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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Apparently increased minimum wage is catastrophic for young people

https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/868229542707691521

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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



I love these lovely hot takes. Zero analysis. Zero justification. Just this:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Looked up tomorrows front pages expecting an absolute bloodbath over Corbyn's speech. Instead... nope.

Out of the usual suspects only the Telegraph splashes on it, with a fairly weak 'Corbyn making excuses for Terrorists, say May' headline. The Sun, the Mail and the Times all went with a different terrorism-related story. Maybe a sign they worry the public may actually agree with him?

The Guardian and the Financial Times go so far as to flip it, implicitly accusing May of politicising the attack in her response to Corbyn's speech.

https://twitter.com/samsonofjohn/status/868230148658778113

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4b8-046SAs


Some new hot takes from the peoples friend the Shah Alexander Jahans

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TheRat posted:

Apparently increased minimum wage is catastrophic for young people

https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/868229542707691521

Isn't this the student oval office who got 35 votes in the NUS elections despite getting national press?

What a Tory oval office.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like our Jez is pretty good at this election lark.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Young Tories... christ. Even Tories hate Young Tories.

See, you're supposed to go on a long journey of intellectual discovery over many decades to independently come to the conclusion that actually being an amoral shithead is the mature and responsible thing to do. You're not supposed to just immediately jump into being a oval office with both feet, that's just taking the piss and makes our Mature Position on Tough Choices look silly.

Sapozhnik fucked around with this message at 00:26 on May 27, 2017

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Oberleutnant posted:

Well I wonder what the DWP have been up to this week

https://twitter.com/SiobhanONeill/status/868196386059284482

.....oh

Perfect candidate for a tram driver

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Sapozhnik posted:

Young Tories... christ. Even Tories hate Young Tories.

See, you're supposed to go on a long journey of intellectual discovery over many decades to independently come to the conclusion that actually being an amoral shithead is the mature and responsible thing to do. You're not supposed to just immediately jump into being a oval office with both feet, that's just taking the piss and makes our Mature Position on Tough Choices look silly.

There was one of them who offed himself a couple of years ago due to being bullied by other young Tories. I shall say no more.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ah to be a young aspiring pig fucker

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

LOL. u knows et.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I knew a guy with high functioning autism and serious mobility issues that was said to be perfectly capable of doing a 40 hour work week because he walked 40 feet and had amazing grades for reading and writing in Primary 4.

They just make poo poo up and hope you don't appeal.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4b8-046SAs


Some new hot takes from the peoples friend the Shah Alexander Jahans

you keep posting these like it's evident why the gently caress we're supposed to care in any direction

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I'm going to see to it that that healthcare professional is struck off whatever professional register they're on.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Angepain posted:

you keep posting these like it's evident why the gently caress we're supposed to care in any direction

Imagine Chris-Chan mixed with hardcore Marxism and virtue signalling

Thats the Shah Jahans

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

The poo poo posts, are actually not that good or funny.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Namtab posted:

The poo poo posts, are actually not that good or funny.

Everybodys a critic

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Imagine Chris-Chan mixed with hardcore Marxism and virtue signalling

Thats the Shah Jahans

So, like a severely autistic guy who had his life comprehensively ruined by obsessive, stalkerish Internet trolls? Informing us that most of the people who care about this are probably terrible is not a good way to sell us on why we should care about it.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Darth Walrus posted:

So, like a severely racist homophobic autistic guy who had his life comprehensively ruined by obsessive, stalkerish Internet trolls and his shittty abusive parents ? Informing us that most of the people who care about this are probably terrible is not a good way to sell us on why we should care about it.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Everybodys a critic

Specifically everyone's a critic of you. Because you're bad. At posting.

I request you improve. C'mon it's not even that hard to post mediocre.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Tesseraction posted:

Specifically everyone's a critic of you. Because you're bad. At posting.

I request you improve. C'mon it's not even that hard to post mediocre.

I'm the William McGonagall of SomethingAwful

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Only the saurus is allowed to talk about Chris Chan itt because that's how he met his wife

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

I'm the William McGonagall of SomethingAwful

Don't over-sell yourself.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

you post this like any of that makes it better or more worth giving a flying poo poo about

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Oberleutnant posted:

Well I wonder what the DWP have been up to this week

https://twitter.com/SiobhanONeill/status/868196386059284482

.....oh

lmaooo gently caress the disabled

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Man I miss pissflaps,pissflaps didn't talk about cwc

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

I'm the William McGonagall of SomethingAwful

given you're not dead, I doubt it

Namtab posted:

Only the saurus is allowed to talk about Chris Chan itt because that's how he met his wife

he's perma'd actually lol

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

OwlFancier posted:

Don't over-sell yourself.

The jerk store called and they're running out of me

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Mister Adequate posted:

lmaooo gently caress the disabled

The nhs won't let me, stupid "duty of care" laws

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

The jerk store called and they're running out of me

Oh now you're doing the ironic bad joke thing. Your post history is basically ever failed /b/ thread OP from 2011.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

Oh now you're doing the ironic bad joke thing. Your post history is basically ever failed /b/ thread OP from 2011.

GBS?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Holy loving poo poo. This storm

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Is basically just /b/ in 2017. Except the mods crack down on the outright bigotry here as best they can.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Ratjaculation posted:

Holy loving poo poo. This storm

Where are you?

I'm in Cornwall and there's been amazing continuous lightning and hardly any noise at all.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm a little way north of London and I'm dry and loving boiling

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Oh dear me posted:

Where are you?

I'm in Cornwall and there's been amazing continuous lightning and hardly any noise at all.

we got that in Scotland today as well, it's called "the sun" apparently

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Anyone else think https://twitter.com/Conservatives looks like the timeline of a crazy person? It's kind of weird that the overwhelming majority of their tweets are about Corbyn, not about themselves or their policy.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Angepain posted:

we got that in Scotland today as well, it's called "the sun" apparently

:bravo:

It's starting to make booming noises though, I hope this isn't the end of the wo

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

TheRat posted:

Anyone else think https://twitter.com/Conservatives looks like the timeline of a crazy person? It's kind of weird that the overwhelming majority of their tweets are about Corbyn, not about themselves or their policy.

Scrolling down to Tuesday gives quite the jarring bit of tonal whiplash there.

CORBYN CAN'T LEAD
COALITION OF CHAOS
IT'S OFFICIAL: CORBYN WILL STEAL YOUR CASH
EVIL CORBYN LOVES THE IRA
We stand with the people of Manchester.
Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ratjaculation posted:

Holy loving poo poo. This storm

Nice and breezy here in Yorkshire. Nice change from the last couple of days, got the windows open and the bedroom is a fridge.

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