Ariana Grande Sucks and Bombed. Literal explosions during the show.

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

EX250 Type R posted:

nah, sex with a virgin lady is very bloody and not all that enjoyable IME

You don't get off on dominating and hurting people? WEIRD. :colbert:

# ? May 25, 2017 22:54

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

As mod, I would rule with honor and insanity

# ? May 25, 2017 22:54

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Do it ironically posted:

slam whale holy grail makes sense now

praise the lard

# ? May 25, 2017 22:54

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Piss de Bundy posted:

pork is disgusting, a filthy animal, full of disease

*eats chickens*

# ? May 25, 2017 22:56

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

The most vitriolic and ardent activists seem to get that way because of their personal demons, which is why we find it unsurprising and even hilarious when an anti-gay activist turns out to be gay or a hardcore feminist secretly enjoys traditional gender power structures

# ? May 25, 2017 23:00

Beard Dandruff: May 10, 2017; Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click here.

Squashing Machine posted:

The most vitriolic and ardent activists seem to get that way because of their personal demons, which is why we find it unsurprising and even hilarious when an anti-gay activist turns out to be gay or a hardcore feminist secretly enjoys traditional gender power structures

Too much IDPOL is bad.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:01

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Manchester bombing accomplices may still be at large, police say

With special guests: the bomber's sister being stupid and a whole bunch of "I told you so".

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/25/two-more-men-arrested-over-manchester-bombing

quote:

Police fear accomplices of the Manchester Arena bomber could still be on the loose after raids in the south of the city uncovered materials similar to those used to kill 22 people on Monday.

Detectives believe the device used by the suicide bomber Salman Abedi was constructed in Manchester with help from others and that there may be more people at large who are part of a terrorist network. They also believe that more bomb-making materials have still to be found.

�The activities of Abedi and fears about the terrorist intent of his associates have led to troops on Britain�s streets,� said Chief Constable Ian Hopkins of Greater Manchester police.

Theresa May said the threat level would stay at �critical� which means hundreds of troops will continue to guard key locations in place of police officers as election campaigning resumes in full on Friday. Armed police were also deployed on trains �to protect and reassure the public�, although there was no specific threat to the transport network, said British Transport police.

Police arrested two more suspects in Manchester on Thursday, taking the number of men in custody to eight. Investigators believe they include some of Abedi�s �network�. Searches continued on Thursday night in properties in Moss Side and Withington, south Manchester, with bomb disposal experts assisting in Withington.

�The arrests we have made are significant and initial searches of premises have revealed items that we believe are very important to the investigation,� Hopkins said.

A man arrested in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, on Wednesday night had plastic bags placed on his hands and feet and a white protective suit placed over his clothes before he was taken away, apparently to preserve possible traces of forensic evidence. His was the only arrest made outside Greater Manchester.

Abedi used triacetone triperoxide (TATP), the explosive used in the 7 July 2005 attacks on the London transport network, according to the Republican congressman Mike McCaul, chairman of the House homeland security committee. TATP is highly combustible and dangerous to manufacture, but can be made from easily acquired chemicals.

Emerging evidence about the identity of Abedi�s associates, their terrorist intent and the fact they were still at large triggered the recommendation on Tuesday by the government�s Joint Terrorism Analysis Centre that an attack could be imminent and the threat level should be raised from severe to critical, the Guardian understands.

Abedi is believed to have travelled back to the UK from Libya just days before the attack, via Istanbul and D�sseldorf. He arrived in Istanbul last Thursday, a Turkish official said.

One senior security official expressed frustration that his name had not been flagged by European intelligence agencies: �If there�s a name of someone we believe to be a risky person, we could detect him.�

Abedi�s sister, Jomana, claimed on Thursday her brother�s motive for killing 22 people and injuring 116 at Monday�s Ariana Grande pop concert, was revenge.

�I think he saw children, Muslim children, dying everywhere,� she said. �He saw the explosives America drops on children in Syria, and he wanted revenge. Whether he got that is between him and God.�

The 22nd fatality was named on Thursday as 15-year-old Megan Hurley, from Halewood in Liverpool. She was one of nine teenagers to die in the blast, eight of whom were girls. The youngest victim, Saffie Rose Roussos, was eight.

Elaine McIver, 43, an off-duty police officer from Cheshire whose husband and children were injured in the attack, was also named among the dead. Five of the 18 adults who remain in hospital are in critical care, as are five of the 14 children still being treated.

MI5 is facing questions about its handling of multiple complaints about Abedi and his associates from members of the Muslim community in south Manchester.

In 2014, and again in 2015, a Libyan Muslim community leader in south Manchester contacted the national counter-terrorism hotline to tell them that Abedi �was expressing viewpoints that were extremist and he was glorifying suicide bombing and supporting Islamic State�, according to Mohammed Shafiq, the chief executive of the Ramadhan Foundation based in Manchester.

Mohammed Saeed, an imam at the Didsbury mosque frequented by Abedi, said he warned counter-terrorism police in 2015 after a group of young worshippers objected to his anti-Isis stance and some threatened his life. But he said he was told there was nothing the authorities could do because it was a matter of �free speech�. The group included the bomber�s brother Ismail, 23, who was arrested in connection with the bombing on Tuesday.

Saeed said Salman Abedi had looked at him �with hate� after the speech, while Ramadan Abedi, the bomber�s father, had said on Facebook from Libya that the imam should be removed from the mosque for his stance.

�If the counter-terrorism officers had taken what I told them seriously, this tragedy may not have happened,� Saeed said.

There were also reports that in 2012 two people at Abedi�s college told police he had expressed the view that �being a suicide bomber was OK�, and that members of his family had also warned that Abedi was dangerous.

Security sources defended their position, saying that the threat being dealt with by counter-terrorism agencies was on an �unprecedented� scale and officers faced �difficult professional judgments� about where to focus efforts.

�MI5 is managing around 500 active investigations, involving some 3,000 subjects of interest (SOIs) at any one time,� a source said. �Abedi was one of a larger pool of former SOIs whose risk remained subject to review by MI5 and its partners.�

The decision to raise the threat level from severe to critical was made partly because of the emerging danger posed by Abedi�s network, but also because Britain had faced seven terrorist plots to cause mass casualties in two months, in the view of police and MI5.

Five were foiled following arrests in Westminster, north-west London and east London. Another alleged plot in London was also disrupted and an alleged plot in Birmingham involving knives and a brother and sister was thwarted.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:03

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Helical Nightmares posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/25/two-more-men-arrested-over-manchester-bombing

"Free Speech"

# ? May 25, 2017 23:05

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Fog Tripper posted:

"Free Speech"

It's kinda funny that certain people get really upset with the concept of free speech when it comes to political opinions they disagree with but those same people will absolutely support violent rhetoric coming from themselves and other factions that they're trying to support.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:10

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

ArbitraryC posted:

It's kinda funny that certain people get really upset with the concept of free speech when it comes to political opinions they disagree with but those same people will absolutely support violent rhetoric coming from themselves and other factions that they're trying to support.

Did you just have a stroke? Maybe sit down and take a few deep breaths. There, there.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:11

Dmitri-9: Nov 30, 2004; There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Squashing Machine posted:

The most vitriolic and ardent activists seem to get that way because of their personal demons, which is why we find it unsurprising and even hilarious when an anti-gay activist turns out to be gay or a hardcore feminist secretly enjoys traditional gender power structures

It's one thing to have a rape fetish and be a feminist, its another to publish the vilest smut in one venue while masquerading as some kind of anti-pornography scold on another.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:12

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Fog Tripper posted:

Did you just have a stroke? Maybe sit down and take a few deep breaths. There, there.

I don't get it?

# ? May 25, 2017 23:14

Secular Humanist: Mar 1, 2016; by Smythe

we are the real terrorists

lol jk, the dude who exploded a bunch of kids is

# ? May 25, 2017 23:15

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

ArbitraryC posted:

I don't get it?

Maybe use sentences that make sense and not convoluted word salad, and perhaps you will not give the impression who just had a clot clog up part of your brain.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:16

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Fog Tripper posted:

Maybe use sentences that make sense and not convoluted word salad, and perhaps you will not give the impression who just had a clot clog up part of your brain.

Maybe outline what you were confused about. There's nothing complicated about what I said.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:17

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

Maybe outline what you were confused about. There's nothing complicated about what I said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVKDm4PhEwI&t=11s

# ? May 25, 2017 23:18

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Piss de Bundy posted:

islam allows you to grow a cool beard, dictates women must shave their pubic and arm hair, and lets you have up to 4 wives

i dont see any downsides to this why are you all complaining so much god drat

just dropping by to say that when i read your posts i pretend you are my own personal harvey in all the threads youre in

# ? May 25, 2017 23:23

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Dmitri-9 posted:

It's one thing to have a rape fetish and be a feminist, its another to publish the vilest smut in one venue while masquerading as some kind of anti-pornography scold on another.

Yeah, I'm curious how people like that come to self-radicalize so hard, I guess it's hard to give up the positive attention and social cachet that comes with outwardly being involved in a movement

# ? May 25, 2017 23:25

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Piss de Bundy posted:

islam allows you to grow a cool beard, dictates women must shave their pubic and arm hair, and lets you have up to 4 wives

i dont see any downsides to this why are you all complaining so much god drat

It's all fine and dandy, until a more incelled beard man than yourself comes along and hears you hum a tune or look at his sister, and then your head is on a spike on his garden wall.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:32

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

happyhippy posted:

It's all fine and dandy, until a more incelled beard man than yourself comes along and hears you hum a tune or look at his sister, and then your head is on a spike on his garden wall.

He wouldn't dare, because such an action would set off a blood feud between your clans

# ? May 25, 2017 23:34

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

ArbitraryC posted:

It's kinda funny that certain people get really upset with the concept of free speech when it comes to political opinions they disagree with but those same people will absolutely support violent rhetoric coming from themselves and other factions that they're trying to support.

I understood and agree with this post, idk why people are having trouble with it.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:34

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Snatch Duster posted:

I got prob for posting a video of a British news dude saying ''enough is enough.'' About Manchester and being extremely emotional, you know like any father would when his children are threaten by people that say they want to kill them.

it's just a sixer
it's six hours you big baby
it's only six hours you whiner
it's just a sixer you stupid idiot
qq six hours for hate is nothing
you bitch
looks like the little bitchboy is complaining about a sixer
its a sixer you stupid rear end in a top hat
you dick
loving idiot
you dumb loving idiot it's just six hours
it's only six hours you piece of poo poo
you sack of poo poo
six hours for a poo poo eating nazi
whining about six hours for your nazi post? suck my dick
eat my rear end you human being bitch its only six hours
six hours is nothing you whiny little bitch baby
you whore
you bitch baby crying to daddy about six hours
catching sixers like your orange daddy's cummies
its just six hours
six hours lol cry about it
its a six hour probation you fascist
you fuckboy
sixer scum

thank you i hope you like my poems please support my patreon

# ? May 25, 2017 23:35

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

He wouldn't dare, because such an action would set off a blood feud between your clans

That's why you kill, rape, and kill/rape everyone in his town. And take any female kids under 14 back for later.
Just in case.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:37

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

a bone to pick posted:

I understood and agree with this post, idk why people are having trouble with it.

I thought it was p plain english but I guess ymmv, thanks for backin me up.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:37

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the trump tutelage posted:

it's just a sixer
it's six hours you big baby
it's only six hours you whiner
it's just a sixer you stupid idiot
qq six hours for hate is nothing
you bitch
looks like the little bitchboy is complaining about a sixer
its a sixer you stupid rear end in a top hat
you dick
loving idiot
you dumb loving idiot it's just six hours
it's only six hours you piece of poo poo
you sack of poo poo
six hours for a poo poo eating nazi
whining about six hours for your nazi post? suck my dick
eat my rear end you human being bitch its only six hours
six hours is nothing you whiny little bitch baby
you whore
you bitch baby crying to daddy about six hours
catching sixers like your orange daddy's cummies
its just six hours
six hours lol cry about it
its a six hour probation you fascist
you fuckboy
sixer scum

thank you i hope you like my poems please support my patreon

lol

# ? May 25, 2017 23:38

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

since sixers aren't such a big deal I think that if you report someone and all they catch is a sixer from it

A) it's probably not actually violating forum rules very much

and

B) both parties should get a sixer, the reportee for being an rear end and the reporter for being a bitchmade snitch

# ? May 25, 2017 23:39

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

happyhippy posted:

That's why you kill, rape, and kill/rape everyone in his town. And take any female kids under 14 back for later.
Just in case.

You and what army?

# ? May 25, 2017 23:40

Nerses IV: May 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

You and what army?

It's not really an army, more like a warband. You've still got a T-72, though, so that's something.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:41

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

all i did was interrupt the love for ISIS circlejerk in the middle eastern thread in DND and they gave me a week probation! no foolin check my rap sheet! bunch a jerks

# ? May 25, 2017 23:42

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Piss de Bundy posted:

all i did was interrupt the love for ISIS circlejerk in the middle eastern thread in DND and they gave me a week probation! no foolin check my rap sheet! bunch a jerks

I got probated for insulting white Europeans... In GBS. Beat that bullshit

# ? May 25, 2017 23:44

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

ArbitraryC posted:

It's kinda funny that certain people get really upset with the concept of free speech when it comes to political opinions they disagree with but those same people will absolutely support violent rhetoric coming from themselves and other factions that they're trying to support.

"It's OK of my side does it" is a big benefit of post modernism. You can do anything if you're perceived as oppressed. That includes murdering children. All you have to do is belong to the minority known as "literally the largest religion worldwide".

And also for the record, I too understood your post

# ? May 25, 2017 23:45

Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

I will endorse this new american islamic caliphate as long as everything turns out like Akabur's classic western erotic game Princess Trainer tbh

# ? May 25, 2017 23:45

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I got probated for insulting white Europeans... In GBS. Beat that bullshit

I used flip as short hand for filipino and got 3 days right here in GBS

# ? May 25, 2017 23:48

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

lmao @ the mods

# ? May 25, 2017 23:48

Secular Humanist: Mar 1, 2016; by Smythe

FisheyStix posted:

"It's OK of my side does it" is a big benefit of post modernism. You can do anything if you're perceived as oppressed. That includes murdering children. All you have to do is belong to the minority known as "literally the largest religion worldwide".

And also for the record, I too understood your post

muslims are the noblest of savages in the eyes of progressives. i love when people from d&d come here and are sarcastically like "WE are the real racists, right guys??" and its just like hahahahah yup

# ? May 25, 2017 23:49

Nerses IV: May 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Secular Humanist posted:

muslims are the noblest of savages in the eyes of progressives. i love when people from d&d come here and are sarcastically like "WE are the real racists, right guys??" and its just like hahahahah yup

One of them was in here earlier defending genocide back during the Islamic conquests because it was better than the system it replaced. Dudes are out of their loving mind.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:53

Beard Dandruff: May 10, 2017; Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click here.

Nerses IV posted:

One of them was in here earlier defending genocide back during the Islamic conquests because it was better than the system it replaced. Dudes are out of their loving mind.

Was agag really defending genocide? He was just explaining that Islams initial growth and expansion wasn't simply due to brutality and ruthlessness.

# ? May 26, 2017 00:00

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

morally adept posted:

Was agag really defending genocide? He was just explaining that Islams initial growth and expansion wasn't simply due to brutality and ruthlessness.

Yeah it was his detractors that put forth a full throated defense of it

# ? May 26, 2017 00:02

Nerses IV: May 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

morally adept posted:

Was agag really defending genocide? He was just explaining that Islams initial growth and expansion wasn't simply due to brutality and ruthlessness.

Oh yeah, it took until they really got rolling to start the exterminations. Hm... who does that remind me of?

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

at some point he started saying native Americans will rise to take their homeland back so I wouldn't take much of what that guy says seriously.

# ? May 26, 2017 00:07

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