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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Not to undermine your point, but would "I haven't unlocked any of the secrets yet" signify that you haven't played a whole lot of it, which doesn't counter "hasn't gotten boring yet" at all?

No, it just signifies that I'm pretty bad at it still and most of the secrets are super hard to unlock. :v:

Help Im Alive posted:

Are there any other cool mystery solving games/VNs like these Sherlock Holmes games that I might have missed out on (I've played all the Ace Attorneys/Laytons/LA Noire/Ghost Trick if that counts/Hotel Dusk/Last Window/Zero Escape series)

Contradiction? http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/373390/

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

tap my mountain posted:

I think my brain is broken, all I think of when I hear The Phantom is John Turturro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

This is what I think of when I hear the words 'the phantom' in any context

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 28, 2017

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Not to undermine your point, but would "I haven't unlocked any of the secrets yet" signify that you haven't played a whole lot of it, which doesn't counter "hasn't gotten boring yet" at all?


Hatoful Boyfriend :ssh:

I thought that was just a dating sim (with pigeons)

Sakurazuka posted:

The Poirot game that came out last year (The ABC Murders) tried to do a similar thing to the last two Sherlock Holmes games but wasn't nearly as good, might be worth trying if you find it for cheap though, goes on sale fairly regularly.

Yeah I think I've seen that on sale a million times on PS4 - I'll have to pick it up next time


That looks really cool but I can't really play PC games on my dying laptop unfortunately (and I don't have anything that could play the iOS version)

Is Her Story good? I remember it winning a bunch of awards

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I went to eat n park for a birthday dinner and while we were there, some old people were walking out and one of them was just ripping loud farts the whole way, not even trying to disguise it, just walking by going PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Thing I have learned from living with my grandparents: Old people just do not even give a single drat about farting literally every minute of the day. They will fart and then laugh and say "WHOOPIE ha ha ha". It's cute, but also can be nauseating when you are say trying to eat breakfast with them

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
That's awesome. I want to be that person when I grow up.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Help Im Alive posted:

I thought that was just a dating sim (with pigeons)

Sorta but it gets crazier

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

codenameFANGIO posted:

Eh you're a pleasant but depressed dude. At least you're not a mean and depressed dude like basically everyone else. Happy birthday, kite person. :cheers:

I just need to quit whining in here is all because I'm more or less an e/n thread incarnate lol, it's hard to keep people in good spirits like that.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

FirstAidKite posted:

I went to eat n park for a birthday dinner and while we were there, some old people were walking out and one of them was just ripping loud farts the whole way, not even trying to disguise it, just walking by going PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT

that's a good grandad

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Boy my connection sure is being garbage tonight. That's always fun.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It's those darn regulations strangling the internet. :bahgawd:

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Helix is the breakout character of 2017

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

CJacobs posted:

Thing I have learned from living with my grandparents: Old people just do not even give a single drat about farting literally every minute of the day. They will fart and then laugh and say "WHOOPIE ha ha ha". It's cute, but also can be nauseating when you are say trying to eat breakfast with them

Snak posted:

That's awesome. I want to be that person when I grow up.

I am glad to announce that I have reached this point at the ripe old age of 22 and it is good.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

CJacobs posted:

Old people just do not even give a single drat

From observing older relatives,my parents and even older customers when I was in retail, this seems to be the case.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhTaXqDIHVk

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Why do games have falling damage. It takes effort to put in and makes your games less fun.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
I like it in dark souls invasions but that's about it

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I just lost an hour of Dragon's Dogma progress due to bad autosave and falling down a cliff. It's like... I didn't even lose at the game, I just got unlucky and now I'm insta dead.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Using a very fast-moving dodge build in Payday 2 for the first time and realizing that staircases could be deadly at that speed was an experience

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

my 4 day old daughter keeps ripping just real rude toots and it so far is and i suspect always will be, the funniest thing

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Dr Cheeto posted:

Using a very fast-moving dodge build in Payday 2 for the first time and realizing that staircases could be deadly at that speed was an experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBhZVafetk

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

FirstAidKite posted:

I went to eat n park for a birthday dinner and while we were there, some old people were walking out and one of them was just ripping loud farts the whole way, not even trying to disguise it, just walking by going PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i know that feel fam, i was out with this chick once and this old guy gets in front of us on the escalator and just fuckin lets one rip in our faces

thing i heard in town today, huge bald hawaiian dude with tribal sleeves talking to his friend:
"so dis faka stay givin me hard time so i jus let dat faka have it, brah no step to me, ack like you hot shet, i stay your frickin healer. no fuckin dps goin say dat to me bu, i buss yo face"

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Where's the futanaris

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I would assume that people seek out cartoon porn because of specific characters or franchises, are there really people who just prefer any old drawn thing to live action

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I would assume that people seek out cartoon porn because of specific characters or franchises, are there really people who just prefer any old drawn thing to live action
Yes there are

in the world of drawn art, any fetish can be realized to satiate all types of weirdos

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I would assume that people seek out cartoon porn because of specific characters or franchises, are there really people who just prefer any old drawn thing to live action

I think sometimes a person just like a drawing of a titty

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I would assume that people seek out cartoon porn because of specific characters or franchises, are there really people who just prefer any old drawn thing to live action

Like is that a serious question.



A cartoon woman is ageless, flawless, doesn't have to obey any kind of physical reality, and doesn't actually exist outside of the male gratifying fantasies she was created to fulfill so can't make you feel bad by turning you down for a date or having political opinions.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Lurdiak posted:

so can't make you feel bad by turning you down for a date or having political opinions.

Wow lurdiak way to shame the people with fetishes for women turning them down for dates and having political opinions and making them feel bad

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


FirstAidKite posted:

Wow lurdiak way to shame the people with fetishes for women turning them down for dates and having political opinions and making them feel bad

Kinkshaming is my fetish.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

So I guess we're just gonna ignore Rhode Island in this conversation huh? That's fair.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

VR's sole hope is to snare the people who want to date anime girls

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I can't believe Lurdiak is using the games chat thread to get off



again

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Sam Faust posted:

So I guess we're just gonna ignore Rhode Island in this conversation huh? That's fair.

lesbian porn probably can get kinda boring and sonic doing his best tool album cover impression is probably pretty spicy

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I mean he can curl into a perfect sphere so it's probably pretty easy for him

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

oddium posted:

my 4 day old daughter keeps ripping just real rude toots and it so far is and i suspect always will be, the funniest thing

You should take a video you can embarrass her with it when she's a teenager.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

FirstAidKite posted:

I can't believe Lurdiak is using the games chat thread to get off



again

just let lurdiak do lurdiak




if you know what i mean

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Lurdiak posted:

Like is that a serious question.



A cartoon woman is ageless, flawless, doesn't have to obey any kind of physical reality, and doesn't actually exist outside of the male gratifying fantasies she was created to fulfill so can't make you feel bad by turning you down for a date or having political opinions.

aw cmon this one is loaded, the source is of the guy's 3d waifu helping him prep to break the world record for masturbating to his 2d waifus

Quest For Glory II posted:

VR's sole hope is to snare the people who want to date anime girls

hd-dvd lost because porn went with blu-ray, checks out

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Lurdiak posted:

Where's the futanaris

*raises paw*

what up fellow cartoon-state havers btw

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
was rogue galaxy any good

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