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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
if this game lets me be the foreign menace that rednecks fear it will be GOTY

of course they're going to remove all pretenses of Liberal/Conservative partisanship and make the bad guys whacko cultists, but I'll probably play the game and ignore that, and just fantasize about killing right-wingers

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
imo the body slammed reporter should be this game's protagonist.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I don't think the people in the comments get the joke

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Tumble posted:

if this game lets me be the foreign menace that rednecks fear it will be GOTY

of course they're going to remove all pretenses of Liberal/Conservative partisanship and make the bad guys whacko cultists, but I'll probably play the game and ignore that, and just fantasize about killing right-wingers

worse/better. rumor is black dude

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Bombadilillo posted:

worse/better. rumor is black dude

ha, knew it. they're going for maximum sensationalism and free press coverage

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub posted:

ha, knew it. they're going for maximum sensationalism and free press coverage

I hope so.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Bombadilillo posted:

worse/better. rumor is black dude

it would be cool if you played as executive-level dude who's going to some manufacturing plant to streamline processes but at the end of this ordeal you're like "actually just close the plant even though it's the only place of employment in the area, this place is hosed up" and then *credits*

basically just make a shooter that pisses in the faces of the rural poor and then laugh as it makes many hundreds of millions of dollars anyways

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I heard black cop. Who knows though.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I heard he's going to be in a wheelchair and have dwarfism. Also he's going to drop the guns a lot because he has sensitive skin and those barrels can get pretty hot.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Instead of Radio Towers you'll be taking over Backwoods Churches, and instead of infiltrating Outposts you'll be infiltrating either Doomsday Bunkers. Either that or Hunting/Gun Clubs.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

big nipples big life posted:

I'm pretty sure Africa and the Himalayas are real dude.

So you believe the nation of Kyrat is real? lol

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

So you believe the nation of Kyrat is real? lol

it's real to me, damnit

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

So you believe the nation of Kyrat is real? lol

It's not?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Anyone whose been the the Himalayan region will tell you of course it's real

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Caufman posted:

Anyone whose been the the Himalayan region will tell you of course it's real

They are also just stuffed with endangered rhinos.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
That's a part of Pagan Min's incredibly successful conservation efforts.

Of course, the son of Mohan Ghale would use that as a pretext for rampant poaching so he can have a new messenger bag.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

it's totally real, right next to Panau, my favorite island getaway from just cause 2

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Your tranq crossbow gets less effective as the game goes on, as the sedative is opioid-based and your enemies will become increasingly degenerate and resistant to its effects

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

CharlestonJew posted:

too bad the game sucked poo poo and was boring as hell to play

Don't sign your posts.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
In a knowing nod to the popular racial satire "Get Out', it will be possible to repurpose an elk antler into a melee weapon and stab white people in the neck with it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Squashing Machine posted:

In a knowing nod to the popular racial satire "Get Out'
Another SA meme gone mainstream

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Lol if you play this instead of waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 in 2019. The only good Ubisoft games have Rayman in them.

Rainbow Six Siege is pretty good because its initial sales projections tanked horribly so they decided to spend as little money as possible and continue having one smaller team craft it toward a very specific niche instead of throwing tons of money and development teams towards sequels aimed at a general audience a'la CoD/BF

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

scrubs season six posted:

What video games are out there for people that want to shoot SJWs and virtue signallers and transgenders?

There are several. Here's a list

-Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
-Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
-The Karate Kid (NES)
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (NES)
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
-Back to the Future (NES)
-Back to the Future pt. II and III (NES)
-McKids (NES)
-Wally Bear and the NO Gang (NES)
-Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu (NES)
-Top Gun (NES)
-Top Gun: The Second Mission (NES)
-Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones (NES)
-Friday the 13th (NES)
-A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
-Super Glove Ball (NES)
-Metroid (NES)
-Double Dragon (NES)
-Castlevania (NES)
-Kung Fu Heroes (NES)
-Bubble Bobble (NES)
-Lifeforce (NES)
-Jackal (NES)
-The Legend of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)
-RC Pro-Am (NES)
-Rad Racer (NES)
-Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! (NES)
-Contra (NES)
-Super Mario Bros. (NES)
-Rocky (Master System)
-Bible Adventures (NES)
-Bible Buffet (NES)
-Super 3D Noah's Ark (SNES)
-Spiritual Warfare (NES)
-King of Kings: The Early Years (NES)
-Super Breakout (5200)
-Ghostbusters (NES)
-Ghostbusters (2600)
-Ghostbusters (Master System)
-Ghostbusters II (NES)
-Ghostbusters (Genesis)
-Spider-Man (2600)
-Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six (NES)
-The Amazing Spider-Man (Gameboy)
-Spider-Man 2 (GBA)
-Ground Zero: Texas (SEGA CD)
-Slam City with Scottie Pippen (SEGA CD)
-Double Switch (SEGA CD)
-Night Trap (SEGA CD)
-Corpse Killer (SEGA CD)
-Time Gal (SEGA CD)
-Lethal Enforcers (SEGA CD)
-The Adventures of Willy Beamish (SEGA CD)
-Road Avenger (SEGA CD)
-Jurassic Park (SEGA CD)
-Prize-Fighter (SEGA CD)
-Sol-Feace (SEGA CD)
-The Terminator (SEGA CD)
-Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective (SEGA CD)
-Dracula Unleashed (SEGA CD)
-Bram Stoker's Dracula (SEGA CD)
-The Terminator (SEGA CD)
-Wonder Dog (SEGA CD)
-Sewer Shark (SEGA CD)
-Sonic CD (SEGA CD)
-Primal Rage (32X)
-DOOM (32X)
-Virtua Fighter (32X)
-Star Wars Arcade (32X)
-Silver Surfer (NES)
-Die Hard (NES)
-Independence Day (PS1)
-The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants (NES)
-The Simpsons: Bart vs. the World (NES)
-The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout (NES)
-Custer's Revenge (2600)
-Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em (2600)
-Bachelorette Party (2600)
-Gigolo (2600)
-Philly Flasher (2600)
-Cathouse Blues (2600)
-Knight on the Town (2600)
-Jungle Fever (2600)
-Fester's Quest (NES)
-The Addams Family (Genesis)
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2600)
-Halloween (2600)
-Haunted House (2600)
-Frankenstein's Monster (2600)
-Dragon's Lair (NES)
-Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (NES)
-Shaq Fu (SNES)
-Far Cry: Vengeance (Wii)
-Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz (Wii)
-Boogie (Wii)
-Rambo: First Blood Part II (Master System)
-Rambo III (Master System)
-Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
-Galactic Pinball (Virtual Boy)
-Teleroboxer (Virtual Boy)
-Red Alarm (Virtual Boy)
-Wario Land (Virtual Boy)
-Panic Bomber (Virtual Boy)
-Mario Clash (Virtual Boy)
-Nester's Funky Bowling (Virtual Boy)
-Virtual League Baseball (Virtual Boy)
-Vertical Force (Virtual Boy)
-Golf (Virtual Boy)
-3D Tetris (Virtual Boy)
-Waterworld (Virtual Boy)
-Jack Bros. (Virtual Boy)
-The Wizard of Oz (SNES)
-Space Battle (Intellivision)
-Mission X (Intellivision)
-Utopia (Intellivision)
-Masters of the Universe: The Power of He-Man (Intellivision)
-Vectron (Intellivision)
-Tron: Deadly Discs (Intellivision)
-Thin Ice (Intellivision)
-Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (Intellivision)
-Space Spartans (Intellivision)
-Microsurgeon (Intellivision)
-Frog Bog (Intellivision)
-Buzz Bombers (Intellivision)
-Space Hawk (Intellivision)
-Boxing (Intellivision)
-SNAFU (Intellivision)
-Montezuma's Revenge (ColecoVision)
-Rocky Super Action Boxing (ColecoVision)
-Cabbage Patch Kids: Adventure in the Park (ColecoVision)
-Campaign '84 (ColecoVision)
-Chuck Norris Superkicks (ColecoVision)
-Dance Fantasy (ColecoVision)
-Dr. Suess' Fix-Up the Mix-Up Puzzler (ColecoVision)
-Learning With Leeper (ColecoVision)
-Looping (ColecoVision)
-Robin Hood (ColecoVision)
-Slurpy (ColecoVision)
-Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel's Castle (ColecoVision)
-Wargames (ColecoVision)
-War Room (ColecoVision)
-Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
-Beetlejuice (NES)
-Raiders of the Lost Ark (2600)
-Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (NES)
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (NES [Taito])
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (NES [Ubisoft])
-Indiana Jones' Greatest Adventures (SNES)
-Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Vectrex)
-Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator (2600)
-Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator (ColecoVision)
-Star Trek: 25th Anniversary (NES)
-Superman (Atari 2600)
-Superman (NES)
-Superman: Man of Steel (Commodore 64)
-Superman 64 (N64)
-Batman: The Caped Crusader (Commodore 64)
-Batman (NES)
-Batman Returns (SNES)
-Batman Returns (SEGA CD)
-Batman Returns (Lynx)
-The Adventures of Batman & Robin (SNES
-Batman Forever (SNES)
-Batman: Return of the Joker (NES)
-Batman: Return of the Joker (Gameboy)
-Batman: Revenge of the Joker (Genesis)
-Deadly Towers(NES)
-Battletoads (NES)
-Dick Tracy (NES)
-The Count (VIC-20)
-Drac's Night Out (Intellivision)
-Dracula: Crazy Vampire (NES)
-Sesame Street: Countdown (GBC)
-Bram Stoker's Dracula (NES)
-Bram Stoker's Dracula (SNES)
-Bram Stoker's Dracula (Genesis)
-Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (SNES)
-The Adventures of Dr. Franken (SNES)
-Frankenstein: The Monster Returns (NES)
-Hotel Mario (CD-i)
-Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (CD-i)
-Link: The Faces of Evil (CD-i)
-Zelda's Adventure (CD-i)
-Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land (NES)
-Noah's Ark (NES)
-Joshua (NES)
-Menace Beach (NES)
-Sunday Funday (NES)
-Moses: The Exodus (CD-i)
-David and Goliath (CD-i)
-The Story of Samson (CD-i)
-King James Bible (Gameboy)
-Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Genesis
-Milon's Secret Castle (NES)
-Tempest 2000 (Jaguar)
-Alien vs. Predator (Jaguar)
-DOOM (Jaguar)
-Attack of the Mutant Penguins (Jaguar)
-Kasumi Ninja (Jaguar)
-Cybermorph (Jaguar)
-Metal Gear (NES)
-Tennis (Odyssey)
-Skiing (Odyssey)
-Simon Says (Odyssey)
-Football (Odyssey)
-Hockey (Odyssey)
-Analogic (Odyssey)
-Cat and Mouse (Odyssey)
-Haunted House (Odyssey)
-Submarine (Odyssey)
-States (Odyssey)
-Roulette (Odyssey)
-The Uncanny X-Men (NES)
-Wolverine (NES)
-X-Men (Arcade)
-X-Men (Genesis)
-X-Men 2: Clone Wars (Genesis)
-The Terminator (NES)
-The Terminator (SNES)
-T2: The Arcade Game (SNES)
-T2: The Arcade Game (Genesis)
-T2: The Arcade Game (Gameboy)
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day (NES)
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Gameboy)
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day (SNES)
-Transformers: The Battle to Save the Earth (Commodore 64)
-The Transformers: Mystery of Convoy (Famicom)
-Mario is Missing! (NES)
-Mario is Missing! (SNES)
-Mario's Time Machine (NES)
-Mario's Time Machine (SNES)
-Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (3DO)
-The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle (NES)
-The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle 2 (Gameboy)
-Bugs Bunny: Crazy Castle 3 (Gameboy)
-Crazy Castle 4 (GBC)
-Woody Woodpecker in Crazy Castle 5 (GBA)
-Super Pitfall (NES)
-Godzilla: Monster of Monsters (NES)
-Godzilla: War of the Monsters (NES)
-Godzilla (Gameboy)
-Super Godzilla (SNES)
-Godzilla: Kaijuu Daikessen (Super Famicom)
-Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters! Melee (Xbox)
-Godzilla: Save the Earth (Xbox)
-Godzilla: Unleashed (PS2)
-Wayne's World (NES)
-Wayne's World (SNES)
-Castlevania (NES)
-Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse (NES)
-Super Castlevania IV (SNES)
-Castlevania: Dracula X (SNES)
-Castlevania (N64)
-Castlevania: Bloodlines (Genesis)
-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PS1)
-Little Red Hood (NES)
-Winter Games (NES)
-Street Fighter 2010 (NES)
-Fighting Street (TurboGrafx-CD)
-Street Fighter: The Movie (Saturn)
-Hydlide (NES)
-Ninja Gaiden (NES)
-SwordQuest (2600)
-Pong (Unisonic Tournament 1000)
-Pong (APF TV Fun)
-Pong (Wonder Wizard)
-Pong (RCA Studio II)
-Pong (TV Scoreboard)
-Pong (Super Pong Tellagame)
-Pong (Colorsport VIII)
-Pong (Ricochet)
-Pong (4 Way Video Game)
-Pong (TV Game 6)
-Pong (Volley 6)
-Pong (Odyssey 4000)
-Pong (Fairchild Channel F)
-Pong (Coleco Telstar)
-Pong (Coleco Telstar Arcade)
-Action 52 (NES)
-Cheetahmen II (NES)
-Action 52 (Genesis)
-Pac-Man (NES)
-Super Team Games (NES)
-Mega Man 2 (NES)
-Mega Man 5 (NES)
-Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)
-Super Mario World (SNES)
-Mountain King (2600)
-The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
-Rocky (PS2)
-Back to the Future Part III (Genesis)
-Super Back to the Future II (Super Famicom)
-Lester the Unlikely (SNES)
-Town & Country Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage (NES)
-Circus Caper (NES)
-Fist of the Northstar (NES)
-Day Dreamin' Davey (NES)
-Star Wars: The Arcade Game (2600)
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (2600)
-Star Wars: Return of the Jedi: Death Star Battle (2600)
-Star Wars: Jedi Arena (2600)
-Star Wars (Famicom)
-Star Wars (NES)
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (NES)
-Super Star Wars (SNES)
-Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (SNES)
-Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (SNES)
-Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire (N64)
-Gyromite (NES)
-Stack-Up (NES)
-Jaws (NES)
-Hook (NES)
-Jurassic Park (NES)
-Jurassic Park (Genesis)
-Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition (Genesis)
-Jurassic Park (SNES)
-Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues (SNES)
-Jurassic Park Interactive (3DO)
-UFI und sein gefhrlicher Einsatz (2600)
-Barbie (NES)
-Kid Kool (NES)
-Nintendo World Championships (NES)
-Dark Castle (Genesis)
-Dark Castle (CD-i)
-Caltron 6 in 1 (NES)
-Spiritual Warfare (Genesis)
-Bible Adventures (Genesis)
-Total Recall (NES)
-Last Action Hero (NES)
-Conan (NES)
-Commando (NES)
-Predator (NES)
-Ghosts n' Goblins (NES)
-Football (2600)
-RealSports Football (2600)
-Super Challenge Football (2600)
-Super Football (2600)
-Basketball (2600)
-Home Run (2600)
-Super Challenge Baseball (2600)
-RealSports Baseball (2600)
-Ice Hockey (2600)
-RealSports Volleyball (2600)
-Boxing (2600)
-RealSports Boxing (2600)
-Tennis (2600)
-RealSports Tennis (2600)
-Grand Prix (2600)
-Math Grand Prix (2600)
-Karate (2600)
-International Soccer (2600)
-Pel's Soccer (2600)
-Golf (2600)
-Miniature Golf (2600)
-Ikari Warriors (NES)
-Toxic Crusaders (Gameboy)
-Toxic Crusaders (Genesis)
-Toxic Crusaders (NES)
-Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)
-Gauntlet (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Altered Beast (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Karnov (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Jurassic Park (Tiger handheld LCD)
-DuckTales (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Chip n' Dale: Rescue Rangers (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones (Tiger handheld LCD)
-X-Men (Tiger handheld LCD)
-The Flintstones (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Batman Returns (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Mega Man 2 (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Street Fighter II: The World Warrior (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Shinobi (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Sonic 3D Blast (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Dinosaurs (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Full House (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Electronic Bowling (Tiger handheld LCD)
-Double Dragon (Tiger wrist game)
-Batman Returns (Tiger wrist game)
-Lights Out (Game.com)
-Mortal Kombat Trilogy (Game.com)
-Duke Nukem 3D (Game.com)
-The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Game.com)
-Batman & Robin (Game.com)
-Resident Evil 2 (Game.com)
-Batman Forever (R-Zone)
-Alien 3 (NES)
-The Angry Video Game (PC)
-AVGN Pixel Land Blast (PC)
-AVGN KO Boxing (2600)
-AVGN Planet (PC)
-AVGN Game Over I & II (PC)
-The Angry Video Game Nerd (2600)
-AVGN vs. Dr. Wily (NES)
-Texting of the Bread (iOS)
-AVGN Adventures (PC)
-Skate or Die! (NES)
-Bad Dudes (NES)
-Karate Champ (NES)
-Sonic Blast (Game Gear)
-Sonic Labyrinth (Game Gear)
-Sonic R (Saturn)
-Sonic Shuffle (Dreamcast)
-Shadow the Hedgehog (GameCube)
-Where's Waldo? (NES)
-A Boy and His Blob (NES)
-The Three Stooges (NES)
-Home Improvement (SNES)
-Pit Fighter (SNES)
-Bubsy 3D (PS1)
-Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage (SNES)
-Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC)
-Desert Bus (SEGA CD)
-Castlevania II: Simon's Quest Redaction (NES)
-E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (2600)
-Tagin' Dragon (NES)
-ALF (Master System)
-CrazyBus (Genesis)
-The Ren & Stimpy Show: Fire Dogs (SNES)
-The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (NES)
-Mary-Kate and Ashley: Get a Clue (GBC)
-V.I.P. (PS1)
-Lethal Weapon (NES)
-Porky's (2600)
-X-Men (HyperScan)
-Marvel Heroes (HyperScan)
-Interstellar Wrestling League (HyperScan)
-Ben 10 (HyperScan)
-Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure (GameCube)
-LJN Video Art (LJN Video Art)
-Hong Kong 97 (Super Famicom)
-Moon Ranger (NES)
-Kid Niki: Radical Ninja (NES)
-Dudes With Attitude (NES)
-Deathbots (NES)
-Mad Max (NES)
-Darkwing Duck (TurboGrafx 16)
-Seaman (Dreamcast)
-The Crow: City of Angels (Saturn)
-Pro Wrestling (Master System)
-Shatterhand (NES)
-Action Fighter (Master System)
-Shingen the Ruler (NES)
-Phalanx (SNES)
-Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys (PS2)
-Action in New York (NES)
-Rallo Gump (DOS)
-Ghost Lion (NES)
-Eliminator Boat Duel (NES)
-Street Hockey '95 (SNES)
-Irritating Stick (PS1)
-Crackout (NES)
-Cock'in (Commodore 64)
-Treasure Master (NES)
-Karnaaj Rally (GBA)
-Hell Fighter (NES)
-Scrapyard Dog (7800)
-Rollerblade Racer (NES)
-Killer Kong (ZX Spectrum)
-Hammerin' Harry (NES)
-Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (N64)
-Super Super Sumos (GBA)
-The Ultimate Stuntman (NES)
-X-Man (2600)
-Mega Man X5 (PS1)
-Mega Man (DOS)
-Mega Man Legends (PS1)
-Mega Man X7 (PS2)
-Paperboy (NES)
-Beavis and Butt-Head (Genesis)
-Beavis and Butt-Head (SNES)
-Extreme Sports with the Berenstain Bears (GBC)
-Berenstain Bears (2600)
-The Berenstain Bears' Camping Adventure (Genesis)
-Eternal Champions (Genesis)
-Streets of Rage 2 (Genesis)
-Evander Holyfield's Real Deal Boxing (Genesis)
-Street Fighter II (Genesis)
-Sonic the Hedgehog (Genesis)
-PGA European Tour (Genesis)
-RBI Baseball (Genesis)
-Menacer 6-Game Cartridge (Genesis)
-Chojin Sentai Jetman (Famicom)
-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SNES)
-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie (SNES)
-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (Genesis)
-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (SEGA CD)
-Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue (N64)
-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (Gameboy)
-Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie (Gameboy)
-Sonic the Hedgehog (Xbox 360)

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bombadilillo posted:

Its almost as if the protagonist you play isn't a good guy. Like, that's the point. Its not some "Nathan drake is a mass murderer and that clashes with the plot" thing
The plot is that who YOU are is capable of whats bolded in your stuff. That IS the point.

This is a convenient reading of the game that ultimately wasn't what they were going for hth

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

nigga crab pollock posted:

This is a convenient reading of the game that ultimately wasn't what they were going for hth

Have you heard of death of the author?

FYI it means when gamers send death threats to a game dev because the frame rate gets kind of fucky sometimes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i hope u play as a bad rear end lesbian rear end kicker!!! :clint:

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

numberoneposter posted:

i hope u play as a bad rear end lesbian rear end kicker!!! :clint:

I don't get it, what's this character's motivation for beating up lesbians

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
You will play as Eagle-Heart Hussein, a native American Muslim woman who must destroy the patriarchy after he husband moved the family to Montana.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Squashing Machine posted:

I don't get it, what's this character's motivation for beating up lesbians
well for starters they are just so darn cute <:mad:>

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Have you heard of death of the author?

FYI it means when gamers send death threats to a game dev because the frame rate gets kind of fucky sometimes

death of the author is ultimately a lame postmodernist copout that lets ideologically minded jerkoffs separate their work from the context of the reality it was authored in and makes it vastly easier to sniff your own farts. it's not like its a bad concept, authorial intent is't always what a work ends up depicting, but its bred this acceptable attitude of ignorant agnosticism of the artist which usually ends up just being abused in fallacious arguments like this one where people jump up and say the dissonance between the story and gameplay is the whole point of the game when in actuality its just an artefact of the game trying to be six things at once and developed by a studio with a high turnover rate on a max time crunch attempting to re-bake the half cooked game concept that got dumpstered

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

it;s the same thing that allows people to think it makes sense to claim that Shakespeare was writing about transgender rights

Flubby
Feb 28, 2006
Fun Shoe
I'm pretty sure Bioshock Infinite did take a stance. I had to look up the quote that was at the center of the kerfuffle when the game first came out. When the oppressed minorities fought back and started killing people Booker and Elizabeth stop Fitzroy (leader of the resistance) from killing a white child. After Elizabeth says, "In the end the only difference between Fitzroy and Comstock is how you spell their name." So yeah, the game definitely had an opinion on how you were supposed to feel about it. Both sides were portrayed as bad. At least through the eyes of the protagonists. Take it however you want.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

holy poo poo lmao

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

nigga crab pollock posted:

death of the author is ultimately a lame postmodernist copout that lets ideologically minded jerkoffs separate their work from the context of the reality it was authored in and makes it vastly easier to sniff your own farts. it's not like its a bad concept, authorial intent is't always what a work ends up depicting, but its bred this acceptable attitude of ignorant agnosticism of the artist which usually ends up just being abused in fallacious arguments like this one where people jump up and say the dissonance between the story and gameplay is the whole point of the game when in actuality its just an artefact of the game trying to be six things at once and developed by a studio with a high turnover rate on a max time crunch attempting to re-bake the half cooked game concept that got dumpstered

I find this post very credible because the poster is clearly an expert at sniffing their own farts.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Flubby posted:

I'm pretty sure Bioshock Infinite did take a stance. I had to look up the quote that was at the center of the kerfuffle when the game first came out. When the oppressed minorities fought back and started killing people Booker and Elizabeth stop Fitzroy (leader of the resistance) from killing a white child. After Elizabeth says, "In the end the only difference between Fitzroy and Comstock is how you spell their name." So yeah, the game definitely had an opinion on how you were supposed to feel about it. Both sides were portrayed as bad. At least through the eyes of the protagonists. Take it however you want.

I'm pretty sure the reason the Bioshock Infinite devs did that (and the reason FC5 will be doing that) is because it angered lots of people enough that they still reflexively namedrop Bioshock Infinite like they did in this thread, to the point where this 'controversy' is the only reason I've seen people bring Bioshock: Infinite up over the last few years. Ask yourself: If they hadn't done that would anyone actually remember or discuss Bioshock Infinite at all, ever?

No.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Flubby posted:

I'm pretty sure Bioshock Infinite did take a stance. I had to look up the quote that was at the center of the kerfuffle when the game first came out. When the oppressed minorities fought back and started killing people Booker and Elizabeth stop Fitzroy (leader of the resistance) from killing a white child. After Elizabeth says, "In the end the only difference between Fitzroy and Comstock is how you spell their name." So yeah, the game definitely had an opinion on how you were supposed to feel about it. Both sides were portrayed as bad. At least through the eyes of the protagonists. Take it however you want.

Which is a retarded stance to take.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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nigga crab pollock posted:

death of the author is ultimately a lame postmodernist copout that lets ideologically minded jerkoffs separate their work from the context of the reality it was authored in and makes it vastly easier to sniff your own farts. it's not like its a bad concept, authorial intent is't always what a work ends up depicting, but its bred this acceptable attitude of ignorant agnosticism of the artist which usually ends up just being abused in fallacious arguments like this one where people jump up and say the dissonance between the story and gameplay is the whole point of the game when in actuality its just an artefact of the game trying to be six things at once and developed by a studio with a high turnover rate on a max time crunch attempting to re-bake the half cooked game concept that got dumpstered

Ok cool but did you see my joke about gamers sending death threats because that's why I made the post because caring about video games is stupid

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Anyone who makes an argument that explicitly relies on death of the author, that is you must deliberately ignore known authorial/creative intent in order to make your case, you're a full of poo poo retard that's definitely a methane huffer. I'm glad I'm not alone in feeling this way.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I think people who actually care about videogame story motifs are pathetic.

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Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

Which is a retarded stance to take.

And yet here we are in the year 2017, derailing a poo poo thread over poo poo game.

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