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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

FreudianSlippers posted:

3. Sex spear in Part 2
i've been playing as spear jason in game and when i use the impale kill i tell people i have 'something long and hard for them'

also, i found another gimmick that people are apparently loving. i used to sing in a lot of choirs, so i belt out the italian arias we used to warm up. one dude said 'OH GOD IT'S GOSPEL MUSIC HE'S TRYING TO CONVERT ME JASON PLZ I'M JEWISH'

we kept a back and forth going on that until i body slammed him into oblivion.

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Zaffy
Sep 15, 2003


E.G.G.S. posted:

I'm an old bowl o beans, when did everyone start using "juke"?

around 1994.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

E.G.G.S. posted:

I'm an old bowl o beans, when did everyone start using "juke"?

The 80's, maybe? It's a football term.

E.G.G.S.
Apr 15, 2006

That explains why it always makes me J.R.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



MadJackMcJack posted:

How many Chads do I need to suck off to play as Jason again? :argh:

I've completed 13 games, had 4 that disconnected, and have never been Jason. I bet people who set it to prefer Jason always take priority over those that are happy to play either.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Timeless Appeal posted:

i will say, it's a hard franchise to share with people because even Friday 4 that I remembered being epic is a lot of boring wrapped around a few awesome moments and weirdness.

I was also playing and realized that the main thing missing from the game is the vice. Obviously the game can't really replicate the formula of the movies where a bunch of people happily gently caress and get high in ignorance while their friends are slaughtered around them without becoming a whole other game.

But it would be nice if there were sort of vice buffs around the cabins. Like you can heal by taking a shower. You can increase your composure by getting high. You can increase your strength by drinking. Increase your intelligence by watching weird vintage porn. Have them work as these twenty second animations that you get locked into and have them turn off the scary music so you don't know if Jason is approaching.

Of course a goon would consider taking showers a vice.

On a serious note the idea sounds decent if executed right.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Piss off, still getting connection errors... ONLY WHEN I GET TO BE JASON.

At least I got a sleeping bag kill.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Quote-Unquote posted:

I've completed 13 games, had 4 that disconnected, and have never been Jason. I bet people who set it to prefer Jason always take priority over those that are happy to play either.

I have found that I literally never get to play Jason unless I set it to prefer him. I got it once in my first 5 games, then didn't see it again for 20+ games afterward. I set it to prefer Jason and started getting him about once every 6-7 games again, pretty much exactly the way I expected it to be from the beginning.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

1stGear posted:

The problem is that you can break free so quickly, even as one of the lower strength characters, that getting an environmental kill only happens if you are right next to the appropriate object.,

Seems like breaking free needs to be toned down or more environmental kills added or a bigger activation range.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Seems like breaking free needs to be toned down or more environmental kills added or a bigger activation range.

i wish i just understood how the break free stuff worked better. supposedly, composure is the big thing that helps with breaking free and sure, occasionally i get a situation where it's really easy to kick out, but other times jason holds onto me for like 7 solid second and even mashing e like it was filled with heroin i don't get half way to breaking out.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

Coolguye posted:

i wish i just understood how the break free stuff worked better. supposedly, composure is the big thing that helps with breaking free and sure, occasionally i get a situation where it's really easy to kick out, but other times jason holds onto me for like 7 solid second and even mashing e like it was filled with heroin i don't get half way to breaking out.

There's several things that matter for breaking free.

*Composure
*Health
*Jasons grip strength

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I was sure people were using a turbopad because AJ just breaks free INSTANTLY sometimes.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
I've left two games now because I got Jason despite setting counselor to preferred. I waited all weekend to play Ms Cox. Why you want to stop me now, game?

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
So I'm struggling with a few things as Jason. I really like playing Part 6 Jason. I'm also struggling with navigating the bigger houses and finding people when they hide. Any tips?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A Twitch streamer just got left behind on the dock as punishment for not calling Jarvis. He stepped in a trap right as he started walking back to land.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Donnerberg posted:

There's several things that matter for breaking free.

*Composure
*Health
*Jasons grip strength

and even then there appears to be multiple variables beyond that; not the least of which is how many times Jason has grabbed you recently. i think current stamina may also be a thing? the entire system there is quite opaque, which i imagine is part of the point.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
The servers must be getting rammed again. Last 4 games have just failed within the first few minutes.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Is the police phone cabin the one with the blue light on its generator?

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

Scalding Coffee posted:

Is the police phone cabin the one with the blue light on its generator?

Yes, but the generator starts out broken and with a red light. There's a repair icon that you can see from inside as long as you're at the wall it's on. The box is smaller and higher up on the wall than the regular power generators too.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

A Twitch streamer just got left behind on the dock as punishment for not calling Jarvis. He stepped in a trap right as he started walking back to land.

I'm watching one where three people are heading for the boat with gear and someone else called out Jason to head to the boat. :lol:

Sadly two people escaped. :smith:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Save two pubbies as Jarvis

"I'm Jarvis. Y'all get in the car and go"

*driver immediately backs over me*

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Donnerberg posted:

Yes, but the generator starts out broken and with a red light. There's a repair icon that you can see from inside as long as you're at the wall it's on. The box is smaller and higher up on the wall than the regular power generators too.

i wish there were an easier way to tell which building had the cop box from a distance. i've sometimes spent more time searching for the drat fuse box as i have the fuse.

also, datperk.png:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:lol: Apparently selling out people to Jason is a thing. Just saw it on a second stream.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Coolguye posted:

i've been playing as spear jason in game and when i use the impale kill i tell people i have 'something long and hard for them'

also, i found another gimmick that people are apparently loving. i used to sing in a lot of choirs, so i belt out the italian arias we used to warm up. one dude said 'OH GOD IT'S GOSPEL MUSIC HE'S TRYING TO CONVERT ME JASON PLZ I'M JEWISH'

we kept a back and forth going on that until i body slammed him into oblivion.

I wish you recorded this.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skoll posted:

I wish you recorded this.

Even more so as a Jew.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Save two pubbies as Jarvis

"I'm Jarvis. Y'all get in the car and go"

*driver immediately backs over me*

Randomly spawn as Jenny, completely alone in a corner of the map. Start digging through houses, get lucky with finding car keys and LIKE A RESPONSIBLE GODDAMN COUNSELOR I PUT THEM NEXT TO THE loving CAR. Hunt down and find all of the goddamn car parts, including managing to lose Jason once thanks to Jenny's amazing Composure. But Jason has trapped the car battery repair point and Jenny's Repair stat sucks so I know its about to get dodgy. Sure enough, I fix the battery but Jason teleports in moments later and the chase is on.

At this point, a pubbie playing Adam arrives. He accomplishes nothing other than running around and screaming, completely missing a flare gun shot while I'm vaulting between cabins trying to lose Jason cause that fucker is THIRSTY for me. I blow two first aids and a pocket knife getting away from him but I finally manage to shake him. I return to the car...and find that the keys are gone. Adam must have picked them up and is now up north of me, the same area as Jason's icon.

Still managed to survive that game but gently caress publords forever.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Coolguye posted:

i wish i just understood how the break free stuff worked better. supposedly, composure is the big thing that helps with breaking free and sure, occasionally i get a situation where it's really easy to kick out, but other times jason holds onto me for like 7 solid second and even mashing e like it was filled with heroin i don't get half way to breaking out.

Composure + strength + how much damage your counselor has vs Jason's grip strength

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Skoll posted:

I wish you recorded this.


MazelTovCocktail posted:

Even more so as a Jew.

i continue to toss out the gimmick so i'll be more aware of hitting my shadowplay button next time

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Playing Waltzing Matilda on repeat as Jason is quiet fun

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

1stGear posted:

Randomly spawn as Jenny, completely alone in a corner of the map. Start digging through houses, get lucky with finding car keys and LIKE A RESPONSIBLE GODDAMN COUNSELOR I PUT THEM NEXT TO THE loving CAR. Hunt down and find all of the goddamn car parts, including managing to lose Jason once thanks to Jenny's amazing Composure. But Jason has trapped the car battery repair point and Jenny's Repair stat sucks so I know its about to get dodgy. Sure enough, I fix the battery but Jason teleports in moments later and the chase is on.

At this point, a pubbie playing Adam arrives. He accomplishes nothing other than running around and screaming, completely missing a flare gun shot while I'm vaulting between cabins trying to lose Jason cause that fucker is THIRSTY for me. I blow two first aids and a pocket knife getting away from him but I finally manage to shake him. I return to the car...and find that the keys are gone. Adam must have picked them up and is now up north of me, the same area as Jason's icon.

Still managed to survive that game but gently caress publords forever.

Good.

Pubbies are the worst. I've stopped leaving the car keys at the car because random yahoos always grab them and run off into the forest to die.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jason hacked a girl to death with his axe, and one of the players nearby took umbrage.

"You hit her to death? You're such a pussy bitch! You even missed your knife throw!"

The last I heard of him was gurgling a few seconds later.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
God I wish I hadn't got PBUG. Well I guess I can farm for clothes to sell to finance this.

Actually I also have CS:GO and TF2 and never played them...hmmm perhaps there is some way to finance this by selling crap.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 19:54 on May 29, 2017

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

E.G.G.S. posted:

I'm an old bowl o beans, when did everyone start using "juke"?

Origin and Etymology of juke
probably alteration of English dialect jouk to cheat, deceive

First Known Use: 1967

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/juke

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Goon Tales The This One


So Raptor is still upset with me about things that may or may not have happened ages ago. But on the plus side I got to get into a fire poker fight with him and shoot him twice, so that was fun.

Also, pro tip. If some one (me) goes out of their way to give you the keys to the car and sacrifices their life so you can put gas in the car, please do not then flip the goddamn car. Thank you.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'm beginning to think if you die first or you're betrayed you have a much higher chance of being Jason.

I keep getting owned by pure luck, like Jason teleporting right on top of me in the first 20 seconds, and then next round I'm Jason.

And as Tommy I got pancaked by a car and was Jason next.

e: I can't believe I was playing as Jason 7 and TWO people got in the water.

Jason 7 is a loving jetboat in the water.

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 20:10 on May 29, 2017

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Just got my lowest Jason kill score of 4.

I'm disgusted with myself.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Lasher posted:

Just got my lowest Jason kill score of 4.

I'm disgusted with myself.

Depends. Did they survive the night or run to the cops? Because that's shameful.

If they got away in a car using voice chat, thats only slightly shameful.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Lasher posted:

Just got my lowest Jason kill score of 4.

I'm disgusted with myself.

We had one last night that got 0. I think the last 5-10 minutes of the match was me ambling the entire length of the map as Deb to get to the cops.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
its a good game OP

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

FINALLY got to play my first Jason round. I used Jason 3 since I figured it would give me an advantage to jog after them.

Made it 6/7. One of them escaped somehow, probably the boat since nobody called the cops and I killed the people with the car battery and gas when they tried to install them. I broke two backs, gouged out Tommy Jarvis's eyes with my thumbs, and stabbed Vanessa in the throat with a marshmallow holder at the campfire. It's satisfying to see kills that aren't just strangulation over and over.

Two top moments other than killing Jarvis:

* Spotting a Vanessa trying to sneak through the woods with my Sense and saying into the mic "You aren't as stealthy as you think you are....". Cue her getting up and running.

* Using Stalk as I approached the two remaining counselors from head-on, coming down the hill to the Packanack Lodge campfire. They had learned to stop paying attention when the music wasn't screeching, so they just kinda noticed me standing where they were running to and suddenly freaked out.

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