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-barristan is still alive in the books i dont read, and the show had bad writers for this -who will die??? is becoming more predictable, they lose like 50 million dollars if they choose to keep brother fucker over empowered young millennial dragon rider -the mountain has changed actors 3? or 4 times, and now even became smaller in a villain suit of black armor? serves zero purpose for driving the story if the hound doesn't come back to kill him
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Cleagane Bowl won't happen until next season and they will probably wind up killing each other. Possibly by Sandor being fatally stabbed and dragging both of them into a pool of dragon's flame or something else incredibly on the nose.
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May 28, 2017 01:49
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This show is going to suck when it finally devolves into all the humans banding together to fight the ice zombies.
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May 28, 2017 02:11
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Ice, barum bum bum bubarumbum
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May 28, 2017 02:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:Cleagane Bowl won't happen until next season and they will probably wind up killing each other. Possibly by Sandor being fatally stabbed and dragging both of them into a pool of dragon's flame or something else incredibly on the nose. that is a fair prediction, again i havent read the books so these aren't spoilers unless the writers are going from ruining things for no reason to being predictable -sandow kills gregor, probably with fire to overcome his fear for ultimate vengance -dragon woman kills incest woman anything else? i don't care about the snow people and it just feels like more zombie poo poo in a market saturated with years of bad zombie poo poo. -tyrion seems like he's going to die a fifth time, but does not until the last episode or never random guess that wont happen: - dragon girl or one of the stark girls tells a old man blacksmith to collect the swords the lionisters stole from her dead dad and make a bunch of little swords
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May 28, 2017 04:27
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now wait a minute are they saying in the show that robert strong is really just gregor clegane in a disguise? the book made it clear that a bigass skull got mailed somewhere else so he had to have a different head on the old giant body if he wasn't a frankensteinean horror top to bottom
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May 28, 2017 04:31
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extra stout posted:- dragon girl or one of the stark girls tells a old man blacksmith to collect the swords the lionisters stole from her dead dad and make a bunch of little swords Collect the swords, Bentley Bear! That'll eat up a few episodes of screentime, heh heh heh...  ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:the book made it clear that a bigass skull got mailed somewhere else so he had to have a different head on the old giant body if he wasn't a frankensteinean horror top to bottom Bingo (he is a Frankensteinean horror)
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May 28, 2017 05:00
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To be honest, I was hoping Cleganebowl wouldn't happen. In the books Browne meets the priest and there's a unnamed character who fits the hound's description though the priest explicitly says that the hound is dead and buried and then she moves on and we never see them again and Sandor has a nice little sendoff where he's out his old life behind him and implied to have found a measure of peace exiting the story on a high note. I liked that ending for him.
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May 28, 2017 05:38
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fruit on the bottom posted:To be honest, I was hoping Cleganebowl wouldn't happen. In the books Browne meets the priest and there's a unnamed character who fits the hound's description though the priest explicitly says that the hound is dead and buried and then she moves on and we never see them again and Sandor has a nice little sendoff where he's out his old life behind him and implied to have found a measure of peace exiting the story on a high note. Too bad the show...er, showed us how that all ends up for him.
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May 28, 2017 05:50
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May 28, 2017 06:32
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I don't mind the ice zombie necromancer wizards, since I like fantasy But it's been 7 years (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and all we know of them is that they like to murder people and turn babies into themselves?? Also there were apparently some loving elves and a guy in a tree and then they immediately died (??????????????) whats going onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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May 28, 2017 06:39
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Fartbox posted:I don't mind the ice zombie necromancer wizards, since I like fantasy no one cares tits
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May 28, 2017 06:58
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Fartbox posted:I don't mind the ice zombie necromancer wizards, since I like fantasy *george rr martin thinking very carefully about how to make his world unique from tolkiens* i need 17 more years but ill describe the bowel movements of the characters from their own perspective so you can experience them making GBS threads just like people poo poo in the real sword and shield days
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May 28, 2017 08:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:Too bad the show...er, showed us how that all ends up for him. I know and I hated it!
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May 28, 2017 08:45
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extra stout posted:*george rr martin thinking very carefully about how to make his world unique from tolkiens* Someone post the excerpt, I haven't jerked off in a few hours
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May 28, 2017 08:53
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Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was making GBS threads brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
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May 28, 2017 08:59
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She was sopping wet when he entered her. “drat you,” she said. “drat you drat you drat you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her oval office became the world.
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May 28, 2017 09:26
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ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:now wait a minute are they saying in the show that robert strong is really just gregor clegane in a disguise? the book made it clear that a bigass skull got mailed somewhere else so he had to have a different head on the old giant body if he wasn't a frankensteinean horror top to bottom Gregors dead but qyburn frankensteined him in both the books and the show and it's not as screamingly obvious in the books but it's pretty clear Robert strong is meant to be some freaky flesh golem poo poo
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May 28, 2017 11:12
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fruit on the bottom posted:Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was making GBS threads brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. I wish this was long enough to be the thread title
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May 28, 2017 11:13
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fruit on the bottom posted:To be honest, I was hoping Cleganebowl wouldn't happen. In the books Browne meets the priest and there's a unnamed character who fits the hound's description though the priest explicitly says that the hound is dead and buried and then she moves on and we never see them again and Sandor has a nice little sendoff where he's out his old life behind him and implied to have found a measure of peace exiting the story on a high note. Ah yes, the best part of the book. "That interesting character you like? Died while you were at the movies! Probably, anyway! No, you can't have a cool flashback sequence of it!"
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May 28, 2017 11:15
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It was good that The hound found some peace in the books but it was also good that he went nuts on a revenge killing and also whipped his cock out in the show that's my opinion
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May 28, 2017 11:30
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extra stout posted:*george rr martin thinking very carefully about how to make his world unique from tolkiens* More like sword and bored, amiright?
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slowm posted:Can't wait for every character's spin-off! they should do a spinoff of arya and the hound's adventures in the countryside also of theon getting tortured by ramsey
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May 28, 2017 13:15
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They should do a cooking show where Strong Belwas travels around and eats liver and onions.
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May 28, 2017 13:17
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I would like to see 40 minutes a week of go pro footage from a dragon checking out westeros
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drowned in pussy juice posted:It was good that The hound found some peace in the books but it was also good that he went nuts on a revenge killing and also whipped his cock out in the show that's my opinion agreed i mean if you don't want more of the hound eating chickens and axing people in the dick then I honestly don't know what to say
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May 28, 2017 16:14
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i watch the show but i'm bad with names so i still don't understand who half the characters being referred to here are
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May 28, 2017 16:20
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the trump tutelage posted:What's everyone's opinion on most badass death on the show? that dude who gets smoked by the giant's arrow
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May 28, 2017 16:23
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I'm for exploding head
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May 28, 2017 16:24
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SmokaDustbowl posted:that dude who gets smoked by the giant's arrow That owned. Unlike last season's giant. How do you go from kickass giant bow, to smashing skeletons with a burning tree and stomping on them, to kinda ineffectively swatting away spears?
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May 28, 2017 16:29
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May 28, 2017 18:10
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Last season I watched was 5 but my money is still on Bronn kills everyone and wins the respect of the dragons, which he uses to keep the stupid undead away while he sips wine and fucks wenches.
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May 28, 2017 18:13
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drowned in pussy juice posted:I wish this was long enough to be the thread title GoT Thread: Every stool was looser than the one before
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May 28, 2017 18:44
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Soap operas are not good.
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May 28, 2017 18:46
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lmao that they already spoiled the end of season 8 and the whole show. ya'll thought it's gonna be some cliche fantasy thing with Jon and Danny, but they're subverting all expectations by bringing Renly back. Confirmed in a leaked behind the scenes photo with the new actor: 
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May 28, 2017 20:37
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I don't know who Renly is, so no spoiler
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Grey Worm learning to read takes up entirely too much screen time Dude grey worm is a badass and a lil sweetie, like when he went up and told Missy in halting first year English class words that her teaching sessions were very precious to him I was like awww  This is how you get laid you goony goons, by genuinely impressing some chick so much that even when you tell her you don't have a penis she's like whatever we'll make it work take your shirt off
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