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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i hate u guys

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theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Piss de Bundy posted:

take ur we grew here, you flew here poo poo elsewhere fancy lad

What the gently caress are you even talking about?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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the deaths are sad, but this has to be pretty good for Ariana's career, right?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
It's funny how all past western imaginations of Islamic terrorists in movies are pussies compared to ISIS. Like they had no idea how bad it could be.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Shaocaholica posted:

It's funny how all past western imaginations of Islamic terrorists in movies are pussies compared to ISIS. Like they had no idea how bad it could be.

ISIS wishes they could pull off 9/11

Osama bin Laden original OG

(I am on a terrorist watch list right now)

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




at first i thought someone let off the world's largest fart and the smell was making its way through the stands

if only...

:smith:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
In somewhat related ISIS news, how in the flying gently caress are like 15 guys with guns holding a city of like 200,000 people in the Philippines hostage for this long?


15 guys with guns wouldn't have lasted an hour in my home redneck town of 200 people, they'd been bum rushed with shotguns. So what the gently caress?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blazing Ownager posted:

In somewhat related ISIS news, how in the flying gently caress are like 15 guys with guns holding a city of like 200,000 people in the Philippines hostage for this long?


15 guys with guns wouldn't have lasted an hour in my home redneck town of 200 people, they'd been bum rushed with shotguns. So what the gently caress?

they said it's more like 100 guys

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Zorodius posted:

the deaths are sad, but this has to be pretty good for Ariana's career, right?

I for one welcome our auto-tuned robot overlord

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

they said it's more like 100 guys

Still wouldn't happen because American citizens own more guns then there are people in the United States.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Zorodius posted:

the deaths are sad, but this has to be pretty good for Ariana's career, right?

I'm guessing a ballad where all the proceeds go to a Manchester charity. Will sell more than Elton John's Rose of England Diana remix.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

they said it's more like 100 guys

then send in the swat teams to murder the gently caress out of those guys attempt to arrest those guys but regrettably kill 3/4 of them in the resulting shootout

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

blowfish posted:

then send in the swat teams to murder the gently caress out of those guys attempt to arrest those guys but regrettably kill 3/4 of them in the resulting shootout

Well it's the Philippines so they're currently murdering people for alot less atm

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

i hate u guys

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

you had me at endless celestial sex

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

mike12345 posted:

I'm guessing a ballad where all the proceeds go to a Manchester charity. Will sell more than Elton John's Rose of England Diana remix.

will she wear the ears while she sings it? The tasteful choice is "no," but if I were one of the victims I'd practically demand she does

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax


This is probably fake.

Luxury Communism fucked around with this message at 12:02 on May 25, 2017

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
wow just saw some clips of the poo poo they pull on stage at her concerts. can you imagine looking out at your audience and seeing childrens faces looking back and still carrying out pantomimed sex acts while you sing your lovely pop song?

im starting to think a sex offender registry in LA is a bit redundant.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

afeelgoodpoop posted:

wow just saw some clips of the poo poo they pull on stage at her concerts. can you imagine looking out at your audience and seeing childrens faces looking back and still carrying out pantomimed sex acts while you sing your lovely pop song?

im starting to think a sex offender registry in LA is a bit redundant.

Someone make sure this dude doesn't go to the nail section of the hardware store any time soon

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
*stuffs male dancers crotch in mouth while singing the birthday song to a child and somehow also showing my rear end* only bigots think this is wrong and should be illegal, why do right wingers think leftists don't care about or apologize for pedophilia?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
You're right, maybe it's a good thing someone blew himself up at this degenerate concert, alhamdulillah

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




afeelgoodpoop posted:

wow just saw some clips of the poo poo they pull on stage at her concerts. can you imagine looking out at your audience and seeing childrens faces looking back and still carrying out pantomimed sex acts while you sing your lovely pop song?

im starting to think a sex offender registry in LA is a bit redundant.

I think what's more offensive is the backing track she's singing to the entire night...at those ticket prices I want something other than just a CD playing through the PA.

Irom
May 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
import more islam

we need more islam

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
lol at the concept of giving a poo poo what some musician does onstage when we live in a world where all aspects of human depravity are available 24/7 in 4k ultra hd at the press of a button.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Irom posted:

import more islam

we need more islam

GET DOWN AND SLAM

WITH ISLAM

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

mike12345 posted:

I'm guessing a ballad where all the proceeds go to a Manchester charity. Will sell more than Elton John's Rose of England Diana remix.

Ball Bearing in the Wind (2017)

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
okay goons... lets reverse the genders. you're on stage in nothing but a metallic gold bananna hammock. just try real hard to imagine you're actually fit and not a misshapen amalgamation of fats and rolls.

lets take the song baby youre a fire work, and xy it up. okay, now we're singing dudey youre the captain kirk, alright? You are surrounded by scantily clad female dancers, who you dry hump in doggy style, when you look out at the crowd and you see nothing but

little boys with a scattering of little girls. and this isn't totally loving insane and disgusting? i hate to say it but the isis guy was right, and what a way to bring in st. elliots day.

Bob Wins
Oct 25, 2010
ISIS is pretty much the brotherhood of mutants in that it is just starting poo poo with whomever it can because once the war starts all muslims will have to join to survive. But I really don't think they have thought that end game out enough. What happens when the EU collapses and Germany absorbs the weaker countries around it to become "Central Powers Mk. II" and goes on the warpath in the middle east. Its not like any of the nations that have the strength to (Russia China France UK and US) stop them would care.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Luxury Communism posted:



This is probably fake.

Why specifically Islam? Seems like they should be protecting all religions to me.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Bape Culture posted:

Why specifically Islam? Seems like they should be protecting all religions to me.

All religions are equal but some religions are more equal than others

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Pawl posted:

All religions are equal but some religions are more equal than others

Equally




poo poo :smuggo:

Doubt there are many people calling for the rounding up of Hindus right now

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

afeelgoodpoop posted:

okay goons... lets reverse the genders. you're on stage in nothing but a metallic gold bananna hammock. just try real hard to imagine you're actually fit and not a misshapen amalgamation of fats and rolls.

lets take the song baby youre a fire work, and xy it up. okay, now we're singing dudey youre the captain kirk, alright? You are surrounded by scantily clad female dancers, who you dry hump in doggy style, when you look out at the crowd and you see nothing but

little boys with a scattering of little girls. and this isn't totally loving insane and disgusting? i hate to say it but the isis guy was right, and what a way to bring in st. elliots day.

... Go on... What else am I doing??

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mackers posted:

Doubt there are many people calling for the rounding up of Hindus right now
Just people attacking them in the streets.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Bob Wins posted:

ISIS is pretty much the brotherhood of mutants in that it is just starting poo poo with whomever it can because once the war starts all muslims will have to join to survive. But I really don't think they have thought that end game out enough. What happens when the EU collapses and Germany absorbs the weaker countries around it to become "Central Powers Mk. II" and goes on the warpath in the middle east. Its not like any of the nations that have the strength to (Russia China France UK and US) stop them would care.

How exactly could they be anything worse for ISIS than the US?

Also keep in mind the end-game for ISIS is literally the armies of the west arrayed against the righteous muslims in the levant, a cataclysmic battle which will signal the beginning of Armageddon.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Luxury Communism posted:



This is probably fake.

I was trying to find that tweet so I could call them a bunch of nazis. Please don't put images of tweets up.

https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/866881382395654144

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I also want to know why the media want to make the lovely bomb makers out to be genius'?
I've seen them going on about how advance the explosive itself is (it isn't, I bet anyone here could make it if they didn't care for their life)
How specialised and advanced the battery was (it wasn't. It was literally a camera battery you can buy off amazon)
How advanced a dead mans switch is (it isn't)
Fuckin bizarre.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

The anti-muslim BIGOTS are the ones supporting ISIS!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

https://theintercept.com/2017/05/24/reactions-to-manchester-bombing-show-how-anti-muslim-bigots-are-useful-idiots-for-isis/

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

The anti-muslim BIGOTS are the ones supporting ISIS!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

https://theintercept.com/2017/05/24/reactions-to-manchester-bombing-show-how-anti-muslim-bigots-are-useful-idiots-for-isis/

They're not wrong


quote:

Consider instead what Arie Kruglanski, a professor of psychology at the University of Maryland who studies radicalization, said after the Paris attacks in November 2015. A growing climate of Islamophobia is what ISIS is “aiming for — to provoke communities to commit actions against Muslims,” he told the Washington Post. “Then ISIS will be able to say, ‘I told you so. These are your enemies, and the enemies of Islam.’”

Another psychology professor who studies Muslim extremists, Jocelyn Bélanger of the University of Quebec in Montreal, agrees. “When people feel a loss of significance — when they are humiliated — that propels them to join a radical group,” he told the Post.

Too bad they cited the sihk guy as a Muslim though. Fact checking isn't in vogue

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Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
The problem isn't Muslims, the problem is Islam

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