Pokemon Uranium is not a very good game.

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Evrart Claire: Jan 11, 2008

Been kind of the other way around for me. I tried to get into GE and Toukiden but just didn't scratch the same itch MH does for me.

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Wrist Watch: Apr 19, 2011; What?

PureRok posted:

Personally I like Toukiden and God Eater more than Monster Hunter not because of the setting, but because the gameplay is better. Or, different in a way that I like more than how Monster Hunter does it. Every Monster Hunter I've played (2 [briefly], Tri, and 3 Ultimate) I've had to fight the controls which really ruins my enjoyment.

That's fair, it's not something that clicks for everyone. Monster Hunter really makes you commit to whatever you're trying to do, but once it clicks with you everything slides into place and it owns.

God Eater is fun as hell but it just feels...idk, shallow I guess? I had tons of fun playing it but after I beat it I just never had any desire to go back and replay any of it again. Still need to go back and play 2 at some point.

# ? May 25, 2017 23:18

ungulateman: Apr 18, 2012; pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Regalingualius posted:

Is "fun ironic meme garbage" the same as "ironic racism"?

yes

clover serves the valiant purpose of absorbing all the lovely attitudes of 4chan so that sage can be a good game, despite being developed by 4chan

# ? May 25, 2017 23:52

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

instead of a racist pokemon game, let's talk about this instead:

https://twitter.com/probzz/status/867945944016314368

# ? May 26, 2017 07:10

theGrooseofLegend: Dec 29, 2013

I love that every final evolution looks super pissed. Especially Cockatwo and Footee :black101:

# ? May 26, 2017 07:17

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Endorph posted:

instead of a racist pokemon game, let's talk about this instead:

https://twitter.com/probzz/status/867945944016314368

Ah, the pokemon game where everything is poison type

# ? May 26, 2017 07:40

Vinylshadow: Mar 20, 2017

GeneX posted:

Ah, the pokemon game where everything is poison type

Would every move have a chance to poison?

Magikarp used Splash!
The opponent was badly poisoned!

# ? May 26, 2017 07:46

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Nah, that's Pokemon: Jersey Version

# ? May 26, 2017 07:49

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Endorph posted:

instead of a racist pokemon game, let's talk about this instead:

https://twitter.com/probzz/status/867945944016314368

Cockatwo is horrifying.

# ? May 26, 2017 07:55

Alacron: Feb 15, 2007; -->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh; Fun Shoe

Crossposting

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Have the whole set:

I think the Ned Kelly pokemon is my main.

# ? May 26, 2017 08:17

BioEnchanted: Aug 9, 2011; He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

I like Combat/Wombash :3:

# ? May 26, 2017 08:32

Lotus Aura: Aug 16, 2009; KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Didgeridoom is a top-tier pun, oh my god

# ? May 26, 2017 08:33

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Guys, Crookaburra. Crookaburra you guys

Monicro fucked around with this message at 08:48 on May 26, 2017

# ? May 26, 2017 08:36

Yapping Eevee: Nov 12, 2011; STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.

The whole thing's a bloody beaut, mate. :australia:

Also

for taking the piss out of Steve Irwin while they were at it.

# ? May 26, 2017 08:49

Captainicus: Feb 22, 2013

Oh my god the arnott's biscuits monster :kimchi:

They are all so perfectly ~~Australian~~ STRAYAN, it's beautiful!

Captainicus fucked around with this message at 08:53 on May 26, 2017

# ? May 26, 2017 08:50

Golden Goat: Aug 2, 2012

Alacron posted:

Crossposting

I think the Ned Kelly pokemon is my main.

For every cute design there's a Stubbs or Shitta.

The Fredo/candy bars are amazing.

# ? May 26, 2017 08:52

Eeepies: May 29, 2013; Bocchi-chan's... dead.
We'll have to find a new guitarist.

Cassowarrior, Ringsail, and the Eemuu line are my favorites among those, but at least half are gems which is a miracle in itself.

# ? May 26, 2017 09:03

FishOnAPiano: Oct 9, 2012

Dragonatrix posted:

Didgeridoom is a top-tier pun, oh my god

Didjitygrub! So cute, and love the combo of concepts

Like, can you imagine turning over a log and having one of those underneath toot a higher-pitched didgeridoo noise at you for disturbing its hiding place? :allears:

And loving love Akobra, that thing'd be on my team in a flash if this were a thing

# ? May 26, 2017 09:05

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Oh my god Toadey is a Neighbours reference and has his lovely goatee

Testekill fucked around with this message at 09:09 on May 26, 2017

# ? May 26, 2017 09:06

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Corale/Scooba/Reeef are legit better coral-reef Pokemon designs than Uranium's Corsola evo whose name I can't even remember.

# ? May 26, 2017 09:25

Vorpal Cat: Mar 19, 2009; Oh god what did I just post?

As an American I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I understood the cane toad reference.

# ? May 26, 2017 09:28

Vinylshadow: Mar 20, 2017

Monicro posted:

Guys, Crookaburra. Crookaburra you guys

Crookaburra sits in the old gun tree, sniping every meme that he can see

# ? May 26, 2017 09:34

ungulateman: Apr 18, 2012; pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Some of the names are crap but I love the spritework and there are some brilliant actual-game-tier ones in there like Crookaburra, the -sail family, and slipp/slopp/slapp

# ? May 26, 2017 09:34

theGrooseofLegend: Dec 29, 2013

Dedhorse, the slipp evo-line and the candy bars make me laugh every time I see them

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ungulateman posted:

Some of the names are crap but I love the spritework and there are some brilliant actual-game-tier ones in there like Crookaburra, the -sail family, and slipp/slopp/slapp

Slipp slopp slapp
My gut please

# ? May 26, 2017 10:38

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

# ? May 26, 2017 11:02

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Where's the pokemon fangame with those designs, huh?

# ? May 26, 2017 11:04

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

MissEchelon posted:

Where's the pokemon fangame with those designs, huh?

Got eaten by a manta ray.

# ? May 26, 2017 11:45

SyntheticPolygon: Dec 20, 2013

Alacron posted:

Crossposting

I think the Ned Kelly pokemon is my main.

My God. It's beautiful

# ? May 26, 2017 12:19

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

I will try to get SMT 3 now, thanks thread

# ? May 26, 2017 12:49

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

I can get most of those as an ignorant Minnesotan, but I don't understand the tommi/Whycrow/Deadorse one (Beyond the fact that it's obviously a Dead Horse.) and the Big X's.

# ? May 26, 2017 15:42

Paul.Power: Feb 7, 2009; The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

I'm just glad it has a cricket ball pokemon and a wicket-based evolutionary line

# ? May 26, 2017 15:50

Materant: Jul 22, 2010; see, what you don't understand is he now has

THE MANLIEST MUSTACHE

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How has no one mentioned Getfuctcnt, the pokemon literally made of middle fingers

# ? May 26, 2017 15:54

New Wave Jose: Aug 20, 2008

I feel that there is not enough spiders

# ? May 26, 2017 16:42

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Pokemon Clover and/or Pokemon Sage LP when?

# ? May 26, 2017 16:42

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Materant posted:

How has no one mentioned Getfuctcnt, the pokemon literally made of middle fingers

My eyes skipped over that one because I'm pretty sure that's just what Australians look like

# ? May 26, 2017 16:52

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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Australians sound so endearing!

# ? May 26, 2017 17:32

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

The Dinglow line is one I could actually see in a pokemon game

# ? May 26, 2017 17:42

Doodmons: Jan 17, 2009

Hahahaha, the Bogan and Get hosed oval office lines are gold.

# ? May 26, 2017 17:43

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Kurieg posted:

I can get most of those as an ignorant Minnesotan, but I don't understand the tommi/Whycrow/Deadorse one (Beyond the fact that it's obviously a Dead Horse.) and the Big X's.

Red tide.

# ? May 26, 2017 17:45

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