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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
When libs try to drive a wedge between you and Tulsi bae, but your bond only grows stronger:

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Frijolero posted:

When libs try to drive a wedge between you and Tulsi bae, but your bond only grows stronger:



Assad has killed more than 600,000 of his own people

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


The Nastier Nate posted:

My Goldman Sachs financial advisor told me to buy stock in guillotine manufacturers.

do those exist

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

zoinks, scooby! lets take off his mask and see who's underneath

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


even tim kaine is getting woke, encouraging

Shinjobi posted:

I just got called a Bernie bro on Twitter, and told I'm just another woman hating white guy.


My life is complete.

why Twitter

why the tweets

like I use reddit as a content aggregator and don't read the comments, but twitter is all comments

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
imagine being a loving tankie for a guy who dressed like a clown and a guy who literally gasses his own people lmao

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"twitter" is a sin

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Venom Snake posted:

Assad has killed more than 600,000 of his own people

The Lion Assad has killed 600,000 (((Islamists)))

Venom Snake posted:

imagine being a loving tankie for a guy who dressed like a clown and a guy who literally gasses his own people lmao

lol imagine being loving triggered over sarcasm

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
but does Assad surf

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Doc Hawkins posted:

How about five dollars per year? No, let's do something simpler and less burdensome to businesses; how about all of it in one year?


I'm more annoyed by widespread pretending among employers that they don't know they have to remunerate servers up to minimum wage if they don't get enough tips to reach it, and by people who love the tip system for the miniscule degree of abusive social power it regularly grants the, but I'm not above admitting that I want tipping to be over for personal reasons too.

My favorite part of The Soul of Man Under Socialism is where Oscar Wilde says socialism will be great, since it means he can just tell panhandlers to go screw, because he knows the state provides them with everything they need. I'd vote for Zuck if that was his campaign message.

I had an employer that gathered the waiters I was working with at the time together to tell them that they would be fired if they ever again asked to be brought up to minimum wage cause "if you're not making minimum wage with tips then you're obviously not doing a good enough job to work here". not that they cared about these "problematic" waiters as long as they were keeping their mouths shut and not asking for money they're legally entitled to

Condiv posted:

I had an employer that gathered the waiters I was working with at the time together to tell them that they would be fired if they ever again asked to be brought up to minimum wage cause "if you're not making minimum wage with tips then you're obviously not doing a good enough job to work here". not that they cared about these "problematic" waiters as long as they were keeping their mouths shut and not asking for money they're legally entitled to

same employer bitched me out for leaving early one day when I found out our make table had broken down and the ingredients had turned to the point that there were maggots in the ingredients. apparently I was the immoral one for not wanting to deliver poison pizza to customers

I really wish I had thought to call health services at the time :smith:

Condiv has issued a correction as of 18:18 on May 26, 2017

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

"Fast Kayaking Winklekrux Twins" is a good line

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The only poo poo hole I'm a tankie for and forever will be is Albania. Where my Houxtra-bro's at

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Frijolero posted:

The Lion Assad has killed 600,000 (((Islamists)))


lol imagine being loving triggered over sarcasm

Mate perhaps I was referring too the fact actual people think the poo poo your "sarcastically" posting

also glad to see were bringing things down to "TRIGGERED MUCH LOL" levels IE lowest level of comedy hell

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
whoa looks like this threads a regular Enver Hugboxha today

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Venom Snake posted:

The only poo poo hole I'm a tankie for and forever will be is Albania. Where my Houxtra-bro's at

Modding D&D these days, since you ask.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

weighed 42069 pounds
both parents are Ed Balls (long story)
wore viet cong pajamas to school every day
had the word "IMPERIALISM" instead of a mouth

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Modding D&D these days, since you ask.

What did break Homework explainers brain anyway; I thought he used to be decently self aware

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

logikv9 posted:

"twitter" is a sin

I'm all in with sin

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:

"twitter" is a sin

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Venom Snake posted:

What did break Homework explainers brain anyway; I thought he used to be decently self aware

Contrary to popular opinion, merely posting in D&D is not in and of itself an indication of a broken brain.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

the actual indicator is posting in this thread

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

sudo rm -rf posted:

do those exist

If they don't yet the free market will soon deliver

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Contrary to popular opinion, merely posting in D&D is not in and of itself an indication of a broken brain.

I more meant that Id heard he hands down super arbitrary long probation's or w/e but I only read the politoons thread sometimes so Iv got no idea what hes actually up too these days

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tweeting breaks your brain and makes you eternally addicted to gossip

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Venom Snake posted:

I more meant that Id heard he hands down super arbitrary long probation's or w/e but I only read the politoons thread sometimes so Iv got no idea what hes actually up too these days

Yeah I know I was just making a joke. I don't know that he's been dropping heavier than usual probies, but he has been handing them out more frequently than Fans generally has, though that might be just dealing with the report backlog (which believe me is nuts for D&D, they report like mad over there).

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
posting in D&D does not necessarily break your brain, but moderating it sure as hell does

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol

https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/867895324689526784

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Al made my cool sig gif which qualifies him for governance

I have sigs off

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
(((gringotts)))

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


finally some sense in a hellary twitter thread

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/868139299073609728

Nooooooooooo

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Venom Snake posted:

"Some close to HRC" means donors who are mad they didn't get jobs because she lost. I wouldn't trust hearsay like that unless well; you just want to get mad at clinton for old times sake lol

Also #theresistence is a loving joke perpetrated by hacks

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
~*~ Persist, Resist, Inspire, Perspire ~*~

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


the comments are better than usual. Usually it's full of wokes pretending Hillary won in November

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Also #theresistence is a loving joke perpetrated by hacks

And Star Trek roleplayers who call the cops on antifa.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Taintrunner posted:

And Star Trek roleplayers who call the cops on antifa.

I'm warming to the descriptor "apartheid liberals."

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


:ughh:

Nonsense posted:

the comments are better than usual. Usually it's full of wokes pretending Hillary won in November

I mean, that same kind of people plus lanyards and credentials are the ones she's gonna be listening to at all times because she only ever listens to sycophants anyway

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BobbyLMurphy/status/868143469671350272

JUST SAYING

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sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh



that dude is really dumb

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