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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

The Lone Badger posted:

Can someone tell a media-deprived goon how Long Tall Sally ties in with blowing the poo poo out of things wth a minigun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub0XS8OZGB8

Jesse Ventura

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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
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Blood Dragon was great and it was only 13 euro when it launched

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I love seeing those.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Rough Lobster posted:

I love seeing those.

Same. It's only one step below "rural fire department lets shitlord's house burn down because they refused to pay the $negligible annual fee".

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol dumbass

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/rDJxEfM.gifv

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Goddamn it kid, you know how hard it was to stuff a dropbear?

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Far Cry 5 is up for pre-order on Steam. There's already several Curators decrying it as 'goddamn liberals hating America' because the cult you're fighting this time is a Jim Jones-esque militant Christian cult in Montana :allears:

Isn't this exactly the type of enemy is in Outlast 2? Why was nobody up in arms over that? Or were they and I didn't notice and then everyone forgot what they were angry about when FarCry 5 was announced?

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

It's because nobody played Outlast 2.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Outlast 2 is incoherent, dick-fixated edgelord drivel, like someone taking Marilyn Manson at face value.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Outlast 2 doesn't have you shooting at white people in a white picket fences voting district.

I think that's the real reason for the faux outrage. How dare you oppress white christians etc etc despite a million other interactive mediums and movies doing the exactly same thing to brown people.

*Nasally voice*

But they're whiiiite!

(also the great part is anyone who is self identifying with the lunatic murderous video game cultist group and trying to defend them as a result)

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I believe this is every fireman's wet dream.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Best part is that idiot now has to pay a fine for blocking the hydrant and for damages to fd gear if any.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Another Failarmy; I bring it up only to point out how 04:15 may be the stupidest thing I've seen someone do.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Samovar posted:

Another Failarmy; I bring it up only to point out how 04:15 may be the stupidest thing I've seen someone do.

Yeah that was horryfing but the kid at 6:36 is a hero.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I really do hope that the Ubisoft petition is fake, because having this:

quote:

Us Gamers have had to endure a lot of crap over the last few years ... the outright censorship of art through “localization” policies,
Followed by this in their itemized demands:

quote:

Change the setting, but only for certain markets.
Is fuckin' good comedy, IMHO.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Holy poo poo this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2FOUE0N3MU&t=358s

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Oct 30, 2009

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The Lone Badger posted:

Can someone tell a media-deprived goon how Long Tall Sally ties in with blowing the poo poo out of things wth a minigun?

Smdh

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Samovar posted:

Another Failarmy; I bring it up only to point out how 04:15 may be the stupidest thing I've seen someone do.

I like how the guy wearing the lifeguard shirt is the last one to dive in and save her after all the guests.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


More like Old Painless







wait poo poo

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Feonir posted:

Best part is that idiot now has to pay a fine for blocking the hydrant and for damages to fd gear if any.

No insurance will cover that either.

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

More like Old Painless







wait poo poo

Ha!

E: You're a god drat sexual tyrannosaurus.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Opposite of schadenfreude, socks and a nice skillet are great gifts.

Foxhound posted:

Yeah that was horryfing but the kid at 6:36 is a hero.
The dog at 3:12, looking defeated

The little poo poo blowing out his sister's birthday candles before that

This was a good one.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



24 kids falling on their butts and/or faces: http://imgur.com/gallery/ibNy8

http://i.imgur.com/Gh06E1m.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/mzgYp3D.mp4

22 more at the above gallery. I'm too lazy to link them all.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

BrianBoitano posted:

24 kids falling on their butts and/or faces: http://imgur.com/gallery/ibNy8

http://i.imgur.com/Gh06E1m.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/mzgYp3D.mp4

22 more at the above gallery. I'm too lazy to link them all.

Good form tackle by this dog. Way to wrap up.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fake news!

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Good form tackle by this dog. Way to wrap up.



Kept is head up too. Good form. Good dog.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Tiger eats zookeeper. Trusting a feline was her first mistake. I have no doubt either of my cats would shank me in my sleep the second they figure out how to open cans...

Some good stuff on CNN right now:
Florida family finds gator in their pool
French Open sore loser refuses to shake hands
Another French Open player banned for trying to molest a reporter
Australian fisherman needs a bigger boat

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Who would want to shake hands with him? Ewww.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Takes No Damage posted:

Tiger eats zookeeper. Trusting a feline was her first mistake. I have no doubt either of my cats would shank me in my sleep the second they figure out how to open cans...

From other reports it sounds like she was in an empty cage and the tiger somehow got in with her.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
https://i.imgur.com/oavTjCt.gifv

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

I'm pretty sure he isn't, but I'm afraid that guy is dead.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
He landed more on his face than his neck, but that shook his brain up real good. Hopefully just knocked out.

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!

From the article:
"He was just doing the mad dance and he was thrashing everywhere, so I got up as quick as I could, I grabbed the rocket launcher up the top, and I climbed up on the gunnel," Selwood said. Then he called for help on his radio.

So do fisherman in Australia just, like, keep bazookas on their boats or?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Tennis player sexually assaults reporter on live TV, gets banned from French Open, although I have no idea how big of a thing it is now since I don't follow tennis and it seems pretty far into the tournament already? : https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/may/30/french-open-maxime-hamou-banned-groping-reporter

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Good form tackle by this dog. Way to wrap up.



Slo-Mo being being put in the hands of the masses via mobile phones is the best thing ever.

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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

hamsystem posted:

From the article:
"He was just doing the mad dance and he was thrashing everywhere, so I got up as quick as I could, I grabbed the rocket launcher up the top, and I climbed up on the gunnel," Selwood said. Then he called for help on his radio.

So do fisherman in Australia just, like, keep bazookas on their boats or?

Maybe a flare gun?

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