that she might be cheating. After some denial I looked into it and had all but the smoking gun that something was up.
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May 24, 2017 21:38
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Batterypowered7 posted:I called a dude criminally obese once and it made a bunch of people hella mad. Lol
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:fiance (25f) and I (23m) of four years were on our way to breaKing up. I was becoming ok with it but she dumped me by Facebook tagging me in a pic of her and the guy she was cheating with. How in the world do I recover from this? Haha 
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May 24, 2017 21:40
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Nobody but trash would think what the girlfriend did was appropriate or take her side at all, but I kind of have the feeling that guy doesn't know anyone who isn't trash
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May 24, 2017 21:43
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Kill...some women? 
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May 24, 2017 21:43
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Did this one get posted before? Seems familiar but still, man Man good for her, I've done the sever thing before and its hard to stick to your guns after a while And I have a family that doesn't pressure me that much and mostly seems to have gone "well if he's not going to talk to us we aren't going to talk to him" which honestly is ideal I almost broke down and called my dad this year, then my mom called to talk to him about something and he hung up on her so gently caress him, we'll try again in ten more years
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May 24, 2017 21:51
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Batterypowered7 posted:I called a dude criminally obese once and it made a bunch of people hella mad. One time a girl got mad at me for saying something was hella lame and my precise response was a languid jack off motion
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May 24, 2017 21:54
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:One time a girl got mad at me for saying something was hella lame and my precise response was a languid jack off motion God first you use a derogatory ableist slur and THEN you have the audacity to mock those without use of their arms or penis. Disgusting
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May 24, 2017 21:56
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The police want to give me [35 M] the gun that killed my grandfather [72 M]quote:Today the City of Phoenix police department contacted my mother with something very unexpected. They want to return the gun that killed my grandfather, and my mom wants to pass it directly on to me. There's backstory, so strap in for my family drama.
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May 24, 2017 21:59
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The gun has a ghost in it. The ghost can be your friend and give you advice about girls and stuff.
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May 24, 2017 22:01
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:The police want to give me [35 M] the gun that killed my grandfather [72 M] poo poo I'll take it
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May 24, 2017 22:02
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Pick posted:The gun has a ghost in it. The ghost can be your friend and give you advice about girls and stuff. It'll grant you six wishes
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May 24, 2017 22:02
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Blue Train posted:It'll grant you six wishes Any revolver can do that.
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May 24, 2017 22:03
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:The police want to give me [35 M] the gun that killed my grandfather [72 M] Take the haunted murdergun.
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May 24, 2017 22:03
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Pick posted:Any revolver can do that. As long as you have a death wish yea
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May 24, 2017 22:04
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Pick posted:Any revolver can do that. lmao
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May 24, 2017 22:04
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Batterypowered7 posted:Take the haunted murdergun. You take the haunted murdergun. It feels strangely cool in your hands. There are exits to the north and east.
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May 24, 2017 22:04
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there's probably some sick gently caress on ebay who'd pay extra for a murdergun on ebay 
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May 24, 2017 22:05
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maskenfreiheit posted:there's probably some sick gently caress on ebay who'd pay extra for a ghost gun on ebay Mostly Japanese highschoolers, weirdly
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May 24, 2017 22:06
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Blue Train posted:As long as you have a death wish yea You can only make the wish if it involves dealth explicitly Wishing for money? No go. Wishing to shoot a dude in a hold up and get a fat stack? Solid.
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May 24, 2017 22:45
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Realistic wishes are the best kind
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:You can only make the wish if it involves dealth explicitly you hosed up the joke. you hosed it up!!
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