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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

dromal phrenia posted:

i think jinder should get a romance angle

Finally, a good angle for Alexa Bliss.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Jinder should have a romance angle with the Bollywood boys.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Have the Bollywood Boys had a match since showing up? Have they even talked? Do they have any chance of sticking around once the Jinder experiment is over?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Wiccan Wasteland posted:

If I remember correctly, he turned down the offer because they were going to saddle him with the Umaga gimmick.

Only a rumour, pretty sure Joe's denied it and I think said it was financially advantageous to do TNA instead. It would not surprise me if that was the case, obviously WWE is capable of offering more money but I could see them lowballing him thinking he wouldn't be worth spending money on.

A shame, though: A Joe vs Cena feud would be a hell of a lot of fun, and if WWE felt like it, they could talk about Joe and John's past together in UPW (they probably wouldn't, though).

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Make Jinder the Indian Scott Steiner where he talks about all his bhabhis and hobbies such as lifting and dieting. Also have him insult crowds by calling them rednecks and white trash like Steiner did back in WCW.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Rhonne posted:

Have the Bollywood Boys had a match since showing up? Have they even talked? Do they have any chance of sticking around once the Jinder experiment is over?

They wrestled on the 205 Live premiere, became NXT jobbers for a few months and then randomly showed up on Smackdown as Jinder's children "muscle."

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

dromal phrenia posted:

i think jinder should get a romance angle

They should kill 2 birds with one stone and do the high profile LGBT homosexual plotline they said they would do.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Jinder Mahal live sex show celebration a la Edge and Lita.

I'm sure this is in the works.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Wazzu posted:

They should kill 2 birds with one stone and do the high profile LGBT homosexual plotline they said they would do.

Surprise! Jinder is not here for hot bhabhi, but for sweet uncle!

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Wazzu posted:

They should kill 2 birds with one stone and do the high profile LGBT homosexual plotline they said they would do.

So he becomes The Jinder Bender?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXhTEithtg&t=24s

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010
WWE sheds itself of yet another wet fart of a Randy Orton title reign and ratings miraculously rise again? What a shocker!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
wwe should just pay sachin tendulkar to tweet out some praise for jinder. it will probably be cheaper and more effective than any other thing they have planned to make him popular in india.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Seams posted:

wwe should just pay sachin tendulkar to tweet out some praise for jinder. it will probably be cheaper and more effective than any other thing they have planned to make him popular in india.

They can have him fight Mustafa Ali in the first ever WWE Championship + Rights to Kashmir match

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'
Dolph's character sucks as a face and his ringwork sucks as a WWE match-leading heel. In conclusion, fire Dolph Ziggler.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I hope they find a leak of Jinder's posts on a Facebook porn page.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I have a horrible feeling Dolph is winning Money in the Bank

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Trip Larsen posted:

I have a horrible feeling Dolph is winning Money in the Bank

That horrible feeling is due in large part to him being the least interesting result.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Trip Larsen posted:

I have a horrible feeling Dolph is winning Money in the Bank

Me too :(

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Trip Larsen posted:

I have a horrible feeling Dolph is winning Money in the Bank

Why would you post this :(

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That horrible feeling is due in large part to him being the least interesting result.
Sheamus won Money in the Bank

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Trip Larsen posted:

Sheamus won Money in the Bank

Deservedly so.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Trip Larsen posted:

Sheamus won Money in the Bank

he's also the only heel to so far get people to cheer roman so i guess that wasn't too much of a waste

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

he's also the only heel to so far get people to cheer roman so i guess that wasn't too much of a waste
I would say that was more Vince's doing than Sheamus, but fair enough.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Trip Larsen posted:

I would say that was more Vince's doing than Sheamus, but fair enough.

This really can't be stressed enough, what with Vince even going full racist just to make sure that folks would cheer Roman.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

89 posted:

I just signed up for Booker T's wrestling camp next weekend

let us know if Stevie Ray calls you a fruit booty

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


But can you imagine the ratings boost from a Jinder Mahal vs Dolph Ziggler program.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rhonne posted:

Finally, a good angle for Alexa Bliss.

I hate my overactive imagination. All I ever picture whenever anyone mentions Jinder Mahal and [anything] is [anything] covered in pus and blood :(

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
matched announced for next Tuesday already

https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/867537238451683329

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Oh Snapple! posted:

So he becomes The Jinder Bender?

If they went full absurd with putting him in a form fitting dress with his juiced up body, sure why the hell not.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I've learned in the past few days that Fandango has gotten pretty decent in the ring and I enjoy watching him wrestle in matches on TV.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Hey 205 Live was worth watching this week.

I caught the replay because you generally have good opinions.

You were right. Good matches and one terribly confused jobber who seemed to forget what he was supposed to be doing. Good stuff all round.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I have not watched or paid attention whatsoever to WWE for about a year now.

Bored in a hotel so I thought I'd check out PSP. Jinder loving Mahal is champion? What loving bizarro world is this?

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

What loving bizarro world is this?

The best one.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I have not watched or paid attention whatsoever to WWE for about a year now.

Bored in a hotel so I thought I'd check out PSP. Jinder loving Mahal is champion? What loving bizarro world is this?

The world where WWE wants to make money in India and believes this will facilitate that. Time will tell if they are cprrect

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

jinder's a draw

I'd like to think it's partly also reality's way of laughing at Bryan Alvarez for confidently predicting the ratings would drop below 2 million.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Tye Dillinger/Aiden English **
Shinsuke Nakamura/Dolph Ziggler **3/4
Usos/Breezango **1/2
Sami Zayn/Baron Corbin **1/2
Natalya & Tamina & Carmella/Charlotte & Naomi and Becky **
Kevin Owens/AJ Styles ***3/4
Luke Harper/Erick Rowan **
Jinder Mahal/Randy Orton **3/4

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Benne posted:

Shinsuke Nakamura/Dolph Ziggler **3/4

lmao

The Ziggler Effect

quote:

Usos/Breezango **1/2

gently caress you dave

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Big Meltz seems to have misprinted two stars and a half on that Breezango match. Someone should let him know so he can round it up to 5* again.

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Oh Snapple! posted:

lmao

The Ziggler Effect


gently caress you dave

otoh breezango are nearly equivalent to nakamura

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