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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
gbs hates djinnis

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Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Blazing Ownager posted:

I know I keep saying it but this whole image applies to the majority of US Christians as well.

US Christians aren't leaving the US to murder children in suicide bombings in the middle east because they hate arabic values

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Pawl posted:

US Christians aren't leaving the US to murder children in suicide bombings in the middle east because they hate arabic values

Nah, they just use drones.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

happyhippy posted:

Nah, they just use drones.

Killing is wrong so I'm going to kill them for it -idiots

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

happyhippy posted:

Nah, they just use drones.

can't really do anything about it, not all Americans are drone pilots so you can't blame them all

besides, it's part of our culture

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

happyhippy posted:

Nah, they just use drones.

How the gently caress else are they supposed to pay for college bro :patriot:

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Most people in the USA are good hard working moderates. What our extremists do have no bearing on us as a people. And frankly, I'm sick of being blamed for it.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

happyhippy posted:

Nah, they just use drones.

We will have a real problem when drones start tossing gays off buildings and stoning rape victims to death

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

happyhippy posted:

Nah, they just use drones.

Obama was a muslim though.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

vyst posted:

Thread gonna get jihaded now

Maybe we can post pictures of bacon to ward them off :drac:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Blazing Ownager posted:

What I am saying is the only reason Christianity isn't just as much into slaughtering their enemies, murdering gay people by repeatedly throwing rocks at them, etc. is because they've had several decades of this watered-down narrative

Yeah. I don't know where jesus talks about how to murder, torture, rape, etc. But I'm pretty sure it's in there.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Blazing Ownager posted:

I'm not making excuses for it.

What I am saying is the only reason Christianity isn't just as much into slaughtering their enemies, murdering gay people by repeatedly throwing rocks at them, etc. is because they've had several decades of this watered-down narrative being taught, while calling anyone who is honestly following their religious text an extremist or a psycho, and at the same time, stating that "They aren't really X Religion! Our religion is of peace." Both sides use quotes that justify their positions but the majority don't look at the whole.

It's not just Christanity of course. It's a problem with all Abrahamic religions.

People ignore passage after passage about those who just pay things lip service and don't actually follow the Bible/Torah/Quran (I am assuming those passages can be found in the Quran, anyway, they sure can in the others) as being the worst and condemned, because they think their hip-modernized religion still counts when they should be saying 'You know what, this is crazy, gently caress this.'

Churches have the best MLM scheme going ever, they turn every member in their ranks into a recruiter as long as they keep the message palatable.

I don't think there are many Christian chauvinists in the thread, so in this context you're just equivocating. Like even if Islamic doctrine isn't uniquely problematic in some objective sense, it is in a subjective sense right now.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Pawl posted:

We will have a real problem when drones start tossing gays off buildings and stoning rape victims to death

Drone bombs don't discriminate at all. A progressive weapon

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Do it ironically posted:

Killing is wrong so I'm going to kill them for it -idiots

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May 10, 2017

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Pawl posted:

US Christians aren't leaving the US to murder children in suicide bombings in the middle east because they hate arabic values

No they just join the military.

*edit
oops someone beat me to the punch.

happyhippy posted:

Nah, they just use drones.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

EX250 Type R posted:

like a forum of 'radical leftists' that hate guns and love big government

gently caress you i make sweet love to each of my revolver's six chambers every night :911:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Do it ironically posted:

The logical leaps people will through to defend Islam is hilarious and sad

i had a mullah to my face in a campus debate tell me that muhammad was not a child rapist because it was "normal at the time"

i replied "what is the point of prophets if god gives us people who aren't anymore civilized or informed than the average warlord at the time and he shut the gently caress up

really i can't even make fun of him because it's par for the course, i've never heard anyone make a good defense of an illiterate pedophile warlord prophet who hates women and is for slavery

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Blazing Ownager posted:



People ignore passage after passage about those who just pay things lip service and don't actually follow the Bible/Torah/Quran (I am assuming those passages can be found in the Quran, anyway, they sure can in the others) as being the worst and condemned, because they think their hip-modernized religion still counts when they should be saying 'You know what, this is crazy, gently caress this.'


the second surah (iirc) states that fake muslims are as bad non-believers (as in atheists, the worst of the worst) or maybe a notch above, i don't remember the exact details, but you are correct

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

extra stout posted:

i had a mullah to my face in a campus debate tell me that muhammad was not a child rapist because it was "normal at the time"

i replied "what is the point of prophets if god gives us people who aren't anymore civilized or informed than the average warlord at the time and he shut the gently caress up

really i can't even make fun of him because it's par for the course, i've never heard anyone make a good defense of an illiterate pedophile warlord prophet who hates women and is for slavery

You're on his list for the big chop chop come Sharia time

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You guys have won me over, I now hate Islam. Too bad I still hate Americans.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I love Islam and America

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I love Islam and America

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Love trumps hate

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I'm pro-America, but also pro-Islam, Feminism, Black Lives Matters, and Gender Fluidity. All these things should exist side by side

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
If islam is the light then ill continue to stay in my dark basement, thanks anyways terrorists

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

morally adept posted:

Too bad I still hate Americans.

Why do you believe that's bad?

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spacetoaster posted:

Why do you believe that's bad?

I don't.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

Yeah. I don't know where jesus talks about how to murder, torture, rape, etc. But I'm pretty sure it's in there.

Jesus doesn't talk about that stuff much, but Jesus is also clearly a "patch" to Christanity because his dad had a whole lot to say on the subject, including when it's cool to slaughter your enemies to the last and why it's good to keep the young girls.

Contrary to popular belief, not nearly much of that stuff was retconed as credit was given for.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Blazing Ownager posted:

Jesus doesn't talk about that stuff much, but Jesus is also clearly a "patch" to Christanity because his dad had a whole lot to say on the subject, including when it's cool to slaughter your enemies to the last and why it's good to keep the young girls.

Contrary to popular belief, not nearly much of that stuff was retconed as credit was given for.

Many of the "other" gospels had Jesus basically being as horrible as anyone else at the time but with WIZARD POWERS, talk poo poo about him and you'd get zapped by WIZARD LIGHTENING

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hemingway To Go! posted:

Many of the "other" gospels had Jesus basically being as horrible as anyone else at the time but with WIZARD POWERS, talk poo poo about him and you'd get zapped by WIZARD LIGHTENING

Holy poo poo, do you know how wrong you are? Jesus did not have wizard powers.

He clearly had Cleric powers. They're the ones that get Resurrect Dead, man.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

Holy poo poo, do you know how wrong you are? Jesus did not have wizard powers.

He clearly had Cleric powers. They're the ones that get Resurrect Dead, man.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Blazing Ownager posted:

Jesus doesn't talk about that stuff much, but Jesus is also clearly a "patch" to Christanity because his dad had a whole lot to say on the subject, including when it's cool to slaughter your enemies to the last and why it's good to keep the young girls.

Contrary to popular belief, not nearly much of that stuff was retconed as credit was given for.

I'm pretty sure there wasn't any such thing as christianity befor jesus. I'm pretty sure you're upset about jews. :shrug:

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Blazing Ownager posted:

Holy poo poo, do you know how wrong you are? Jesus did not have wizard powers.

He clearly had Cleric powers. They're the ones that get Resurrect Dead, man.

How dare you forget about Necromancer Wizards

You are nothing but a disgusting Necrophobe

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Uhhh... You don't need to be a cleric if you can cast Wish, dingus.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

spacetoaster posted:

I'm pretty sure there wasn't any such thing as christianity befor jesus. I'm pretty sure you're upset about jews. :shrug:

He is a known anti-semite, no need to engage him too much

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Blazing Ownager posted:

Holy poo poo, do you know how wrong you are? Jesus did not have wizard powers.

He clearly had Cleric powers. They're the ones that get Resurrect Dead, man.

dude necromancers can't be clerics

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
has it been long enough i can ask if there's any cool gore photos out without sounding like a jerk?

asking for a friend.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Pawl posted:

We will have a real problem when drones start tossing gays off buildings and stoning rape victims to death

Just leave that to dnd.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

maskenfreiheit posted:

has it been long enough i can ask if there's any cool gore photos out without sounding like a jerk?

asking for a friend.

That is what the media really needs to do, is publish death of people so folks realize how horrific it all is. instead we get to see some tween with rabbit ears on her head standing next to like 5 cops or image of a staged dead Arab boy.

Give us WAR PORN cnn, it is your job. Shut up about two scoops and fake anonymous sources.

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Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I just has to ask; why is not dnd nuked of these forums yet? Its clear that it a confinement for the criminal insane. But would it not be better to just delete the forum and its inhabitants? Bury the garbage?
Why are the mods not taking action on this matter?

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