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I try to have my family eat at 6, kids are usually asleep by 8:30. Most HKers are amazed by this. Also Pick WTF is that red thing in the hair of all your avatars
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:I do not understand how Chinese people stand going to any tourist stop or large event or neighbourhood pool when you literally cannot see a single thing past the crowd of people surrounding you. EDIT: National day, Oct. 1st, 2016. "Lettuce go to the great wall!"  CIGNX posted:This dude coined the term "Thucydides Trap," which is suppose to describe the situation where fear of a emerging new power will cause current dominant powers to go to war with said new emerging power. Grand Fromage posted:There is that dumb number dickwaving but every Chinese person I've ever had a population conversation with thinks it's lovely that China has so many people and wishes it had half as many, I don't think they'd actually care about this one. Riptor posted:Haier you should call your place the plungin' dungeon Haier fucked around with this message at 09:14 on May 25, 2017 |
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poo poo were on our way to HK right now, wonder how crazy it's gonna be
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The Great Autismo! posted:poo poo were on our way to HK right now, wonder how crazy it's gonna be EDIT: MILK POWDER MAD DASH
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going to hk for the dragon boat festival is actually a fun and good idea though because there's an actual activity to attend going to any other tourist attraction on a holiday is dumb
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May 25, 2017 09:25
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China needs more hipsters that doing things that are popular.
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Haier posted:Dragon Bort Festival is coming, and guess what everyone I know wants to do? All go to Hong Kong on the same day, or go to some mountain that everyone else wants to go to at the same time. They get upset when I ask why not do it at a time with less people, like I am asking them to not have any holiday at all. Then comes the whining "OMG, SO MANY PPL" when they do go. ugggggggggggggggggggGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Great Autismo! posted:poo poo were on our way to HK right now, wonder how crazy it's gonna be You really are fine because you won't be shopping or going to all those touristy areas. Man I'm in the shenzhen metro and it's really bad. Lots of security theatre, making me drink my water in front of the guard but none of them really care about security. I also saw a guard hassling a young married couple and made them take their sleeping baby out of the stroller. What the loving gently caress, you think it's the Vietnam war or something where people hide bombs and poo poo? gently caress this poo poo
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And the garbage bins are inconsistently placed. Some are recyclables some aren't and are randomly placed along the station. Why not have recyclables next to non recyclables? I don't get it shenzhen and for being such a new city with all these new metro lines your line transfers and long term station planning is bad. Sure it's cool china that all your cities have a new metro like every year but for Christ's sakes have better planning gently caress you bad planning and go take a loving gently caress dump ccp
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Oh and since stringent have fojar and early Christmas present then here's mine: One belt one road can eat a dick and China should Nah I can't sorry go on but BARF is a stupid idea
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LentThem posted:Related to the above, every slogan or soundbite in China must be exactly 4 words To borrow a phrase from another thread: Big nipples, big life
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caberham posted:And the garbage bins are inconsistently placed. Some are recyclables some aren't and are randomly placed along the station. I'm serious. Just toss it in the rubbish. Someone will be by soon to take it home.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTWf_rWhhWF/?taken-by=marincrops I'm pretty sure these are still made in China.
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Haier posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BTWf_rWhhWF/?taken-by=marincrops Average Marine wouldn't notice the spelling mistake.
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Haier posted:Uhhh, do u know the trash cleaner ppl take the recyclables out of the trash by hand, because they get to keep them and it's a bonus tip to their pay? I rather put it on the edge of the bin or next to the bin like I normally do. Or the trash cleaners can empty the recycling bin for side money, I won't mind
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caberham posted:I rather put it on the edge of the bin or next to the bin like I normally do. I would blow Dane Cook posted:Average Marine wouldn't notice the spelling mistake.
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recycling trash cans are dumb, sort it out at the plant
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Haier posted:LOL if you think the average Mainlander even knows what recycling is or which things go in there. Every divided trash bin in the city is full of everything. The city trash people sort all trash by hand regardless, and whatever they don't get to fast enough will be taken by old people. https://www.instagram.com/p/BUPV0yHhPfm/?taken-by=marincrops I legit would buy this.
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Xerxes17 posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-25/ansell-condoms-sold-to-china/8557648 They are going to be the thinnest condoms regardless of what you buy.
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i'm going to be... sledgehammer https://my.mixtape.moe/vtsclq.mp4
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Xerxes17 posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-25/ansell-condoms-sold-to-china/8557648 They can start charging tons of money for them in China like they for Durex. Chinese are always confused why I don't buy American/Japanese brands and I can't break it to them that rarely is it ever worth the expensive brands. Donless are made in Malaysia, so that's fine by me.
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big time bisexual posted:i'm going to be... sledgehammer I'm the customer sitting nonchalantly in a chair while Crazy Sledgehammer Woman waits for me to get out of the way so she can continue destroying poo poo. Also, I can't remember the last time I saw a real, full-sized, honkin' sledgehammer like that in China so A+ for effort/premeditation in tracking that thing down.
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May 25, 2017 12:51
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Jissbon is my favorite brand name in the world.
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big time bisexual posted:i'm going to be... sledgehammer I think I've seen this one a couple of years ago, or is that another video of the same thing happening again?
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Grand Fromage posted:Jissbon is my favorite brand name in the world. JaucheCharly posted:I think I've seen this one a couple of years ago, or is that another video of the same thing happening again?
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Haier posted:Uhhh, do u know the trash cleaner ppl take the recyclables out of the trash by hand, because they get to keep them and it's a bonus tip to their pay? Lmao this reminded me. So in Brooklyn, we have super anal retentive trashmen. And if your garbage isn't sorted in a very specific way, they won't take it and you'll eat a $50 fine. Cue a middle aged Chinese woman smiling at me and gesturing at the recycling. I tell her not to root around in there and she smiles and nods sagely before tearing into it when I'm not around. I get the fine. I yelled at her, drat near top lungs next time I saw her rooting around. She didn't even get phased. The only thing that's worked is when I walked my dog and she happened to be digging for gold. She scooted off like I was going to maul her but not before eyeballing me and spitting.
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Spray super hot pepper sauce in and around your rubbish. Works on all sorts of pests.
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She wears an elaborate suit of gardeners gloves and detachable forearm sleeves of an indeterminate make. She deals with NYC trash. I could rim my trash can with poo poo like a Vietnam war era pungi pit and she wouldn't be phased.
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May 25, 2017 15:57
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Get some ghosts. Tell her the trash is haunted.
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Rig up a mechanism that'll throw a pie in her face like the Three Stooges. Will cause face loss and she will leave.
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Write a giant number 4 on your bin. Or just start putting it on random items you throw out.
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Haier posted:LOL if you think the average Mainlander even knows what recycling is or which things go in there. Every divided trash bin in the city is full of everything. The city trash people sort all trash by hand regardless, and whatever they don't get to fast enough will be taken by old people. Well the hand sorters sifting through garbage sure know what recycling is, because their livelihoods depend on it  Just because other people do it doesn't mean you should. Whether it's people making money off trash or sorting trash for a living, I don't see a problem in making their jobs easier. Unfortunately Cities across China could definitely have a better recycling program. The bins are badly designed, there's no recycling program for homes and businesses, and then you have a few bad actors of who assume the worst of other people and don't follow the rules. It's a vicious cycle causing people to care less about the environment. Average Mainlander? After working and traveling across the country, nothing is really an average anymore. Besides the squat toilet I guess 
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Steakandchips posted:Just get her arrested. Lol at this suggestion. "Dear police, a woman is in my garbage."
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lol at this suggestion. "Dear police, a woman is in my garbage." She's tampering with garbage, you'd be surprised at what is an offence.
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lol at this suggestion. "Dear police, a woman is in my garbage." I mean, if you get fined because of her actions, surely you could get a restraining order or something.
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The time and effort to go through the NYPD on something like this would be worse than the $50 I lost on a fine. When I got my iPod (lol) stolen 10 years ago they were like, "wow that sucks." And that cost me much more than this fine.
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