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aidoru
Oct 24, 2010

hahaha ozzy

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




"Allowed us to choose the right person that won"
*voted for the wrong person*

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

who taught ozzy "microcosm"

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Ozzy suddenly thick with politic.

Good for him.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

JesusSinfulHands posted:

Apparently Aubry has a boyfriend? Lol good job Jeff

https://twitter.com/fymaxwell/status/867571198724415488
Jeff did say Aubry has an actual boyfriend

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Pinterest Mom posted:

who taught ozzy "microcosm"

Nobody, apparently.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Lone Goat posted:

"Allowed us to choose the right person that won"
*voted for the wrong person*

Gotta make better decisions for running America, one survivor tribal at a ti.e.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Jeff has gone into EP mode during every break transition.

He obviously doesn't control sound direction much since we hear his hot mic during fade outs.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Gotta make better decisions for running America, one survivor tribal at a ti.e.

*votes for a man he remembers from tv*

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Lone Goat posted:

"Allowed us to choose the right person that won"
*voted for the wrong person*

*also would have voted for Tai, apparantly*

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Lone Goat posted:

"Allowed us to choose the right person that won"
*voted for the wrong person*
"I nutted on her face because that's how she likes it!" - Ozzy in a Playboy Channel episode of 'Foursome'

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
hello, I'm Ben Marine.

aidoru
Oct 24, 2010

what kinda names are ben marine and ashley lifeguard

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Ryan is my man!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
poison: Ryan

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

lifeguard: "sink, swim, or get out of the ocean"

surgeon: "i'm coming in with surgical expertise"

personal assistant: "i will personally assist your way to the jury"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


LOL, a loving bellhop on the "hustler" tribe and putting marines and lifegaurds on the same level.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Pony: 125 lbs

Poison: Doesn't drink, no girlfriend.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Lol if you don't want the 125 pound guy wearing a turtleneck on the island to win

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

LOL, a loving bellhop on the "hustler" tribe and putting marines and lifegaurds on the same level.

Lifeguards are far more heroic than Marines

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
http://ew.com/tv/2017/05/24/survivor-heroes-healers-hustlers-jeff-probst/

Yikes that condensed font for the elongated title

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


For real though, gently caress anybody that introduces themselves as, "Hi I don't drink or gently caress"

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Yay for new people next season anyway. Theme should crumble soon. Except Jeff of course.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

thanks jeff varner for the latest update on your utter scuminess

aidoru
Oct 24, 2010

Let me monetize that time I tried to ruin someone's life.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Lol sell your book you loving prickbag

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
leave Varner on the island with Ozzy and Debbie

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

For real though, gently caress anybody that introduces themselves as, "Hi I don't drink or gently caress"

Incel, volsober.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Varner with a book plug and Jeff's feigned pep talk?

Jesus, Varner is gonna get another shot isn't he?

Sodomeow
Sep 26, 2015
methinks taking Sarah to the end over Tai was a $900,000 mistake

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Glad Sarah won but I'm absolutely dying over Troyzan showing up to the finale dressed like Eugene from Walking Dead

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




sportsgenius86 posted:

Glad Sarah won but I'm absolutely dying over Troyzan showing up to the finale dressed like Eugene from Walking Dead

e: oops thought you meant Brad

Counterpoint

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Also, tonight reinforced to me that Varner is a fake piece of poo poo concerned with nothing more than salvaging his own reputation.

winvirus
Jan 23, 2009

You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.

varner is a piece of poo poo, but his life has been ruined enough imo. he paid the price for being trash, its okay to forgive and move on

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sodomeow posted:

methinks taking Sarah to the end over Tai was a $900,000 mistake

It will really only be like $600,000.

Thanks Obama!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQGWY0woy0

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
The freeform FTC really gives the jury a clear opportunity to demonstrate whether they're cool and good (Michaela) or dumb and bad (Debbie). Seemed to remove some agency from the finalists though.

Nexal
Apr 21, 2010

Moby - Extreme ways
Alrighty then. Let's hope the next season has less twists and a coherent story.

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

So that was the last time we're ever going to have to hear about Varner on this show right? RIGHT?

Also please never bring tai back.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

phosdex posted:


Also please never bring tai back.

Or Ozzy, or Cirie, or really anyone who has already played 3 or more times. Either start casting better or start making fewer seasons with stronger casts. Obviously none of that will happen though. Cap players to 3 appearances.

DurosKlav fucked around with this message at 08:50 on May 25, 2017

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phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

Yeah I figure they'll keep bringing ozzy back til he wins or gives up.

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