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Fated To Be Fat
May 23, 2009

A branch without a tree.
https://twitter.com/anttiyr/status/868748457170882560

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

As a Finno-ugric socialist ethno-nationalist the slow decay and death of our country saddens me, but if this is truly what my fellow Finns want then so be it. I hope future societies learn from our mistakes. Mainly, don't vote for disgusting half-bloods or cultists.

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax

kikkelivelho posted:

As a Finno-ugric socialist ethno-nationalist the slow decay and death of our country saddens me, but if this is truly what my fellow Finns want then so be it. I hope future societies learn from our mistakes. Mainly, don't vote for disgusting half-bloods or cultists.

Mongooli sinä olet.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Ligur posted:

Mongooli sinä olet.

potaatou poteitou

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Haha seriously Kokoomus is like some parasite that feeds on other parties, drat:
http://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000005230454.html

Turns out that people who don't vote for Cock don't like it when their own parties jam it down their throat nevertheless. Who knew!

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

"Voi kun minun sieluani kaivertaa kun ihmiset pääsevät pois minun kovalla työllä tekemästäni kurjasta yhteiskunnasta edes kaljalla. Kyllä kaikkien suomalaisten pitäisi kärsiä tämän hallituksen leikkauksista ja hitaasta yhteiskunnan kuolemasta."

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Fated To Be Fat posted:

http://www.hs.fi/sunnuntai/art-2000005229894.html?share=c29a9448973b53087cc9ebbd967a8ca1

What does this man have to do to get fired. I seems to actively want it.


"Aw, gently caress it, I'll just do it myself!"
http://www.hs.fi/kulttuuri/art-2000005231395.html

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

DarkCrawler posted:

"Aw, gently caress it, I'll just do it myself!"
http://www.hs.fi/kulttuuri/art-2000005231395.html

enpä olisi uskonut

on aika harvinaista tässä maassa että möhlinyt idiootti lähtee vapaaehtoisesti

jaa, mikäköhän palkkiovirka sille löydetään?

e: haha, se on ylläripylläri kepulainen siannussija, eiköhän siitä saada uusi maaherra tjs uuteen maakuntatsydeemiin

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 14:01 on May 29, 2017

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Suuri Johtajamme on sitten armollisessa viisaudessaan suvainnut sallia alamaistensa muodostaa valitsijayhdistyksen, jonka suosiosta mahdollisesti riippuen hän ilmaisee lopullisen kantansa toiselle kaudelle pyrkimiselleen.

Tai suomeksi Sale pyrkii toiselle kaudelle ja haluaa tehdä sen niin teatraalisesti kuin vain kykenee. Vitun urpot.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin


Got Hearts of Iron 4

It's a pretty fun game

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

DarkCrawler posted:



Got Hearts of Iron 4

It's a pretty fun game

kakkosessa sain suomea pelatessa vallattua britit

ja sain tshekeillä rantaviivaa itämereltä

noi paradoksin pelit on hauskoja

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Haahahahahahhaaha:

http://www.hs.fi/kaupunki/art-2000005232142.html

I'd quote the highlights but honestly the whole thing is a highlight.

Hogge Wild posted:

kakkosessa sain suomea pelatessa vallattua britit

ja sain tshekeillä rantaviivaa itämereltä

noi paradoksin pelit on hauskoja

Bitch to learn, but once you do fun is guaranteed for a long, long time.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
http://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000005232570.html

Another supposed slam dunk that ended up being broken noses and eyeglasses in the audience

Though holy gently caress a lot of people wanted their say on this thing:
http://valtioneuvosto.fi/hanke?selectedProjectId=3016

there are some gems among statements really:

quote:

Lopuksi, tietyt suomalaiset päättäjät tuntuvat sekoittavan viinin kulutuksen ja alkoholin kulutuksen. Viini ei ole ”normaalia alkoholia”, sellaista joksi alkoholi Suomessa mielletään. Viini on aterian kanssa nautittava juoma ja voidaan nähdä pikemminkin elintarvikkeena.

Agree with the overall point of that particular statement (the whole one is about how you shouldn't take a step back in limiting the selling of wines online) but "WINE IS NOT NORMAL ALCOHOL" isn't my experience with it :v:

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 12:29 on May 30, 2017

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013


Ennustus toteutui? :aaaaa:

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Remember, fermented lonkero is good for society.

Distilled lonkero makes Laestadian jesus cry.

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax
On ne keput tarkkaan laskeneet, kuinka monta prosentin kymmenesosaa sopii juomassa olla niin ettei turmio ja alkoholismi. Lisäksi perkele eivät pitäneet itse sovitusta kiinni ja nyt syyttävät muita eniveis.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

Ligur posted:

On ne keput tarkkaan laskeneet, kuinka monta prosentin kymmenesosaa sopii juomassa olla niin ettei turmio ja alkoholismi.

Vastaus on tiedetty pitkään. Se on 0.

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008
just lol at all the alcoholics itt defending their limuviinat

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Herman Merman posted:

just lol at all the alcoholics itt defending their limuviinat

Alcoholics don't really give a poo poo about any of this, they'll get their fix either way even if there's like a hour in a day to buy alcohol, I should know.

This is more of a fight between hihhulis and craft beer hifistelijät/wine drinkers/people who sell alcohol but don't work for Alko.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend
Can confirm that you don't really care about k-market selling certain alcoholic drinks or not when you're tucked away in (if you got lucky that night) a rappukäytävä drinking leijona and hoping you'll wake up in time to avoid the shame of the first person coming down the stairs in the morning finding you and telling you to :getout:

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I respect an alcoholic who wakes up early enough to buy his booze before 9. That is a man with goals.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Kehveli posted:

Can confirm that you don't really care about k-market selling certain alcoholic drinks or not when you're tucked away in (if you got lucky that night) a rappukäytävä drinking leijona and hoping you'll wake up in time to avoid the shame of the first person coming down the stairs in the morning finding you and telling you to :getout:

Weren't you the dude who worked with (ex) prisoners in various projects? Just checking.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
http://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000005234505.html

this loving government

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Just a reminder that Ile had to resign because he sent a few naughty (:airquote:) text messages to a stripper or whatever. This government has been a continuous shitshow of sheer idiocy, incompetence and stubborn dismantling of the welfare state and the media response is basically :shrug:

Personally, I blame the US Republicans during the Obama period. The media coverage they got in Finland made it seem like the current situation is somehow normal and perfectly ok here in Finland too.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
And now with Trump on the White House Sipilä could take a dump in the mouth of a poor unemployed developmentally disabled student live on YLE and still seem relatively sane in comparison.

Covfefe.

Jesus Christ.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

SnowblindFatal posted:

Weren't you the dude who worked with (ex) prisoners in various projects? Just checking.

Yer, also stuff relating to addiction and homelessness but they generally go pretty much together in Finland. I'm currently trying to get into school for social services since it turns out having an actual degree in what you like to do helps you do it better in more places and you might not even have to do it for free half the time :v:

A few thousand people cut in the preliminary sote-alan exam, out of ~200 who got through to the actual entrance exam around 120 got into interviews and 60 are gonna get in. Got into the interview stage but I'm not convinced being honest about doing my share of dumb stuff back in the day was a winning move, even if I did make it clear it's all in the past by like 6 years :ohdear:

Kehveli fucked around with this message at 18:58 on May 31, 2017

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

DarkCrawler posted:

And now with Trump on the White House Sipilä could take a dump in the mouth of a poor unemployed developmentally disabled student live on YLE and still seem relatively sane in comparison.

Covfefe.

Jesus Christ.

Don't doxx the only viewer Yle still has

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
http://yle.fi/uutiset/3-9645348

8 months ehdollinen and almost...two months of pay!

http://m.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2016052621621840_uu.shtml

The long arm of the law is hard and merciless.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
näyttää siltä että mestari on voittamassa

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Darkest Auer posted:

Just a reminder that Ile had to resign because he sent a few naughty (:airquote:) text messages to a stripper or whatever.
This is not completely accurate.

Kanerva had promised - both Kokoomus and Katainen - that he wouldn't get into situations like that, since the Fingerroos etc. thing was embarrassing as hell. But he couldn't keep that promise. That was not acceptable to Katainen - he now now had a foreign minister that had done something stupid despite promising not to and was from his own party. Kanerva was fodder for ridicule for opposition - and that's not even getting into the question of "how hard would it be to honeypot this guy"?

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Hogge Wild posted:

näyttää siltä että mestari on voittamassa

Niin hauskoja kuin DarkCrawlerin reaktiot hesarin kohuartikkeleihin olisivatkin, kyllä sen taitaa Terho viedä. Tuo TTn gallupi ei kerro mitään yhtään mistään, koska random tyypit jotka vastaavat puhelimeen ja sanovat kannattavansa fasisteja eivät ole (välttämättä) mitenkään edustava otos puoluekokoukseen vaivautuvista puolueen jäsenistä.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Rappaport posted:

Niin hauskoja kuin DarkCrawlerin reaktiot hesarin kohuartikkeleihin olisivatkin, kyllä sen taitaa Terho viedä. Tuo TTn gallupi ei kerro mitään yhtään mistään, koska random tyypit jotka vastaavat puhelimeen ja sanovat kannattavansa fasisteja eivät ole (välttämättä) mitenkään edustava otos puoluekokoukseen vaivautuvista puolueen jäsenistä.

Oh, I would be overjoyed if Mestari won ;)

Unlike some people though, I actually read more then the article headings before posting about them.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Rappaport posted:

Niin hauskoja kuin DarkCrawlerin reaktiot hesarin kohuartikkeleihin olisivatkin, kyllä sen taitaa Terho viedä. Tuo TTn gallupi ei kerro mitään yhtään mistään, koska random tyypit jotka vastaavat puhelimeen ja sanovat kannattavansa fasisteja eivät ole (välttämättä) mitenkään edustava otos puoluekokoukseen vaivautuvista puolueen jäsenistä.

jaa, olin siinä uskossa että se on juurikin toisinpäin, eli että monet fasistit eivät kehtaa sanoa kyseliöille kannattavansa niitä, mutta käyvät kuitenkin äänestämässä niitä

tai ainakin näin oli berluskoonin kanssa


DarkCrawler posted:

Oh, I would be overjoyed if Mestari won ;)

Unlike some people though, I actually read more then the article headings before posting about them.

lol jos luet etkä vain postaa mitä mieleen tulee

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Hogge Wild posted:

jaa, olin siinä uskossa että se on juurikin toisinpäin, eli että monet fasistit eivät kehtaa sanoa kyseliöille kannattavansa niitä, mutta käyvät kuitenkin äänestämässä niitä

tai ainakin näin oli berluskoonin kanssa

Vika on enemmän siinä, että tällä kertaa äänestämään pääsevät vaan jäsenkirjan omistajat, eli kysymys kuuluu kumpia vääntäytyy Jyväskylään enemmän, SMP-eläkeläisiä vai kiljuskinejä

Spoiler: Ei näytä hyvältä skineille

DarkCrawler posted:

Oh, I would be overjoyed if Mestari won ;)

Unlike some people though, I actually read more then the article headings before posting about them.

I figured you would be! You seem so genuinely pleased whenever there's a lol persut thing going on.

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
Miten teidän perjantai pullo?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

throw to first drat IT posted:

Miten teidän perjantai pullo?



sama

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Hogge Wild posted:

lol jos luet etkä vain postaa mitä mieleen tulee

:shrug: As long as you are incapable or unwilling to point out a single thing that is factually wrong in my posts (the Debate part), this is all just some random guy not liking what I am writing and yelling about it (the Discussion part). I've gotten plenty used to the latter, of course, so always more then happy to participate in either. When it comes to the latter I more or less do post what comes to my mind, I would say that is pretty obvious.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

The leaked Halla-aho contingency plan for the government is for the Terho supporting MPs to split into their own party.

It's kind of funny in perspective that Terho is sitting in the ministerinaitio actively calling for a EU referendum but keskok will still take him over Halla-aho.

Also if this happens, I'm pretty sure the Lex Soini enacted in 2015 will backfire spectacularly because if the Terho majority splits from the mother party run by Halla-aho, Halla-aho's party still gets to keep all the money.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Antti posted:

The leaked Halla-aho contingency plan for the government is for the Terho supporting MPs to split into their own party.

It's kind of funny in perspective that Terho is sitting in the ministerinaitio actively calling for a EU referendum but keskok will still take him over Halla-aho.

Also if this happens, I'm pretty sure the Lex Soini enacted in 2015 will backfire spectacularly because if the Terho majority splits from the mother party run by Halla-aho, Halla-aho's party still gets to keep all the money.

And amidst all of this Soini is worried that the party...isn't Christian enough. Somehow all of this talk about God hasn't stopped him from loving over every vulnerable group in Finland or sending people into war/famine zones. 🤔

And he's still a saint compared to the psychotic shitnut wing of TF!

http://www.hs.fi/kuukausiliite/art-2000005237233.html

What a clusterfuck of a party. Oh well, Cock amd Kepu knew that no other people will underwrite the dismantling of the welfare state in exchange for punishing different people, so they really made their bed here. The willing swiftness of the global populist right-wing making themselves the butt monkey of the world never ceases to surprise me though.

Between Persut, Trump, Brexit and Europe you basically wake up to a hilarious joke every day, except it's real life.

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Jun 3, 2017

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Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

He sold the party out to the Muutos crowd and to kokoomus to get his rear end in the ministerial Audi. I hope he retires a miserable shell of a man.

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