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I've been telling my mom about all the lols Donnie is doing. Her reactions go from "that rear end in a top hat", to "That man is on drugs", to laughing her rear end at how stupid he is. Thank you guys, for bringing joy and laughter to the world in the shape of your stupid baby president.
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I hope no impeachment for at least a couple years
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May 26, 2017 04:28
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Trump supporters making passive-aggressive posts in here is a lol
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May 26, 2017 04:29
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paul_soccer10 posted:I hope no impeachment for at least a couple years same I want donny to be toxic and useless long enough to prevent the house gop from doing anything substantive through 2018.
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May 26, 2017 04:31
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paul_soccer10 posted:I hope no impeachment for at least a couple years Nah you want impeachment ASAP. Impeachment is just the vote to bring charges against a president, after that there is an actual trial conducted by the Senate. That's the good stuff.
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May 26, 2017 04:32
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Skoora posted:Trump supporters snarky responses about the whole two scoops thing is so funny because they seem to think we're all outraged, but we're just mocking him because big baby donnie needs the most ikeem. Hey, did you hear about what Trump did tod-- CLINTON! Yeah but that was 2 decades ago. I'm talking about how Trump today said to the prime minis-- but CLINTON!
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May 26, 2017 04:33
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Away all Goats posted:Trump supporters making passive-aggressive posts in here is a lol How's that impeachment going stupid gently caress?  *Flynn opens his chest to reveal the fifth element the trump piss tape*
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May 26, 2017 04:35
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Whoever has that pisstape must just be the biggest :smugg: knowing they could upload it to YouTube and destroy Trump in half an hour
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May 26, 2017 04:39
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Jestery posted:Whoever has that pisstape must just be the biggest :smugg: knowing they could upload it to YouTube and destroy Trump in half an hour The hardest part would be the perfect title. For me, anyway.
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May 26, 2017 04:46
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:The hardest part would be the perfect title. For me, anyway. *Stares at blank input box* *days turn into weeks turn into months turn into...*
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May 26, 2017 04:47
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The piss tape would only make Trump stronger
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May 26, 2017 04:48
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Remember when Obama, over the course of 8 years: - Was sued over 130 times since inauguration - Was named in many sexual misconduct cases - Pissed off every international ally - Compromised national security daily by blurting out classified information for no reason - Couldn't complete full sentences - Couldn't spell - Couldn't read - Filled his cabinet with family members, cronies, lobbyists, Wall Street elites, hateful piles of garbage - Tried to take away health coverage for millions of people rather than giving it to them - Took away Medicare benefits for grannies - Spent 80,000% of the federal budget building a racist wall that could be defeated in 10 seconds - Cost taxpayers tens of millions of dollars per month on vacations to his own places - Encouraged US men to sexually assault women - Praised murderous dictators multiple times - Repeatedly tried to pass an unconstitutional bill discriminating against people based off of their place of origin or religion - Attempted to dismantle the First Amendment because it allows journalists to say meanie-pants things about him - Made the country an international embarrassment - Treated his wife like a worthless piece of meat - Lied like his life depended on it - Had no idea what the president does or what his duties are - Has no idea what's happening in the world - Was a senile, confused, inept, unprepared, ineffective, dumb, narcissistic, REALLY dumb, gaudy, hateful, idiot, ignorant, fat, marble-mouthed retard who probably needs as much help getting his pants on as he does making the single strand of corn silk on his head look like a head of hair Oh, me neither. Because we used to have a smart person as president until Joe Derp from Mississippi decided having a smart, uppity black man ruining his life by giving rights to non-white, non-straight people was worse than having a godless, soulless, selfish pissbaby as president as long as they say they're against abortions and modern energy sources. ...lol.
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May 26, 2017 04:54
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:The hardest part would be the perfect title. For me, anyway. [ORIGINAL][BEST QUALITY]One Night in Piss (Trump)[BIGLY]
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Catastrophe posted:Remember when Obama, over the course of 8 years: But, but what's Trump done that's actually BAD  a trumpster actually asked me this a little while ago, I just laughed because omfg I am not typing all that poo poo
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Now show me the picture of Clinton telling the Baskin-Robbins guy to only give everyone else only one scoop. Catastrophe posted:Remember when Obama, over the course of 8 years: BUT HER EMAILS
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Inspirational.  E: Just realized this works on several levels and I need to upgrade to
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May 26, 2017 05:10
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I hate the original pisschrist(that artist is way too fascinated by his own piss and poo poo) but this This is loving art
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Jestery posted:Whoever has that pisstape must just be the biggest :smugg: knowing they could upload it to YouTube and destroy Trump in half an hour 
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May 26, 2017 06:06
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Gianforte wins!!!! Lols, wtf srsly? http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/335184-gop-candidate-gianforte-wins-montana-special-election?rnd=1495773388
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May 26, 2017 06:18
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Republicans are happy when liberals are hurt This is why I feel joy when conservatives are harmed Goose, gander, etc Lol that Trump can't even be the best at shoving amongst reds, tho
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May 26, 2017 06:21
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Kumo posted:Gianforte wins!!!! loving lmao
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May 26, 2017 06:24
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Lol Montana has 1 house seat. California has 53. Both get two seats in the Senate though 
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May 26, 2017 06:24
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FuhrerHat posted:need a livestream of the orb
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May 26, 2017 06:28
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Lmao stupid Montana
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May 26, 2017 06:38
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Will the orb ultimately be a positive or negative influence on mankind All we know is that it's nebulous plans are much better laid out than those of our current administration
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May 26, 2017 06:39
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I keep saying to you guys submit to the glow and pleasent hum of the orb. My life has become divine labour since I prostrated myself before the orb and begged to be clean. Orb-shallah
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May 26, 2017 06:48
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Have we ever seem trump without a shirt on? How do we know theres not a Krang in there piloting the orange automaton.
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Hihohe posted:Have we ever seem trump without a shirt on? How do we know theres not a Krang in there piloting the orange automaton. Because Trump's brain is located a few steps further down South.
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May 26, 2017 07:25
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genuinely looking forward to more politicians using wrestling moves on journalists
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May 26, 2017 07:26
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I'm qualified to be president. I watch a lot of jiu-jitsu youtubes.
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"Golden Don takes a Russian shower"
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I posted some Reagan lols a few days ago. Here are a few more: 1/71986 President Reagan begins his 33rd press conference by calling the Vienna airport "Vietnam International", calls 11 year old terrorist victim Natasha Simpson "Marsha Simpson" and says Qaddafi is "not only a barbarian but he's flaky" 1/15/1986 President Reagan is asked if he intends to see Halley's Comet. "If it's a choice between sleeping or seeing it," he replies, "I'll wait and see it on television." 4/9/1986 President Reagan says he rarely quotes William F. Buckley, Jr., "Because he uses too big a words." 10/22/1986 "I was in such a hurry, I wrote my last name first." - President Reagan, after after signing his tax reform bill "Reagan Ronald" 2/12/1987 President Reagan tells a group of junior high students about how Rex barks in front of Lincoln's bedroom and won't go in, which makes the President think Lincoln's ghost is in there. "Well," he says, "I guess that's enough of a history lesson here for today."
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:The hardest part would be the perfect title. For me, anyway. Ultimate Trump Leak
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Keith Atherton posted:Reagan stuff Didn't he let a bunch of nuns get raped and killed too? Hard to say if the Haley's Comet quote is the product of a wrecked mind or some sort of sly commentary on mass media consumption in the 80s. The Lincoln Bedroom thing must've been from Nancy. lol at the wife of social conservatives' god is a fortune telling witch who can supposedly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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Kumo posted:Gianforte wins!!!! NotWearingPants posted:Lol Montana has 1 house seat. California has 53. LOL the moron flyover states are probably going to be the death of human civilization in our timeline
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