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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwgAf3xXN-E Not sure what happend here but it appears CiGs stellar customer service is at it again.
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DarkRefreshment posted:I refuse to make fun of this guy any more. He is clearly, actually mental. Deeply bipolar at least Well, he's still posting.
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May 27, 2017 22:16
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chochmah posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwgAf3xXN-E Cloud Imperium Games, where you get hate mail from the Customer Support staff for clicking 'buy' on their store page
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May 27, 2017 22:30
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his nibs posted:mocrap Mo' money, mo' crap.
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May 27, 2017 22:38
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"fidelity is better than real world graphics" Let that phrase wash over you. Soak in the profound lack of self awareness and critical thinking needed to think that it means anything at all. "fidelity is better than real world graphics" Magnificent.
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May 27, 2017 23:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEz1yMVVU0o Wait for it.
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:"fidelity is better than real world graphics" Maybe he's got some kind of disease where he sees reality at 10 fps
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May 27, 2017 23:12
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AP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEz1yMVVU0o wait for grabby hands 2.0 you godamn content locust
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AP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEz1yMVVU0o I love these reminders that CIG can't even get little single player levels to work right. After 6 years the hanger is still a buggy mess.
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DarkRefreshment posted:
 WTF happened to this dudes eyes? Is that the result of reading the fourth stimpire text too much?
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Amazing Zimmo posted:
In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:
Is this what mocap at the imaginarium looks like when finished? dear god human faces shouldn't look like that or was this one of their amateur mocap sessions directed by lando behind the dumpster I'm gonna make you a starrrrrr, yeah that's the face we need now... T POSE!
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Sappo569 posted:Is this what mocap at the imaginarium looks like when finished? dear god human faces shouldn't look like that I'm not even sure he has a chin, the neck seems to go in a straight line up to his bottom lip.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:I'm not even sure he has a chin, the neck seems to go in a straight line up to his bottom lip. loving Crobbers putting himself in every game/movie/piece of media he makes
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May 27, 2017 23:46
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AP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEz1yMVVU0o I'm not saying I'm a hard drinker. I am saying I've had nightmares like this.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:
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May 27, 2017 23:56
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MilesK posted:now that Kythera is out, CIG should hire DeepMind for the A.I. They should use DeepMind to write the game. Then it would be done in two weeks.
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chochmah posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwgAf3xXN-E So they have an Idris and javelin CCU in the works and they accidentally made it available for awhile. Lol. I thought those numbers needed to be carefully balanced.
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What exactly does he mean when he says "you backed the wrong horse" if you didn't give CIG money or got a refund? It's like absolutely everyone 'has' to have thrown money at either SC and SC only or, some other game and that other game only.  When he realises that you don't actually have to throw money at CIG to enable the option of having a valid opinion one way or t'other, he's going to loving freak the gently caress out and poo poo his crotchless knickers. 
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May 28, 2017 02:06
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Why all this haters Please to give a reasonable argument
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May 28, 2017 02:28
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Derailing r/ds? That would be a huge travesty if their archival sub got derailed. There would be no evidence of Derek's misinformation, miscontruations and miscontextualizations to present if there was ever a trial.
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May 28, 2017 02:37
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why don't they come join the largest SC community here. they can talk mad poo poo to Derek all day and ain't no one gonna give a gently caress
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May 28, 2017 02:46
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It would indeed be great for them to archive the archives, much more professional.
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Abuminable posted:Derailing r/ds? That would be a huge travesty if their archival sub got derailed. There would be no evidence of Derek's misinformation, miscontruations and miscontextualizations to present if there was ever a trial. More importantly, where will people go to discuss Derek's penis if /r/dereksmart shuts down?
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Dementropy posted:
Holy poo poo they take every joke thats posted here as if its a literal thing that happens. I cant even what the gently caress why are they so holy hell my head hurts
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Lack of Gravitas posted:this is good because i will be able to put my real-life doctoring skills to work during an emergency or also during a non-emergency, just like i was trained to do at medical school along with doctor titanic and doctor smart, and i won't have wasted all this money on my white doctors coat and stethascope and headband-with-the-shiny-disc-thing that i'm not sure what is for but seems important for some reason Can confirm. Blood flow doctoration was Lack of Gravitas primary research. He's published dozens of articles about it, such as International Blood Flow, and Blood Flow of Marine Biology. He really is the resident expert.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:
What the hell is wrong with the characters neck ? It's the 1st thing i noticed and it's making me feel all kinds of un-easy. 
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chochmah posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwgAf3xXN-E Lol these loving guys How is this nearly 2 hours long? Wtf
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grimcreaper posted:Holy poo poo they take every joke thats posted here as if its a literal thing that happens. I cant even what the gently caress why are they so holy hell my head hurts
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May 28, 2017 04:03
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I think nawledgelambo should continue archiving random Derek tweets on r/ds because it makes them more upset than anything and I laugh every time each of his threads hits 0 or gets reposted by a "real" archivist.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Today I discovered that I share a birthday with Chris Roberts. I don't know why, but this is upsetting. Happy Birthday from your thread regular, Jobbo_Fett Better luck next time!
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thatguy posted:Someone make a bot that automatically And do the tweets out of order as well.
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its good that its now completely obvious and true that CIg has loans. I thought it was only filthy goons trolling and fud spreading a year ago.
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There is no part of this picture which is anatomically normal. The beady little eyes, hook nose, dumb overbite, hosed up lip muscles, rubber neck, clipping textures... 
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Exinos posted:More importantly, where will people go to discuss Derek's penis if /r/dereksmart shuts down? https://www.reddit.com/r/thedereksmart https://www.reddit.com/r/dereksmartchive
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