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Barudak posted:Boy, in the dam level there is a jump. Only once you can clear it, will i call you my son. But dad, I figured out you can just walk over it!
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Rutibex posted:i just got one of these for dear little Hayden, for the vitamins
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Justin Godscock posted:But dad, I figured out you can just walk over it! I have never been more proud of you, son.
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Rutibex posted:i just got one of these for dear little Hayden, for the vitamins 
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May 25, 2017 23:53
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Rutibex posted:i just got one of these for dear little Hayden, for the vitamins Even if it were totally safe in every way, vaping should still be illegal.
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*Plays Contra together* "Daaaaaad, stop stealing my lives and bogging me down in the waterfall level. Just because you suck doesn't mean I should have to prop you up. "  " Son, welcome to the Republican Party! "
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Of all the poo poo that stupid parents do, I draw the absolute line at anti-vaxxers. Like I am laughing because I can identify with a handful of the stuff posted here but my kid is getting his first round of shots right on time. You could unschool your vegan toddler with minimal screen time and share it all on their personal instagram but vaccinate your goddamn children. Yeah, but Facebook tells me otherwise, so STFU.  That Zuckerberg's got a lot to answer for, although the same thing could have happened if MySpace was still king, I suppose.
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May 26, 2017 02:35
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If your sons ELO is in some trash 2200 bracket in Overwatch you should just kill yourself in shame.
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May 26, 2017 03:27
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Barudak posted:Sure, you could pick a younger name. Some people cant help but be gauche. Lol this is extremely close to my name. I've never met anyone else with my name IRL and am almost 30
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I worked with a lady named Jhahnisse today (Janice) I also have a coworker who just had a kid and named HIM Rubee. He was legit upset his wife wouldn't let him pick Rupee. Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 03:44 on May 26, 2017 |
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May 26, 2017 03:42
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The kid's birthday parties have no food or drink because every kid has 15 allergies.
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May 26, 2017 03:58
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Tyson Tomko posted:I worked with a lady named Jhahnisse today (Janice) Personally, I want the whole "unique" name fad to begin again, from classical times. Tiberius or Aelia?
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Personally, I want the whole "unique" name fad to begin again, from classical times. Cornelius
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chumbler posted:Cornelius Coriolanus
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Personally, I want the whole "unique" name fad to begin again, from classical times. "Cain, honey! We're going to speak to your teacher, the principal and the school councilor about this silly class pet issue. Look after your brother while we're gone."
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May 26, 2017 05:18
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Dean of Swing posted:Coriolanus I'm sure there are lots of Coralines nowadays
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So excited for Amberlynn's first birthday, hope you can make it! I attached a link to the amazon wish list, please do not deviate from it as any toys not on the list will be returned!
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54 40 or gently caress posted:So excited for Amberlynn's first birthday, hope you can make it! I attached a link to the amazon wish list, please do not deviate from it as any toys not on the list will be returned! "Yeah well good luck returning these knockoff Bratz dolls I got at the flea market last week lol"
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May 26, 2017 13:38
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May 26, 2017 13:49
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Personally, I want the whole "unique" name fad to begin again, from classical times. One of my friends named their son Achilles
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Outrail posted:"Cain, honey! We're going to speak to your teacher, the principal and the school councilor about this silly class pet issue. Look after your brother while we're gone." Please, a modern millenial would update that antiquated spelling to Kane.
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FizFashizzle posted:lol if you're not naming your first kid diocletian and raising him to rule the world I'm naming my daughter Wu Zetian so she knows that to secure the mandate of heaven, all enemies must be killed, even those she brought into the world.
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Personally, I want the whole "unique" name fad to begin again, from classical times. i'm naming my kids Caligula and Nero
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Dean of Swing posted:Coriolanus this owns so does Tiberius
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Does anyone have a wikiHow article on how to change a babies daiper?
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UncleMoeLester posted:Does anyone have a wikiHow article on how to change a babies daiper? You're better off signing up for Diapr, the convenient app that sends a diaper changing expert to your house to take care of that.
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Naerasa posted:Please, a modern millenial would update that antiquated spelling to Kane. Kaynee.
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Panfilo posted:You're better off signing up for Diapr, the convenient app that sends a diaper changing expert to your house to take care of that. do they provide bags of pre squeezed diaper poo poo so we can train little Caign to go potty on schedule like Pavlovs dogs?
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alpaca diseases posted:do they provide bags of pre squeezed diaper poo poo so we can train little Caign to go potty on schedule like Pavlovs dogs? lol, that's what drugs are for.
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chumbler posted:Even if it were totally safe in every way, vaping should still be illegal. actually marijuana is a harmless plant we should tax it for revenue 
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May 27, 2017 01:45
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This is all I see everytime I smoke reefer. I smoke daily.
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hey man do you think you can swing by and pick me and bernard up so i can go to the grocery store, it's too long and too heavy for the longboard and i dont want to waste money on a car share, ill totally get you back some time
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*is a feminist blogger* *heaps scorn and guilt onto son daily* *son attempts suicide* *writes blog about it*
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Command Ant posted:*is a feminist blogger* *Is only appeased when son undergoes sex change, although is secretly in contempt for what she regards as a inferior pseudo-woman.*
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