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Squashing Machine posted:D&D mod at day one: I'm really excited for my first day moderating the D&D forums! I'm going to do my best to encourage open and active discussion from all sides of the aisle! Everyone deserves an equal chance to express their views! Why is there no thread inciting a petition to let GBS mod D&D for a month? I want to watch that. So loving bad.
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I'm going to ask some tough questions: are the virgins actually people? Are they just people-like dolls created by god? I doubt the virgins want to be part of the virgin harem. How are there enough virgins that people can get 72 of them? That's a lot? What age are they? Are they like, hot and stuff? Do they all look about the same or is there a sort of unfortunate variety like there is in real life? Will they all descend upon me to gently caress me at once, instantly killing me in heaven?
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May 25, 2017 21:55
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Make boosted the D&D mod
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May 25, 2017 21:57
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EX250 Type R posted:That would be hell imo Not for the dudes. quote:In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts. Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".
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May 25, 2017 21:58
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May 25, 2017 21:59
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Yo I don't want to gently caress no virgin jellyfish.
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May 25, 2017 21:59
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spacetoaster posted:They're perpetual virgins. They are male D&D virgins,
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May 25, 2017 22:00
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Well I wasn't on board, but then I saw all that poo poo about seeing the marrow and hooooly poo poo sign me up
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May 25, 2017 22:00
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Imagine if Spunky was a DnD mod.
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May 25, 2017 22:01
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Terrific Accident posted:I'm going to ask some tough questions: are the virgins actually people? Are they just people-like dolls created by god? I doubt the virgins want to be part of the virgin harem. How are there enough virgins that people can get 72 of them? That's a lot? What age are they? Are they like, hot and stuff? Do they all look about the same or is there a sort of unfortunate variety like there is in real life? Will they all descend upon me to gently caress me at once, instantly killing me in heaven? The better question is why anyone would expect religious migrants who anticipate a sexual slave market as their heavenly reward to integrate well with western society at all Edit: gently caress yeah skeleton brides as far as the eye can see!!
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May 25, 2017 22:02
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Snatch Duster posted:Imagine if Spunky was a DnD mod. I think it should be us. If it were for a month I guarantee people would be asking for month long probs just to escape.
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May 25, 2017 22:03
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spacetoaster posted:I think it should be us. I'll make a whitehouse.org petition.
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May 25, 2017 22:04
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FisheyStix posted:a sexual slave market Wasn't there a big time feminist poster who got caught writing some horrific rape porn because that's what gets her off? I imagine there's a lot of lefties who get off on that poo poo.
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May 25, 2017 22:05
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spacetoaster posted:I think it should be us. If they were serious about being a proper debate and discussion forum, they would not insist on far left mods who disallow anything they see as wrongthink and turn a blind eye to their posters who constantly shitpost.
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May 25, 2017 22:05
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Fog Tripper posted:If they were serious about being a proper debate and discussion forum, they would not insist on far left mods who disallow anything they see as wrongthink and turn a blind eye to their posters who constantly shitpost. For a subforum of GBS that has the rule "no low content posts" and "no cheerleading" they sure allow a lot of posts like: "Someone ban Fog tripper please!" "Mods, make Fog Tripper leave this thread!"
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May 25, 2017 22:07
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spacetoaster posted:Not for the dudes. Well, I'm sold
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May 25, 2017 22:08
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As mod, I would rule with honor and insanity Edit: integrity
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May 25, 2017 22:09
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*muhammed sitting at a writing desk, scribbling away* And... when you get there... you get to gently caress whoever you want. And no one can stop you, and your dick is always hard. And nobody can stop you. Nobody. Even if they're 9. Nobody. *most popular religion on earth*
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May 25, 2017 22:10
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Fog Tripper posted:If they were serious about being a proper debate and discussion forum, they would not insist on far left mods who disallow anything they see as wrongthink and turn a blind eye to their posters who constantly shitpost. The only safe thing to do in DnD if you lean right, in their mind, is shitpost. If you actually debate them with conservative or any opinion that is deemed not correct, they'll probe you for a week/month or outright ban you. Safer to shitpost, get a sixer, and return to continue shitposting because they can easily defeat those posts with their superior logic and rationality. DnD is garbage and if it isn't gassed we should be allowed to have a thread in GBS called poo poo That DnD Says .txt
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May 25, 2017 22:10
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spacetoaster posted:Not for the dudes. nah, sex with a virgin lady is very bloody and not all that enjoyable IME
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May 25, 2017 22:10
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EX250 Type R posted:nah, sex with a virgin lady is very bloody and not all that enjoyable IME Are we sure it's literally virgin and not "nubile woman"?
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May 25, 2017 22:11
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I'd think 72 sluts that know how to bone is preferable over 72 awkward virgins but nothing makes sense with this bullshit religion.
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May 25, 2017 22:12
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Are we sure it's literally virgin and not "nubile woman"? I am unsure of anything except: Sten Freak posted:I'd think 72 sluts that know how to bone is preferable over 72 awkward virgins but nothing makes sense with this bullshit religion.
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May 25, 2017 22:13
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Bacon, slow cooked pork BBQ, and booze are also no go. SIGN ME UP!
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May 25, 2017 22:13
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spacetoaster posted:Wasn't there a big time feminist poster who got caught writing some horrific rape porn because that's what gets her off? wizard of eggplants
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May 25, 2017 22:13
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alcohol is bad for your health, destroys you mentally and physically. pork is disgusting, a filthy animal, full of disease islam is trying to help you
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May 25, 2017 22:30
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They're not virgins in the sense of being humans who have not had sex. They're a specific kind of spirit creature created specifically in order to serve believers in the afterlife. Make of that what you will, idk wtf.
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May 25, 2017 22:37
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Snatch Duster posted:The only safe thing to do in DnD if you lean right, in their mind, is shitpost. If you actually debate them with conservative or any opinion that is deemed not correct, they'll probe you for a week/month or outright ban you. Because Native Americans think like this, White folks think like That.
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May 25, 2017 22:38
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staberind posted:Because Native Americans think like this, White folks think like That. Sorry if my Nativism offends you delicate white sensibilities.
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May 25, 2017 22:40
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Snatch Duster posted:The only safe thing to do in DnD if you lean right, in their mind, is shitpost. If you actually debate them with conservative or any opinion that is deemed not correct, they'll probe you for a week/month or outright ban you.
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May 25, 2017 22:40
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I'm sorry you were probed for suggesting we watch a video using the death of children to promote a white racists point of view. But not quite as sorry as you thought I was talking about you, then got caremad. staberind fucked around with this message at 22:47 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 22:42
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staberind posted:I'm sorry you were probed for suggesting we watch a video using the death of children to promote a white racists point of view. hrey guys we can call each other cunts and dicks these aren't sexist at all, but god forbid someone talk about something topical -poo poo head violence promoting "left wing" antifa lmao listen im sorry you guys are mentally ill i really do hope you can get the help you need before you get blown up in a sucide bombing at least youre not racist though!
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May 25, 2017 22:45
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Piss de Bundy posted:alcohol is bad for your health, destroys you mentally and physically. pork is disgusting, a filthy animal, full of disease i'm not racist, but muslims have the best hash
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spacetoaster posted:Wasn't there a big time feminist poster who got caught writing some horrific rape porn because that's what gets her off? I know I do.
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May 25, 2017 22:46
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spacetoaster posted:relating hadith that describe Paradise as a slave market Yeah that sounds about right.
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May 25, 2017 22:46
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virgins wouldn't even be good its like the worst sex ever. i'll take 72 slam pigs thanks
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May 25, 2017 22:48
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slam whale holy grail makes sense now
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May 25, 2017 22:50
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So is Snatch Duster one of those people who claims to be indian because hes like 5% Cherokee?
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May 25, 2017 22:50
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maskenfreiheit posted:i'm not racist, but muslims have the best hash thats like, 30 or so years ago, now anyone can have the best bud, then make bho or hash from it. I got 99 problems but "ism's" are none of them. morally adept posted:So is Snatch Duster one of those people who claims to be indian because hes like 5% Cherokee? Who cares, unless He's Lacota Soux, then I'll give my mate a call and we can giggle about him. staberind fucked around with this message at 22:54 on May 25, 2017 |
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islam allows you to grow a cool beard, dictates women must shave their pubic and arm hair, and lets you have up to 4 wives i dont see any downsides to this why are you all complaining so much god drat
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