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I hope my internet friends do the new pirates movie and save me from watching it by telling me it is bad. Also when is Jay going to neck Mr plinkett they are dragging this out more than mulder and scully
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yes and it was better for it. prometheus and covenant would've been way better if they had no connection to alien and were just about an android going nuts and using the biotech of ancient astronauts. i think in one of the comics the space jockeys are big elephant people. i kinda just assumed the space jockey and its rig were all merged together like some weird nightmare thing.
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May 27, 2017 13:30
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Yeah, it was not the (((NERDS))) who have ruined the mystery of the weird skeletal creature in Alien. It was Ridley Scott.
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Berious posted:Also when is Jay going to neck Mr plinkett they are dragging this out more than mulder and scully "Alright Jay, now we have to convince people you really enjoy having gay sex or they may suspect the marriage is a sham. That's why you need to watch all these gay pornos so you can convincingly pass off as a homosexual." "Why are you doing this? How much money did you spend on all these gay porn DVDs? Why is Rain Man in here?" "Speaking of learning how to be a certain kind of lover, we recently saw How To Be A Latin Lover starring George Lopez." "No it's not. You horrible racist."
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May 27, 2017 15:02
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Xnnemorphs are ruined.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Roger Ebert is such a hack, he finally gave Lynch a good review and what a coincidence there is a girl on girl sex scene in this movie. At least he was honest about it Roger Ebert posted:[...]Betty and Rita have two lesbian love scenes so sexy you'd swear this was a 1970s movie, made when movie audiences liked sex. One of the scenes also contains the funniest example of pure logic in the history of sex scenes. (I still don't understand what the last sentence means)
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HoAssHo posted:Somehow I've never seen the Matrix and I keep thinking I probably should because it's referenced so much in pop culture that it just seems like something a person who likes movies should know about, ya know? On the other hand, I know most of what happens in it through cultural osmosis at this point and it looks pretty dated. Don't watch it it is really bad and you should count yourself lucky you never saw it
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May 27, 2017 21:04
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General Dog posted:At least he was honest about it The pure logic Is that Robert ebert loved looking at breasts
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May 27, 2017 21:09
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HoAssHo posted:So, RLMtards, help me out: does it hold up? Is it worth watching The Matrix in 2017? Is it Philosophy For Babies set to techno like I think? The Matrix still holds up, watch it. Do not watch the other 2.
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Trunko posted:Don't watch it it is really bad and you should count yourself lucky you never saw it Why don't you like the matrix trunko ur a bestselling sci fi author urself! You should be chasing that hollywood money right now! Also how could you not tell me personally the book is on amazon???? I'm effing crushed I haven't got my copy yet
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May 27, 2017 22:12
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Imagine a third Bill & Ted movie about an alternate timeline where Ted had become an edgelord parody of himself. That's Neo. Keanu felt like a spectator sleepwalking through the whole thing until the end. Maybe that was the point of his character arc, he hadn't awakened his true potential yet, but it made him feel kind of tacked-on. Other than that, Matrix 1 was ok,  IT BROKE NEW GROUND in CGI filming effects and was pretty cool for the time.
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Wicker Man posted:Xnnemorphs are ruined. Xenomorphs are ruined, Darth Vader is ruined, the future loving sucks.
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May 27, 2017 22:50
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WampaLord posted:The Matrix still holds up, watch it.
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May 27, 2017 23:15
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WampaLord posted:The Matrix still holds up, watch it.
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super sweet best pal posted:Imagine a third Bill & Ted movie about an alternate timeline where Ted had become an edgelord parody of himself. That's Neo. Keanu felt like a spectator sleepwalking through the whole thing until the end. Maybe that was the point of his character arc, he hadn't awakened his true potential yet, but it made him feel kind of tacked-on. Honestly, Neo being all "Keanu-y" works very well. I love his "whoa" after Morpheus does the jump.
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May 28, 2017 01:25
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NEO!!!!!!!! Don't forget to wind your watch!
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May 28, 2017 01:27
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I would watch a new Bill and Ted movie. Old man Bill and Ted still acting like retards.
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May 28, 2017 02:49
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Watch The Matrix. Then google Matrix Chateau Fight and Matrix Freeway Scene.
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Space Taxi posted:I would watch a new Bill and Ted movie. Old man Bill and Ted still acting like retards. That would be great
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May 28, 2017 04:16
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I dreamed mike b stoklasa tried to sit on me and it was awful
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May 28, 2017 04:17
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1086064/?ref_=nv_sr_3 Huh.
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May 28, 2017 04:24
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I thought the Matrix was a pretty fun and forgettable action movie and was incredibly confused when nerds started acting like it was the most important thing ever and every single commercial, flash animation and animated gif in the world started ripping off the spin around camera thing and bullet time. It's like if Broken Arrow became a cultural milestone.
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May 28, 2017 04:24
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I get mildly annoyed at people even calling them "xenomorphs". It was a throwaway line in Aliens, the entire point of which was to show the dumb company goons coming up with overly technical names for things to pretend they understood them.
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Lurdiak posted:I thought the Matrix was a pretty fun and forgettable action movie and was incredibly confused when nerds started acting like it was the most important thing ever and every single commercial, flash animation and animated gif in the world started ripping off the spin around camera thing and bullet time. I don't like or approve of this take. Entropic posted:I get mildly annoyed at people even calling them "xenomorphs". It was a throwaway line in Aliens, the entire point of which was to show the dumb company goons coming up with overly technical names for things to pretend they understood them. This came full circle when Sega made all of Hudson's joke weapon names real things in Aliens: Colonial Marines.
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May 28, 2017 04:54
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Ridley Scott's next Alien movie is going to give us the back story of the xenomorph's real name.
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May 28, 2017 05:02
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The next two movies will be the backstory of how Jones ended up on the Nostromo.
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Origami Dali posted:I dreamed mike b stoklasa tried to sit on me and it was awful I dreamed jay bauman sat on my face and it was spectacular
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May 28, 2017 05:10
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I want an Aliens prequel that tells us the story of Burke's career. Make it like Office Space.
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May 28, 2017 05:11
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I want an Alien prequel that explains where the logo came from.
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May 28, 2017 05:12
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Space Taxi posted:I would watch a new Bill and Ted movie. Old man Bill and Ted still acting like retards. God drat it, be careful or.... Well poo poo. It's not like it's going to be as good as the first one, it will be modern endless trash except also making GBS threads on a funny old movie. Even the second one was pretty meh. Except for the prop budget, which was hilarious. Apparently in the future everything is made of cheap foam and duct tape.
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May 28, 2017 05:41
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I can't wait for CGI Rufus.
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May 28, 2017 06:48
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What is wrong with Hollywood? Always with the origin stories. loving hacks.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I dreamed jay bauman sat on my face and it was spectacular Gross, dude. I dreamed that Jay and I had a romantic boat ride under the stars, where we gazed into each other's eyes, both knowing we were falling in love. Then I sat on his face.
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May 28, 2017 06:52
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Bogus Journey was bad on the whole but I'd watch the scenes with Death again.
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May 28, 2017 06:55
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HoAssHo posted:I dreamed that Jay and I had a romantic boat ride under the stars, where we gazed into each other's eyes, both knowing that Jay had blown the boatman numerous times at the docks.
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May 28, 2017 06:58
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super sweet best pal posted:Bogus Journey was bad on the whole but I'd watch the scenes with Death again. Death was the best part of that movie. I liked Bogus Journey.
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May 28, 2017 07:00
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HoAssHo posted:Gross, dude. Somewhere Jay awakens in a cold sweat from the nightmare of heterosexual contact.
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May 28, 2017 07:14
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"Any man who puts any effort whatsoever into his appearance must be gay" - totally not a a slovenly goon who's never gotten past second base and can't figure out why
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May 28, 2017 07:22
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Joke's on you, I put a ton of effort into my appearance and still haven't got past second base. One of these days I'll find the right video game t-shirt...
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