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Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009



Dejan with the dumbest of takes.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I think MAF in net for game seven is the best possible strategy for the best possible SCF given the current circumstances.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I wish someone would just elbow Karlsson right in his shine box

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That's the butt right?

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

shyduck posted:

Hoffman's trying to squirt it into Crosby's glove. Super dick move but clever

This play was neither dangerous nor obstructive so no ref ever is going to call a penalty for this

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Look Around You posted:



Dejan with the dumbest of takes.

Weird how just last week he was writing hagiographies of Sullivan about how he could do no wrong and it was 100% the right move to put Murray in despite everybody's initial doubts.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Kalenn Istarion posted:

This play was neither dangerous nor obstructive so no ref ever is going to call a penalty for this

NHL Rule 75.3 posted:

A minor penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct shall be assessed under this rule for the following infractions: Any player or goalkeeper who throws any object onto the ice from the players' or penalty bench (or from any other off-ice position).

Tune in tomorrow night when someone gets two for spitting on the ice during a line change.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

flakeloaf posted:

Tune in tomorrow night when someone gets two for spitting on the ice during a line change.

I repeat my assertion - no ref is ever going to call that

Maybe if the guy stood up and blasted him right in the face

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Kalenn Istarion posted:

I repeat my assertion - no ref is ever going to call that

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/867410221966209024

when you dump your girl and she thriving without you :smith:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

http://sportspickle.com/news/carey-price-informs-canadiens-also-selfish-like-trade-predators.html

I lol'd

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That last quote must have stung Weekes a little bit.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

shyduck posted:

Hoffman's trying to squirt it into Crosby's glove. Super dick move but clever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gV9g-O-zKE

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The one good thing Corey Perry ever did

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
the refs hate my team in particular

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
A Sens win tomorrow night will make it a lot easier for me to cheer for the Preds, who are going to win the whole deal anyway.

A thing I will actually be ok with, considering how this playoff season has gone.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

shyduck posted:

The one good thing Corey Perry ever did

hes done at least two good things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTUW49e-PD4

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Godinster posted:

To paraphrase flakeloaf from the GDT thread, lol if you think that lovely officiating last night was benefiting one team over another. Pittsburgh got away with a lot of brutal crosschecks at important parts of the game, including one that took EK right out of a play. On the other hand, that interference call on Daley was dumb.

Wow the truth is in the middle huh?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



Um... guys? Why is the title text of my "Rules of Ice Hockey" coloring book on a sticker?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

My wife and I got a kitten recently, she's white with some black stripes. I legit spent time trying to fit a Tim Peel joke into her name but couldn't pull it off.

So I just call her "stripes."

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
shoulda went with Don Van Pussenhoven

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Mick McMew

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Kitty Fraser

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Brayden Cat.

Will work for every team within 10 years.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Stéphane Paw-ger or Kerry Frasfur

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Ref Mew Suck

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Just call her Donut. No one but the dorkiest of hockey dorks would get the reference.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




sedative posted:

Ref Mew Suck

I think this is my favorite new cat name.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
https://twitter.com/PredsNHL/status/867503035639099392

edit: cats suck

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

A typical dog´s opinion

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Furnaceface posted:

Just call her Donut. No one but the dorkiest of hockey dorks would get the reference.

I saw Don Koharski make a kid skate laps for an hour for offering him a donut. Good times.

grack fucked around with this message at 02:01 on May 25, 2017

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

xzzy posted:

My wife and I got a kitten recently, she's white with some black stripes. I legit spent time trying to fit a Tim Peel joke into her name but couldn't pull it off.

So I just call her "stripes."

Tabby Peel

Or Bill McKitty

Don Catharsky

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
It I had cats I would name them Henrik Zetterpurrg and Pawvel Catsyuk but I wouldn't because they aren't dogs and I can't think of any good Red Wings dog names Gordie BowWow is dumb according to a source close to me

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Teemu Pokemon posted:

It I had cats I would name them Henrik Zetterpurrg and Pawvel Catsyuk but I wouldn't because they aren't dogs and I can't think of any good Red Wings dog names Gordie BowWow is dumb according to a source close to me

Brendan Shannahound
Chris Cheliaroos
Serbay Wooferov

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


scotty bowman

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
Mutt Marner
Auston Mutthews
Fido Andersen
Woofy Nylander
Jake GardinDog

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Scaramouche posted:

Brendan Shannahound

This actually owns

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




xzzy posted:

My wife and I got a kitten recently, she's white with some black stripes. I legit spent time trying to fit a Tim Peel joke into her name but couldn't pull it off.

So I just call her "stripes."

Kevin Pawlock
Wes McClawley
TJ Lixmore

Or for some retired refs:
Greg Kitterly
Randy Kitton
Matt Pawvelich
Pat Dapawzzo
Mark Pawcette

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
My girlfriend and I just adopted a dog, and there was a serious discussion to name him Gabriel Landesdog.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


This is a dumb game but Grant Puhr, Jari Purri, Wayne Petzky, Bark Messier, and Cujo.

e: Kelly Grrrrrudey, Dog Cherry, Ron Mclawn

Powershift fucked around with this message at 05:01 on May 25, 2017

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