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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Once again demonstrating the he does not understand how any healthcare regulation works.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
If he could demonstrate an understanding of how Chinese finger traps work, I'd be impressed.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Hahahaha our President is a stupid dumbshit hahahaha! :hmbol:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Catastrophe posted:

If he could demonstrate an understanding of how Chinese finger traps work, I'd be impressed.

They'd slip right off his tiny freak hands

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I lol when I eat some pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



"Mr. President, I believe it might be prudent for you to send out a preemptive Memorial Day tweet to show your thanks for the service of our fallen military men and wo-"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868985285207629825

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

"Mr. President, I believe it might be prudent for you to send out a preemptive Memorial Day tweet to show your thanks for the service of our fallen military men and wo-"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868985285207629825

Lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

"Mr. President, I believe it might be prudent for you to send out a preemptive Memorial Day tweet to show your thanks for the service of our fallen military men and wo-"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868985285207629825

There's no way this is a real Trump tweet.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

turn off the TV posted:

There's no way this is a real Trump tweet.
That's the great thing when people actually link the tweet instead of just screenshotting it. He never deletes his tweets either so we can have things like the Trump criticizes Trump subreddit

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/498008486551506945

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Away all Goats posted:

That's the great thing when people actually link the tweet instead of just screenshotting it. He never deletes his tweets either so we can have things like the Trump criticizes Trump subreddit

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/498008486551506945

No, I mean he didn't actually write that tweet. There's no way that the guy who calls everything powered by electricity digital and refers to the internet as the cyber knows the term social media.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

"Mr. President, I believe it might be prudent for you to send out a preemptive Memorial Day tweet to show your thanks for the service of our fallen military men and wo-"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868985285207629825

I, Donald Trump, on the other hand decided that the best method for informing America of the Real Story is via Sean Spicer

Serak fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 29, 2017

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
You know how in The Shining there's that scene where Jack Nicholson goes into room 237 and makes out with the corpse woman, and there's a cut to Danny foaming at the mouth in his bed? That's what Barron was doing while trump was touching the orb

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
He's up in his bed screaming "BRO! BRO! BRO!"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

"Mr. President, I believe it might be prudent for you to send out a preemptive Memorial Day tweet to show your thanks for the service of our fallen military men and wo-"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868985285207629825

I'm glad that all stories about Trump's staff being able to reign him in and keep the phone away are proven false.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



etalian posted:

I'm glad that all stories about Trump's staff being able to reign him in and keep the phone away are proven false.

It's like a sitcom where the White House staff tries to keep him away from his Precious, but he outsmarts them some way every week.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Wasn't Kush supposed to solve the whole Middle East thing? Why hasn't he figured it out yet? Sad!

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Scary! posted:

Mother should I build a wall, mother should I run for president

Mother do you think they'll try to break my :orb:s?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Neurion posted:

Mother do you think they'll try to break my :orb:s?

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

haljordan posted:

Wasn't Kush supposed to solve the whole Middle East thing? Why hasn't he figured it out yet? Sad!

nobody knew it could be so complicated

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Neurion posted:

Mother do you think they'll try to break my :orb:s?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: let me leak to you information about a meeting I had with someone who was really mad at me for leaking information
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868840252227674113

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 05:22 on May 29, 2017

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Scary! posted:

Mother should I build a wall, mother should I run for president


Neurion posted:

Mother do you think they'll try to break my :orb:s?




Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

WhyteRyce posted:

:lol: let me leak to you information about a meeting I had with someone who was really mad at me for leaking information
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/868840252227674113

This is extremely confusing.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/fox5atlanta/status/868988998173241344p

:spooky:

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 05:36 on May 29, 2017

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Yep, that sure is an actual news station with an actual video of CYBERLINCOLN's terminator eyes goin apeshit up in the Lincoln Bedroom as he rises from his grave to slay this human being dog holy loly moly

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Trump trying to create his own orb.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
More Reagan lols:

5/8/1985

Arriving in Lisbon, President Reagan fails to recognize Portuguese prime minister Mario Soares - who he has met before - and walks right past him

5/23/1985

President Reagan bestows the Presidential
Medal of Freedom - the nation's highest award - on the otherwise rarely paired Mother Teresa and Frank Sinatra

11/18/1986

Discussing President Reagan's upcoming press conference, Larry Speakes tells reporters, "We can guess 99 out of 100 times the questions you guys pose."

"Yeah," says Sam Donaldson, "but you can never guess what he's gonna answer."

Bonus George HW Bush lol:

9/29/1987

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"

- George Bush after a tour of the Auschwitz death camps

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

nooneofconsequence posted:

Trump trying to create his own orb.

"No... It's too strong, I can't contain it! This orb is full of hate!"

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Trump is done installing his tanning room in the white house.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Seriouspost: I'm asking for an orb for Christmas

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

haljordan posted:

Seriouspost: I'm asking for an orb for Christmas

Well, considering the recent passage Joint Resolution (unintelligible) Orbs will be mandatorily installed in all American homes and places of business, so you're gettin your wish!

AHAHAHAHA just kidding, as if this congress could pass a joint resolution LMFAO

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Orbs can emit light in a variety of colors

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Hot take: Russians hacked Trump's LED party bulbs

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
I hate to defend Reagan of all people but some of the things in that book that have been posted itt are quite clearly jokes

I mean only like 20% of them but still

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
From the Political Cartoons thread:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Molt bé. M'agrada molt.

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
Walt Disney knew!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Keith Atherton posted:


11/18/1986

Discussing President Reagan's upcoming press conference, Larry Speakes tells reporters, "We can guess 99 out of 100 times the questions you guys pose."

"Yeah," says Sam Donaldson, "but you can never guess what he's gonna answer."


Owns

quote:

Bonus George HW Bush lol:

9/29/1987

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"

- George Bush after a tour of the Auschwitz death camps

holy poo poo

moskiitto
Feb 27, 2013

Overlardness

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Keith Atherton posted:

Bonus George HW Bush lol:

9/29/1987

"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"

- George Bush after a tour of the Auschwitz death camps

Things you only got to know when you've been director of the CIA

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