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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



:getin::getin::getin::getin::getin::getin::getin:

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Tatsuta Age posted:

gotcha :cool:

but seriously if the president can brag about sexual assault and it doesn't matter, why do yall think some bumfuck MT election guy beating up a FAKE NEWS reporter is gonna matter, lol?

"I was clearly courting the WWE vote." :smug:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

There Bias Two posted:

The way he snapped in an instant makes me think this probably isn't the first time in his life that he's assaulted someone...

Same

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



There Bias Two posted:

The way he snapped in an instant makes me think this probably isn't the first time in his life that he's assaulted someone...

Hopefully his wife and kids come forward now.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/mobute/status/867537446434746368

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
I hope Ubisoft is adding DLC content to allow players to body slam and then gut and skin Greg Gianforte while running around murdering other nutcase conservatives.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

There Bias Two posted:

The way he snapped in an instant makes me think this probably isn't the first time in his life that he's assaulted someone...

This for sure. I also wonder if he might be a little more than stressed about his poll numbers.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

There Bias Two posted:

The way he snapped in an instant makes me think this probably isn't the first time in his life that he's assaulted someone...

Definitely, this guy has some serious anger issues.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


You guys don't understand. He challenged him to a table match, and rules are rules.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

CodeJanitor posted:

I hope Ubisoft is adding DLC content to allow players to body slam and then gut and skin Greg Gianforte while running around murdering other nutcase conservatives.

They're hastily rewriting the villain to be named Glen Gianforto

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/867537586297995265

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May

Rigel posted:

If he doesn't resign, the house could refuse to seat him, and force Montana to hold another special election.

LOL if you think the GOP has the spine to do that. He could have shot the guy and they still wouldn't do anything.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Jesus christ that audio is insane :stare: How has this dude not been arrested yet?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


Obviously

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/867535883192471552

https://twitter.com/seanmcelwee/status/867537035199905792

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Funny, I thought of this one

https://twitter.com/peteskidrummond/status/867523382371164160

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Alright now to wait for JJ Ross edits.:bahgawd:

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Regular mindset - answering reporters questions with vague and unsatisfying talking points

Gorilla mindset - BODY SLAM THROUGH A loving FOLDING TABLE

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


axeil posted:

Jesus christ that audio is insane :stare: How has this dude not been arrested yet?

republican rich white man in Montana afaict

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
what a loving vile pig

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Covok posted:

Wait, what Carousel and Rod Serling?

there's more than one carousel in the carousel capital of the world dude


and Rod Serling grew up in Binghamton

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

axeil posted:

Jesus christ that audio is insane :stare: How has this dude not been arrested yet?

He probably will be, especially if Jacobs decides to press charges.

Seriously, if Gianforte wins and then gets convicted of assault (forcing another special election) I will laugh and never, ever, ever stop.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Arrgytehpirate posted:

I thought the bottom left said see top right

what?! but the top right says to see bottom left!!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Tatsuta Age posted:

gotcha :cool:

but seriously if the president can brag about sexual assault and it doesn't matter, why do yall think some bumfuck MT election guy beating up a FAKE NEWS reporter is gonna matter, lol?

Because the sexual assault tape did loving matter, it was just cancelled out by a whole bunch of bullshit in the month afterwards.

If the sexual assault tape came out the day before the election Trump would have lost by 10 points.

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

He clearly won't be charged since he didn't assault any of Montana's majestic mountain peaks and that's what really counts over there unlike east coast megalopolises like Bismarck.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


axeil posted:

Jesus christ that audio is insane :stare: How has this dude not been arrested yet?

White.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
This is a thing that happened and will be part of US history for as long as humanity exists and be an interesting piece of bar trivia decades from now

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Rigel posted:

Its going to be the headline tomorrow in Montana

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/867532768854417408

Lol, "reporter alleges", he did in front of a local camera crew.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

whoops nobody told him there's a tape

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/867538098359545858

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

:lol:

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Gianforte did it to show his base how much of an alpha male he is.

Wins in +10 landslide tomorrow.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P



this is probably fine

e: i can't see this being a problem

https://twitter.com/AP/status/867539536095662081

QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 01:36 on May 25, 2017

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The only thing dumber than this would be if the POTUS defended this idiot on Twitter. Therefore, I'm estimating the odds of that precise thing happening at 100%

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
In Trump's America, politician breaks news

Hastings
Dec 30, 2008

axeil posted:

Jesus christ that audio is insane :stare: How has this dude not been arrested yet?

It is alarming that he just went off on a dime. There was no build up to his aggression and Ben Jacobs just asked a question, no tone or anything. This guy needs therapy.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Low Desert Punk posted:

what a loving vile pig

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alter Ego posted:

He probably will be, especially if Jacobs decides to press charges.

Seriously, if Gianforte wins and then gets convicted of assault (forcing another special election) I will laugh and never, ever, ever stop.

Idiot question: does getting convicted of assault mean he can't serve in the House?

Supremezero
Apr 28, 2013

hay gurl

axeil posted:

Idiot question: does getting convicted of assault mean he can't serve in the House?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Traficant

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

In Trump's America, politician breaks news

:golfclap:

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GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
"liberal journalist"

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