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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I better hope I'm not asking for anything else than lazy texture palette swaps, cause that's all they're doing I know it's commonplace to blame Roberts, being a tub of lard himself, but why are all the player characters so doughy? Also, this is hilarious when you put it up against the creation tools in EVE Online and Elite: Dangerous.
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Young Freud posted:I know it's commonplace to blame Roberts, being a tub of lard himself, but why are all the player characters so doughy? Hmm?  ...wait. No, it can't be. Can it?  Derek did you buy in at the "get your face in the game" tier? Because I think maybe you did
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A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents, or tests his programs. Yet all who know him consider him one of the best. Why is this?" The Master replies: "That programmer has mastered the Parp. He has gone beyond the need for design; he does not become angry when the client crashes, but accepts the alpha without concern. He has gone beyond the need for documentation; he no longer cares if anyone can contribute. He has gone beyond the need for testing; each of his programs are perfect in their own way, the cloud will handle the rest. Truly, he has entered the mystery of the Parp." -- Chris Roberts, "The Parp of Programming"
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nawledgelambo posted:did cig just collectively own us all Not until they put up the watermark.
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So Star Trek: Bridge Crew is out tonight for any VR spacefans. Looks like it's not just a cheap cash in either, which was what I worried about when I first heard it. It's like a AAA version of Artemis with deeper crew controls, an actual campaign story, and a much better single-player experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rIOeb9LfJg Weekly reminder to the CIG drones still tasked with reading this thread- in the time it has taken you to make a lovely half-alpha, consumer-grade virtual reality has become so common place that major studios are beginning to release AAA titles based on beloved sci-fi franchises for it. When your product was announced, it was competing with people's half-remembered childhood games. When it releases it will be competing with software that literally lets you be Captain Kirk.
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Thread is slow and I have like an hour to kill. Someone rage out and then post their balls.
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Sarsapariller posted:So Star Trek: Bridge Crew is out tonight for any VR spacefans. Looks like it's not just a cheap cash in either, which was what I worried about when I first heard it. It's like a AAA version of Artemis with deeper crew controls, an actual campaign story, and a much better single-player experience. Well drat that looks fun and the perfect use for my headset But do the bridge crews have correctly modeled cardiovascular systems ?
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Spatial posted:Captain Picard: Computer, show me Tayne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXLuBhc30OE
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Spatial posted:Captain Picard: Computer, show me Tayne this is not suitable for work. are you sure? MAKE IT SO
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Captain...the 4th Stimpre has entered our sector. gently caress. \ 
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but what does derek think about pluto
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he has a point. until its finished how can you say its a bad videogame? at the moment its just a bad crowdfunding project
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Saying you can't criticize something or you're not a real lover of *thing* is the stupidest argument I've heard all day and I've spent half the day reading the incel thread in GBS.
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Sappo569 posted:Well drat that looks fun and the perfect use for my headset See, this is a common misconception about Star Citizen. Of course there aren't correctly modeled cardiovascular systems - that would be silly. What is modeled is the essence of reality itself, with every atom (and its subatomic components, and further down) modeled in real time, so the mechanics of molecular chemistry are all fully realized and as such, the cardiovascular system is merely an extension of our subsumption acting on those elements. This is also how AI works - the biochemistry of the brain simply plays out as our engine simulates everything in reality. This is of course the genius of Chris's vision - by simply duplicating reality on every level, there is no need for any physics knowledge, or even creating any of the game's stars or planets - they'll naturally evolve over time. Game should be out in a few billion years - gently caress you if you can't wait for such a visionary experience.
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Almost sounds like Roberts is the Architect that developed the Matrix.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Almost sounds like Roberts is the Architect that developed the Matrix. Once he saw that movie, Star Citizen was an inevitability. Chris particularly took to heart the scene when Agent Smith clarified that a functioning Matrix, where everyone was happy, was a disaster - and it had to be remade into a train wreck because people defined their reality through misery and suffering. Star Citizen on track.
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Scruffpuff posted:Once he saw that movie, Star Citizen was an inevitability.
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Hahaha how the gently caress is Star Citizen supposed to be a replacement universe Just stop sucking in this universe commando hahaha
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Has anything note worthy for laughs happened today at cig headquarters ? How come Sandi stopped posting pictures of their we working real hard honest meetings ?
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Hahaha how the gently caress is Star Citizen supposed to be a replacement universe which is sad because money can solve a fuckin lot of problems
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Sappo569 posted:Has anything note worthy for laughs happened today at cig headquarters ? Monaco week.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Monaco week. I hope someone can find a shot of both of them at Monaco , possibly on a yacht Without doxxing anyone of course
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TheAgent posted:I don't think money can solve their problems Money can't fix Chris Roberts, it just makes him worse.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Monaco week. It will be a sad day when the gravy train is discontinued
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Money can't fix Chris Roberts, it just makes him worse. Yep, the $150 million dollar man. Chris Roberts, director, used car salesman and game developer. A career barely alive. Oscar Goldman-Ortwin: Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic con-man. Chris Roberts will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... slimier... fatter.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:It will be a sad day when the gravy train is discontinued How expensive is it to ship your limited edition porsche to Monaco for the week ? Ah who am I kidding you just rent one I'm sure while there
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Scruffpuff posted:See, this is a common misconception about Star Citizen. Of course there aren't correctly modeled cardiovascular systems - that would be silly.
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ED:ED Dev posted:What is the largest ship that can be stored as a fighter? SC: SC Dreamer posted:Does the Polaris come with a snub craft already? Can you provide a list of ships the Polaris can fit in its hold? What is the biggest ship that can fit? Is it possible to fit two smaller ships like Merlins? You can clearly see one has a definite design direction, while the latter just wants to to sell their They're using backer money to develop the Matrix. 
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his nibs posted:It's all cola to me But how do you feel about pineapple cola?
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Sum Mors posted:But how do you feel about pineapple cola? 
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I like hibiscus cola.
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Sum Mors posted:But how do you feel about pineapple cola? 
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Ghostlight posted:I like hibiscus cola.  I actually made this face.That poo poo is way too fragrant. It's like drinking perfume. Sum Mors fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 30, 2017 |
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Ghostlight posted:I like hibiscus cola. Ginger cola is really good I managed to almost cut out soda 100 percent but decided to belay that for a bit to try a single bottle of pepsi fire. Its really good. Really really good.
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