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Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002

JB50 posted:

I was thinking more like this:



FULL POINT!

I need to go watch Bloodsport again this weekend

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

I laughed my rear end off and watched this 4 times. loving amazing.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I'll be happy when all the vloggers get punched.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I'll be happy when all the vloggers get punched.

Same. What this fractured nation needs right now is a new national holiday: punch a vlogger day.

CSi-NA-EJ7
Feb 21, 2007
Not all of them are bad. The rest definitely need too be punched tho

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Even the bloggers who don't don't deserve to be punched have the most punchable faces I have ever seen.

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Even the bloggers who don't don't deserve to be punched have the most punchable faces I have ever seen.

What is your metric for face punchability? :ohdear:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Fortnine

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.



He's so nice and helpful and cool, but his face is so punchable :(

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib
But Fortnine is a company. RyanF9 is cool and good, too, and you should watch your whore mouth.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

CSi-NA-EJ7 posted:

Not all of them are bad.

Incorrect.

nsaP posted:

I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.

You should do it so someone can punch you.

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


nsaP posted:

I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.

You forgot "OMG I ALMOST CRASHED gently caress CAGERS" with one guy 200 yards ahead who pulled out into the lane adjacent to the vlogger as he goes 55 in a 35.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

spouse posted:

You forgot "OMG I ALMOST CRASHED gently caress CAGERS" with one guy 200 yards ahead who pulled out into the lane adjacent to the vlogger as he goes 55 in a 35.

"You almost killed me" he yells to only himself, looking back at the car, as he creates multiple more dangerous situations than the perceived one that set him off.

That's a good idea tho. I could compile all the times that vloggers would rage and you'd just see me reacting normally then passing the offender.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Jazzzzz posted:

I need to go watch Bloodsport again this weekend

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


nsaP posted:

"You almost killed me" he yells to only himself, looking back at the car, as he creates multiple more dangerous situations than the perceived one that set him off.

That's a good idea tho. I could compile all the times that vloggers would rage and you'd just see me reacting normally then passing the offender.

I've been riding a whole month now (basically a GP pro tbh), and multiple times I've found myself behind someone going "what is this guy doing? ugh, why is he riding his brakes, this isn't even a curve... fuuuck pay attention!" and then I realize "oh... I'm only leaving like... 2 or 3 car lengths." and then I back off and all of a sudden *poof* my stress regarding "their bad driving" is gone.

My favorite by far from vloggers are the rev bombs to people performing perfectly normal left turns in front of them. The lack of self-awareness regarding people talking on phones (not texting, talking) is palpable from guys who do wheelies in traffic.

Keket
Apr 18, 2009

Mhmm

nsaP posted:

"You almost killed me" he yells to only himself, looking back at the car, as he creates multiple more dangerous situations than the perceived one that set him off.

That's a good idea tho. I could compile all the times that vloggers would rage and you'd just see me reacting normally then passing the offender.

Ryan beat you to it for April Fools.

https://youtu.be/LsLn3uRSD2k

Two minutes in, but the entire things worth a watch.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

nsaP posted:

Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.
Don't forget going off on an unrelated tangent several times and then starting over from the beginning.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Keket posted:

Ryan beat you to it for April Fools.

https://youtu.be/LsLn3uRSD2k

Two minutes in, but the entire things worth a watch.

This is perfect :allears:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Keket posted:

Ryan beat you to it for April Fools.

https://youtu.be/LsLn3uRSD2k

Two minutes in, but the entire things worth a watch.

Haha, perfect

It's too bad he's like a half step below Ted Cruz in the punchable faces department, though v:v:v

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

Haha, perfect

It's too bad he's like a half step below Ted Cruz in the punchable faces department, though v:v:v

He at least makes fun of himself and has a sense of humor so he gets a pass from me.

tjones
May 13, 2005
The TT kicks off this weekend. Here is a video of the NW200. Cheers.

https://youtu.be/FGgaJbf5C_c

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer

nsaP posted:

I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.

You should do an over exaggerated stupid/angry vlogger character and create intentionally bad lists that encourage YouTube arguments.

shacked up with Brenda
Mar 8, 2007

Some pix of ye olde moto track:

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



hot sauce posted:

You should do an over exaggerated stupid/angry vlogger character and create intentionally bad lists that encourage YouTube arguments.

I'd rather watch horrible advice then deal with the constant cuts to stupid clips and every vlogger's overly excited and annoying voice. If you really want to get views, rather than do a should I get a Dayonta/R6/Gixxer for my first bike and explain all the reasons it's a bad idea, make videos telling everyone what they want to hear. You NEED a liter bike for your first bike for safety reasons, the more fairings the better because you'll be more careful about dropping it, etc.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

tjones posted:

The TT kicks off this weekend. Here is a video of the NW200. Cheers.

https://youtu.be/FGgaJbf5C_c

Those dudes do NOT play.

Peter Hickman wasn't doing as well as I had hoped tho.

tjones
May 13, 2005

captainOrbital posted:

Those dudes do NOT play.

Peter Hickman wasn't doing as well as I had hoped tho.

I recommend anyone watch the last superstock race, starting about 11:00 minutes in through the part 3 video. Both Seeley and that Irwin guy rode the absolute tits off those bikes.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

hot sauce posted:

You should do an over exaggerated stupid/angry vlogger character and create intentionally bad lists that encourage YouTube arguments.

I was thinking similar but the opposite. Be a calm normal guy talking rationally, but the entire time be riding like an adrenaline pumped dong.

CSi-NA-EJ7
Feb 21, 2007
Dodge rider?

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!
Check out my new video: top ten best bikes to drive when you want to road rage.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷

shacked up with Brenda posted:

Some pix of ye olde moto track:



That step up looks really fun! Any video?

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?

nsaP posted:

I was thinking similar but the opposite. Be a calm normal guy talking rationally, but the entire time be riding like an adrenaline pumped dong.

There's a channel called MCrider. Dude has the calmest demeanor. If you could combine that with the riding style of Dankwheelie I think you could have something.

MCrider: https://m.youtube.com/user/kevinmorris22

Dankwheelie riding a H2 all out in traffic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpnW03qo8E

Carry a small bat or asp baton for windows and mirrors and you should be at a million subscribers in no time.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
loving craigslist thread got me all hot and bothered about VFR's again.



Edit: apparently some particularly daft individual went and supercharged a 5th gen:
http://www.vfrdiscussion.com/index.php?/forums/topic/31492-it-is-now-time-for-some-serious-modifications/&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQslEkcwu7o

140HP AHAHAHAHA HOLY gently caress!





GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 18:22 on May 26, 2017

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Sploosh.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

From 92 to 140 hp? :aaa:

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Collateral Damage posted:

From 92 to 140 hp? :aaa:

146. Sorry I posted too soon:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
I wish the sound in that video were better cause the cam whine + supercharger whine :fap:

rdb posted:

Carry a small bat or asp baton for windows and mirrors and you should be at a million subscribers in no time.

I have a bunch of busted tungsten carbide end mills that I sometimes think about grinding down into little cones and setting into the knuckles of my gloves

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Well that video led me to this, which has better sound in the second half. It also gets 170+ hp on the dyno. :hawaaaafap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcFBgnSE7o

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Collateral Damage posted:

Well that video led me to this, which has better sound in the second half. It also gets 170+ hp on the dyno. :hawaaaafap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcFBgnSE7o

Funny how they had to put a supercharger on it just to get it to sound like a 5th gen. :smug:

Edit: holy gently caress this dude is claiming 183HP AND OMG IT SOUNDS SO GOOOOOD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCsqSnF2BY

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Barnsy
Jul 22, 2013

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Funny how they had to put a supercharger on it just to get it to sound like a 5th gen. :smug:

Edit: holy gently caress this dude is claiming 183HP AND OMG IT SOUNDS SO GOOOOOD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCsqSnF2BY

If honda ever get the shits with people complaining about the VFR's lack of power, they can always just mass produce this on the stock bikes...

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