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McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Guys, I am most excited this weekend for the possible return of BUT GRO PER, or the somewhat more rare BUT RAI PER. Neither is very likely as Button would need to be in front of a Force India and either a Ferrari or a Haas, but with the pitstops who knows?

1500quidporsche posted:

I am almost certainly penning a letter to one Royal Bank of Canada CEO, David I. McKay, tomorrow. Pertaining first to his company's (of which I am an account holder) continued sponsorship of a poo poo F2 driver, and secondly to my lack of ability to make additional principal only mortgage payments online while drunk at night.

As a fellow Canadian racing fan who is in the process of buying his first house, I would also like to know the outcome.

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McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

CratSock posted:

My kid does. His excuse is he's 18 months old. What's JPM's for drinking babby milk?

When JPM says "whole milk" he means literally milking a cow and drinking it from a bucket, because that's what a man does.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


NBC showing Max's rookie crash.

I cringed when he went into the barriers with his hands still on the wheel.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hass front is the same as the Williams, what the gently caress.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
"People still drive like ****s, nothing's changed," says Button on the radio.

Mods, thread title please.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Theophany posted:

I feel that "Lance Stroll, Lost Control" should be a chant throughout the Monegasque grandstands this weekend.

The first verse of She's Lost Control wouldn't even need to be changed, it's perfect for him.

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.
Ahahahaha! Button on Hamilton into the chicane! Where's a goddamn DOTD poll for the practice sessions?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

gently caress I missed Stroll binning it in pratice?!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Theophany posted:

"People still drive like ****s, nothing's changed," says Button on the radio.

Mods, thread title please.

And then he passed Hamilton like a noob.

Fire Stroll, Grossjean or Palmer and bring back Button.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Theophany posted:

"People still drive like ****s, nothing's changed," says Button on the radio.

Mods, thread title please.

Idly watching FP finally pays off!

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

Norns posted:

gently caress I missed Stroll binning it in pratice?!

Remember when Verstappen crashed out of the race last year? Just visualise that in your head, but with a white car.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
okay first off,

Worst Thread, Worst Posters posted:

2% milk
what the gently caress is wrong with you people

second, is there an actual reason for them doing FP 1 & 2 on Thursday (like a national holiday or somesuch on Friday), or is this just something they do because Monaco needs more reasons to be special?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

td4guy posted:

Remember when Verstappen crashed out of the race last year? Just visualise that in your head, but with a white car.

Lmao so he wrecked at Casino?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Argus Zant posted:

okay first off,

what the gently caress is wrong with you people

second, is there an actual reason for them doing FP 1 & 2 on Thursday (like a national holiday or somesuch on Friday), or is this just something they do because Monaco needs more reasons to be special?

I thhnk fridays is day of commerce

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
It's been Thursday for years and years. Fridays have always been sponsor/special events day in Monaco because frankly if you need this part explained to you then you should probably read up on what Monte Carlo is outside of F1.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

EoRaptor posted:

Still cannot unsee the messed up left rear tire and winglet placement. They are about two feet further 'forward' on the car than they should be. :/

Such powerful autism

Xisticide
Nov 27, 2005
The race used to always be on Ascension Day weekend, so the Friday was a religious holiday. It's not tied to that anymore (although it is actually Ascension Day today) but the day off remains.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Xisticide posted:

The race used to always be on Ascension Day weekend, so the Friday was a religious holiday. It's not tied to that anymore (although it is actually Ascension Day today) but the day off remains.

This post isn't smug and condescending enough.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
gently caress's sake:

"Williams Formula 1 rookie Lance Stroll says he is struggling with the same parts of the Monaco Grand Prix track in real life as he does on his PlayStation."

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/stroll-monaco-f1-playstation-crashl-910273/

"Real cars is hard, daddy help me please!"

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Brainwrong posted:

gently caress's sake:

"Williams Formula 1 rookie Lance Stroll says he is struggling with the same parts of the Monaco Grand Prix track in real life as he does on his PlayStation."

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/stroll-monaco-f1-playstation-crashl-910273/

"Real cars is hard, daddy help me please!"

:laffo:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

McGuinty posted:

Ahahahaha! Button on Hamilton into the chicane! Where's a goddamn DOTD poll for the practice sessions?

That was amazing. JB giving no fucks.

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


Brainwrong posted:

gently caress's sake:

"Williams Formula 1 rookie Lance Stroll says he is struggling with the same parts of the Monaco Grand Prix track in real life as he does on his PlayStation."

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/stroll-monaco-f1-playstation-crashl-910273/

"Real cars is hard, daddy help me please!"

Does he realise F1 2017 isn't out yet?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

What a shitlord

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Brainwrong posted:

gently caress's sake:

"Williams Formula 1 rookie Lance Stroll says he is struggling with the same parts of the Monaco Grand Prix track in real life as he does on his PlayStation."

Hooooooooooly lol. I'm just now beginning to appreciate just how loving in over his head this kid is.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Why the gently caress water down milk?

Whole milk is the only thing that's actually milk.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Renault looks cool.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brainwrong posted:

gently caress's sake:

"Williams Formula 1 rookie Lance Stroll says he is struggling with the same parts of the Monaco Grand Prix track in real life as he does on his PlayStation."

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/stroll-monaco-f1-playstation-crashl-910273/

"Real cars is hard, daddy help me please!"

He's going to be fired mid-season.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Well poo poo if being good as a Playstation game is a yardstick for success I am objectively better than Stroll.

Also, thank you for the thread title.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Ok.

Never thought I'd say this but holy poo poo please bring Pastor back if you're not gonna but di Resta in.

gently caress, Pastor is gonna crash anyway but at least he'd never make a comment like that publicly. God drat.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Human Grand Prix posted:

He's going to be fired mid-season.

He should have been fired before Australia.

Get Rossi on the phone! :getin:

(He won't go)

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I really wonder what the crowd reaction will be like for Stroll at Montreal.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Did Canadians like Paul Tracy?

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

gret posted:

I really wonder what the crowd reaction will be like for Stroll at Montreal.

The majority of the crowd won't get the chance to react at all when he bins it in the first corner

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Norns posted:

Did Canadians like Paul Tracy?

Paul Tracy was a loving ogre.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Paul Tracy can actually drive fast before crashing.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
This is a post-Adam Parr Williams with Claire in charge and Paddy Lowe as part of the team. Williams is financially much better off than the past few years (thank you, Parr) and Paddy himself is not going to tolerate Lance Stroll. You could tell as much with that non-answer he gave in response to Stroll being poo poo and the criticism he's generated. If Lance is dropped mid-season I'd highly suspect that Paddy was the one that really pushed for it.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Paul Tracy was retarded.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Also he had really stupid hair.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wirth1000 posted:

This is a post-Adam Parr Williams with Claire in charge and Paddy Lowe as part of the team. Williams is financially much better off than the past few years (thank you, Parr) and Paddy himself is not going to tolerate Lance Stroll. You could tell as much with that non-answer he gave in response to Stroll being poo poo and the criticism he's generated. If Lance is dropped mid-season I'd highly suspect that Paddy was the one that really pushed for it.


If Lowe had any say at all Stroll wouldn't have been there initially.

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Paul Tracy is what Mike Tyson would have been if he raced cars instead of boxing. And, even then, Paul Tracy was still an ogreish pugilist. He was a piece of poo poo and a moron.

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