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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

BigDave posted:

This might be a dumb question, but why would so many Republicans get into bed with the Russkies? I can't seriously believe they thought it would be a good idea to start doing secret business with Putin.

Greed. There are a lot of Russian Oligarchs who made fat stacks looting the remains of the Soviet Union, and they love investing money in the US.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

BigDave posted:

This might be a dumb question, but why would so many Republicans get into bed with the Russkies? I can't seriously believe they thought it would be a good idea to start doing secret business with Putin.

Instead of linking poo poo, I'll make it quick/general because there are rabbit holes and douchey poo poo all over the place down that road.

Obama weak, Putin strong.

Obama Muslim, Putin Christian.

Obamaville multicultural, Putintown white and forced Christian.

Obama hates guns, Putin loves guns.

(plus greed)

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

BigDave posted:

This might be a dumb question, but why would so many Republicans get into bed with the Russkies? I can't seriously believe they thought it would be a good idea to start doing secret business with Putin.

Russians hate gays minorities and liberals more than Republicans. Enemy of my enemy is my friend.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Greed and power

e beaten like hell

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

BigDave posted:

This might be a dumb question, but why would so many Republicans get into bed with the Russkies? I can't seriously believe they thought it would be a good idea to start doing secret business with Putin.

Putin sits at the head of a massive kleptocracy in which he has the power to channel stolen oil profits into corrupt pockets through Russian state owned banks, external shell corporations, and various business contract poo poo. Ideologically, he maintains control over the country through bigtime religious bullshit, nationalist shows of power, and with the stuff going on in the mideast he has an open stage to show off The Troops and That One lovely Aircraft Carrier, Lol, while framing it as a fight against Those Not-Christian Savages.

Putin's Russia is bizarro-1985 Hill Valley and he's Biff Tannen running everything from a gilded penthouse where money rules everything and power comes from oppression. Slap some crosses and jets and flags up there and you've got a GOP wankfest. Of course they're more than happy to sleep with that snake-eyed hellhound.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

The other part of it is that Republicans developed a reflexive 'Obama bad' regardless of the actual policy. So to the extent that Obama pushed back at the Russians, Republicans blindly criticized the response and found themselves basically making the same arguments as Russia. From there actual cooperation is a shorter putt.

Ardlen
Sep 30, 2005
WoT



Its the same kneejerk reaction that led to them overriding Obama's veto last year despite it being a terrible idea: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.f4ca08897f7e

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Jared should probably lawyer up.

https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/868270136297443328

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

BigDave posted:

This might be a dumb question, but why would so many Republicans get into bed with the Russkies? I can't seriously believe they thought it would be a good idea to start doing secret business with Putin.

Where else on earth are you going to find like minded (totalitarian and culturally retrograde) and like colored people?

phuzzylodgik
Oct 20, 2005

Fuck this filter shit.
"In reality, every authoritarian system is a kleptocracy." -Mikhail Khodorkovsky

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

We've had at least a dozen stories that with any other administration would be the story of the year, or at least the quarter. I still can't loving believe we judge the president on a sliding scale.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We're four months in and we're already at the "I don't recall" phase.

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/868281511790993408

changed tweet

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:37 on May 27, 2017

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape

facialimpediment posted:

We're four months in and we're already at the "I don't recall" phase.

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/868278977177296896

tweets gone, that was fast. What did it say?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Diabeesting posted:

tweets gone, that was fast. What did it say?

I don't recall

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Diabeesting posted:

tweets gone, that was fast. What did it say?

Kushmaster's lawyers saying he doesn't recall lmao

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



FastestGunAlive posted:

Companies and people trying to thank u for ur service doesn't really bug me however sincere or hollow it seems, it's kind of whatever at this point.

It's the vetrins who are gonna jump on fb to guilt people that them having fun for Memorial Day is wrong because ~never forget~ or how people who thank them are wrong because they're only allowed to thank the fallen on this day, etc.

These tend to be the same veterans who hated every minute they were in.

We lost a couple of our guys on my trip to Afghanistan. I can't think of a better way to honor their sacrifice than by getting a day off work and eating some kickass BBQ.

And maybe by not launching into another war until we have an actual exit strategy.


News:

Texas school gives out "joke" awards the day after the Manchester bombing, including "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist." Parents not amused.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40064966


Egypt bombs Libya in retaliation for attacks on Egyptian Coptic Christians.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/egypt-launches-strikes-libya-minya-attack-170526200625281.html

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

facialimpediment posted:

Instead of linking poo poo, I'll make it quick/general because there are rabbit holes and douchey poo poo all over the place down that road.

Obama weak, Putin strong.

Obama Muslim, Putin Christian.

Obamaville multicultural, Putintown white and forced Christian.

Obama hates guns, Putin loves guns.

(plus greed)

Putin storng. Obummer weak.

https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2017/05/26/study-physically-weak-men-more-likely-to-be-socialists/

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
No, see, after Montana Representative Mr. Bodyslammer, we totally need more of this sort of eeeeeyukyukyuk shenanigans.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-texas-governor-guns-idUSKBN18N009
Texas governor draws criticism for joke about shooting journalists

quote:

Abbott signed the bill at an indoor gun range in Austin, the state capital, then demonstrated his own shooting skills at an upstairs firing gallery before holding up his bullet-pocked target and quipping, "I'm gonna carry this around in case I see any reporters."

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Duke Chin posted:

No, see, after Montana Representative Mr. Bodyslammer, we totally need more of this sort of eeeeeyukyukyuk shenanigans.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-texas-governor-guns-idUSKBN18N009
Texas governor draws criticism for joke about shooting journalists

Republican Christ Approved.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Duke Chin posted:

No, see, after Montana Representative Mr. Bodyslammer, we totally need more of this sort of eeeeeyukyukyuk shenanigans.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-texas-governor-guns-idUSKBN18N009
Texas governor draws criticism for joke about shooting journalists

Draws criticism... from JOURNALISTS :banjo:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Current Event: War Machine released on Netflix. I'm 10 minutes in and I've been in stitches this whole time. Because someone who knows what's up wrote the screenplay. You guys gotta see it: Clooney is playing a very funny Stanley McChrystal, and the rest of the people you can figure out who they are. This movie is loving incredible so far. Again just 10 minutes in.

Insurgency math is the only part that spoke to me as a VETERAN OF OIF AND OEF.

..And I was in Nawa/Helmand at this time.

They got the Marines in spirit, anyways.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Arc Light posted:



News:

Texas school gives out "joke" awards the day after the Manchester bombing, including "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist." Parents not amused.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40064966


You forgot the best one. "most likely to be accepted by white people"

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

ded posted:

You forgot the best one. "most likely to be accepted by white people"

I mean these are hilarious but way more suitable for a graduating high school or college class

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Guy in Portland starts verbally abusing two Muslim women on a train, two people try to stop him and he stabs them and slits their throats:

http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/...men-passengers/

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


CommieGIR posted:

Guy in Portland starts verbally abusing two Muslim women on a train, two people try to stop him and he stabs them and slits their throats:

http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/...men-passengers/
We must stop the Mooselambs because they don't respect our peaceful values.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Duke Chin posted:

No, see, after Montana Representative Mr. Bodyslammer, we totally need more of this sort of eeeeeyukyukyuk shenanigans.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-texas-governor-guns-idUSKBN18N009
Texas governor draws criticism for joke about shooting journalists

Funniest thing is PA is only $20 and still cheaper then garbage hole Texas.

CommieGIR posted:

Guy in Portland starts verbally abusing two Muslim women on a train, two people try to stop him and he stabs them and slits their throats:

http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/...men-passengers/

And that's why you should own a gun because Raidersofthelostark.gif

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

CommieGIR posted:

Guy in Portland starts verbally abusing two Muslim women on a train, two people try to stop him and he stabs them and slits their throats:

http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/...men-passengers/

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Sergg posted:

Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

But what if he was Muslim

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TBeats posted:

But what if he was Muslim

Job related violence

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Sergg posted:

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.
I can't wait for the GOP to claim this has nothing to do with their rhetoric.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Sergg posted:

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

Or really far gone conservative white supremacist nutjob. Theres not a whole lot of difference between the two. Poor bastard was probably force fed fox news from a young age.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Sergg posted:

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

Or standard Tea Partier/Trumpite. Lots of Trumpites believe the hype about Muslims being illegals.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sergg posted:

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

99% certain it was a crazy homeless dude.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Brezhen....Carters guy died. Sorry it's Friday and I'm not trying to spell his name.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

Guy in Portland starts verbally abusing two Muslim women on a train, two people try to stop him and he stabs them and slits their throats:

http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/...men-passengers/

So I guess the lesson here is always be armed when confronting racist assholes so if they start getting violent you just shoot them, and thus make the world a better place.


gently caress that piece of poo poo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Sergg posted:

According to the police updates, he was ranting about how they don't pay their taxes and it was part of a larger, unfocused rant targeting various ethnicities. Putting my money on paranoid schizophrenia.

More likely manic or some form of personality disorder or drug problem. Paranoid schizophrenics are afraid others will hurt them. They don't usually try to start fights with everyone else.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Brezhen....Carters guy died. Sorry it's Friday and I'm not trying to spell his name.

oh hey thats why mika wasnt on morning joe

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Chichevache posted:

More likely manic or some form of personality disorder or drug problem. Paranoid schizophrenics are afraid others will hurt them. They don't usually try to start fights with everyone else.

But you see he was in no way possibly at all even in the slightest pushed into targeting those two women by our current right wing media hate-o-sphere. No sir not at all just a completely random tragedy. Real shame, somebody should do something about mental health in this country. Maybe slash funding for it some more and put more of them in jail where they'll surely get help since that's profitable? Sounds great!

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

CommieGIR posted:

Guy in Portland starts verbally abusing two Muslim women on a train, two people try to stop him and he stabs them and slits their throats:

http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/...men-passengers/

Well, that sucks.

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Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Meanwhile, Barry goes to Germany, and the very bad Germans act accordingly
https://twitter.com/bergopolis/status/867883342770864128

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