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Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Summer slowdown owns

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I turned 29 yesterday and I'm gonna go to a steakhouse tonight and eat a dry aged porterhouse that's meant for two

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

guys I bought a book for the plane

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Blitz7x posted:

I turned 29 yesterday and I'm gonna go to a steakhouse tonight and eat a dry aged porterhouse that's meant for two

you have the same birthday as my wife!

are you my wife

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I liked Salem's Lot. I remember it as an old school no frills vampire story, although I read it like 20 years ago.

Give me a trip report Ehud.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Grittybeard posted:

I liked Salem's Lot. I remember it as an old school no frills vampire story, although I read it like 20 years ago.

Give me a trip report Ehud.

Ok I will

I don't ever read because I am dumb but I heard it's good to read :shrug:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

I'm off today too doing some last minute stuff, going to my cousins wedding tomorrow. Going to get wasted and dance all night! 🤘😫🤘
Shout out to dancing.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I have to cover for someone in the afternoon so its going to be a miserable 3.5 hours of getting bitched at by physical therapists

but my girlfriend is in town this weekend and hopefully we'll spend it floating down the river and getting drunk :unsmith:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I'm getting married tonight, so thats pretty cool.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







swickles posted:

I'm getting married tonight, so thats pretty cool.

congrats on the sex

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am standing in an urban outfitters and they are selling marked up champion brand hoodies and clothes that look like they belong in the wardrobe of the cast of the 1990's NBC hit show Blossom

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I'm going to play golf at a really elitist course under the greatest golfer ever's membership and I don't even own golf shoes so uh

Edit oh and I really suck at golf and one of the guys I'm playing with has the ability to make or break my side venture.

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 26, 2017

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ehud posted:

you have the same birthday as my wife!

are you my wife

yes I am go dolphins

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fsif posted:

Lots of my pals have "summer hours" coming up pretty soon and my org doesn't even give us holiday bonuses.

In related news, I am looking for a new job.
summer hours own

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Amy Pole Her posted:

I'm going to play golf at a really elitist course under the greatest golfer ever's membership and I don't even own golf shoes so uh

You golfing with John Daly?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

I'm going to play golf at a really elitist course under the greatest golfer ever's membership and I don't even own golf shoes so uh

one time when I was a young boy I went golfing with a friend of mine but I didn't know you needed a collared shirt to get into this club, so I had to wear my fat friend's gigantic polo for the day

spent the day driving the golf cart as my fat friend's polo flapped in the breeze off my svelte preteen body

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Neil Armbong posted:

You golfing with John Daly?

I told him I train less like a Nicklaus and more like a Daly and literally nobody laughed

I thought it was clever

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

congrats on the sex

Wedding night sex sucks, you're so tired. The next day is great though.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Blitz7x posted:

yes I am go dolphins

You can't fool me, my wife doesn't care about the dolphins haha!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Truly your better half.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Wedding night sex sucks, you're so tired. The next day is great though.

one tip from my wedding day is to have somebody pack you up a couple pieces of wedding cake to take with you to the hotel

Makes for a nice post-sex snack IMO

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:

one tip from my wedding day is to have somebody pack you up a couple pieces of wedding cake to take with you to the hotel

Makes for a nice post-sex snack IMO

uh i'll be keeping it paleo thanks

pack me up some of that prime rib

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Shangri-Law School posted:

I'm fixated on destroying the Republican Party, and Bernie has a strategy for doing it. But the results haven't been so good.

In November, the Dems actually gained seats in the House and the Senate, plus a Democrat won reelection for governor in Montana. So the DNC gets it right sometimes. It seems like we'd be better off looking for Tammy Duckworths, Kamala Harrises, Steve Bullocks, Catherine Cortez Mastos, Maggie Hassans, etc. in 2018. Especially if Ossoff wins in GA-6.

DCCC put 340k into the Montana race vs. the RNC putting 1.3 million, the NRCC putting 1.8 million, and the CLF putting 2 million in. Trump dominated the state and a progressive nearly won largely without help from Democrats. Bernie actually went and helped unlike the rest of the party who sat on their hands.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

FizFashizzle posted:

uh i'll be keeping it paleo thanks

pack me up some of that prime rib

Mmmmmm prime rib. Our chef at my work makes the most amazing prime rib. Mouth-watering.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

uh i'll be keeping it paleo thanks

pack me up some of that prime rib

cake is good

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

cake is good

What's your favorite kind of cake?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

pubic works project posted:

What's your favorite kind of cake?

lemon

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

pubic works project posted:

What's your favorite kind of cake?

Anything with a fruit filling.

Actually gently caress cakes, give me a pie.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







What's the hotdog/sandwich debate of the cake world?

tiramisu?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

pubic works project posted:

What's your favorite kind of cake?

I am a friend to all cakes.

Yesterday I ate a delicious Oreo cake from a local Chicago bakery. It was amazing.

at our wedding we had chocolate with vanilla frosting. That's probably my favorite basic cake.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I would have voted you the most likely TFF poster to be Sansa from GoT already.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I'm a traditionalist. I like chocolate cake, but easy on the icing.

My wife is a fan of cheesecake. Whenever I get her mad at me, I don't have to buy her flowers. I just need to buy her a slice of cheesecake.

I also like apple pie or peach pie with ice cream on top. Chocolate silk pie is also good.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The dumbest cake is red velvet. Total scam.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

What's the hotdog/sandwich debate of the cake world?

tiramisu?

Gotta be Boston Cream Pie right?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
gently caress pies! Cake forever! THE LINES ARE DRAWN.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

The dumbest cake is red velvet. Total scam.

gently caress YOU.


Rum cake, completely soaked, is delicious.


Also, chocolate flowerless is awesome.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

The dumbest cake is red velvet. Total scam.

I see your red velvet and I raise you german chocolate. I loving hate coconut.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

gently caress pies! Cake forever! THE LINES ARE DRAWN.

I am actually a huge pie fan and prefer it to cake.

The other day I had an apple pie skillet w/ vanilla ice cream

I am getting fat on this trip

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

I am actually a huge pie fan and prefer it to cake.

The other day I had an apple pie skillet w/ vanilla ice cream

I am getting fat on this trip

My man

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







/deep breath

/steps forward

"coconut frosting is good."

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