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Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

Coolguye posted:

I really feel like 10 repair should be a 1 prompt fix because AJ gets 4 prompts at 4 and it really does not feel like a fair trade off for the tanked composure and physical stats that the brainy kids have.

But AJ has 7 in repair.

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Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

I repair poo poo just fine as Vanessa, it just takes like 10 seconds instead 4 or whatever. If Jason is on your rear end I feel like the slight time advantage more repair gives you is of questionable use. You usually the fix the car when when Jason isn't around.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Donnerberg posted:

But AJ has 7 in repair.

Oops. Mixed it up with her stamina rating. My bad!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Axetrain posted:

I repair poo poo just fine as Vanessa, it just takes like 10 seconds instead 4 or whatever. If Jason is on your rear end I feel like the slight time advantage more repair gives you is of questionable use. You usually the fix the car when when Jason isn't around.

Errors made on some repairs (most notably the cop box) give off map wide alerts and are guaranteed to get Jason's immediate attention since you have revealed that you:
- are doing something important
- are distracted
- are in a very predictable location

Olesh
Aug 4, 2008

Why did the circus close?

A long, chilling list of animal rights violations.

Coolguye posted:

Errors made on some repairs (most notably the cop box) give off map wide alerts and are guaranteed to get Jason's immediate attention since you have revealed that you:
- are doing something important
- are distracted
- are in a very predictable location

It also feels like the timing window gets smaller for consecutive button presses.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
I'll skip technical stuff with Tiffany because that's not a Tiff thing to do, but I firmly believe you're playing her wrong if you don't desperately try and fail at filling gas with her.

HOW DOES THIS CAN WORK!? OMG ITS IN MY HAIR!!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Adam is God Tier counselor.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Coolguye posted:

Errors made on some repairs (most notably the cop box) give off map wide alerts and are guaranteed to get Jason's immediate attention since you have revealed that you:
- are doing something important
- are distracted
- are in a very predictable location

Yeah but with my strategy that won't matter either, it's the fine art of "hoping the person playing Jason is incompetent" and some of the time it works 100% of the time :c00lbutt:.

Unbalanced
Sep 29, 2005
The axe throw kill :stare:

Don't look it up if you haven't seen it, just let it happen naturally.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Unbalanced posted:

The axe throw kill :stare:

Don't look it up if you haven't seen it, just let it happen naturally.

I prefer the butt of the ax kill that takes the lower jaw. With that said in nearing part 9 Jason. Half way through level 30.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Unbalanced posted:

The axe throw kill :stare:

Don't look it up if you haven't seen it, just let it happen naturally.

Yea that kill is wicked.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Bird bath is top environmental kill imo. I have yet to see the beach chair kill though.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
What determines what CP you get? Because I earned over 3000 points tonight but only got 1000 CP. Unlocking poo poo's going to take forever. And I wish Sony'd hurry up and publish that drat patch so I could use my DLC outfits.

Got another perfect game as Jason. On a hunch at one point, I warped over to one of the cars. Sure enough, I got there right as four of them had fixed it and were about to drive out of there. I pulled the driver out and killed her and the rest scattered as best they could, swearing up a storm. One of them circled back and hopped in the car while she thought I was distracted by the others. Pulled her back out of the car and killed her. Three others were hiding in a cabin and were whispering to each other like they thought I wouldn't be able to hear them that way. :allears:

There was a game where the Jason actually just stood there and told us how to kill him because he wanted us to see how cool the cutscene is. A few people ran off and got the necessary items while the rest of us just stood there and chilled with Jason, occasionally hitting him with a blunt object.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
I've been mainly playing AJ and my biggest problem is that if Jason finds me, I pretty much cannot lose him if I don't have a pocket knife or weapon, and even then he will probably catch up to me again because her stamina is so low. Should I be hiding at that point? I'm not sure how to maximize playing with her high stealth

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

...! posted:

What determines what CP you get?

You get CP every time you level up, as opposed to the points you earn during a match. But ipso-facto the more points the quicker you level and yadda-yadda-yadda.

We were also messing around and experimenting with killing Jason while the servers were messing up and nothing was being logged. Doing that legit in a match is going to take some doing though. Even with four of us all in party chat it was a chore.

Unless you can you use the sweater more than once?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Drunken Baker posted:

You get CP every time you level up, as opposed to the points you earn during a match. But ipso-facto the more points the quicker you level and yadda-yadda-yadda.

We were also messing around and experimenting with killing Jason while the servers were messing up and nothing was being logged. Doing that legit in a match is going to take some doing though. Even with four of us all in party chat it was a chore.

Unless you can you use the sweater more than once?

Sweater only once and prompt for Jarvis to kill Jason only once and any damage Jason takes before Jarvis presses E ruins the round.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
So people spamming attacks on Jason as Jarvis goes in for the kill ruins it, huh? That's good, means it has to be highly co-ordinated. No way pubbies could pull that off.

I have one complaint about the game. One HUGE complaint... And it isn't the fact they spelt Voorhees wrong in the "cooking with jason" achievement card.

When you kill Jason...Tommy really should have put the mask on and went a bit mad again in homage to part 4/5 and just hacked Jason to bits. preferably with jason slowly sliding down the machete stuck in the side of his head too.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Finally got back in just in time for the work week to start again. I'll hopefully be able to get on tonight. I look forward to the day where games don't have issues out of the gate.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I cornered two guys in a cabin with one door and two windows, planting traps at each exit and daring them to make a choice. One of them took a chance and climbed out into a bear trap to let his buddy escape, so I grabbed him as he limped to the next cabin.

"You like windows?"

*throws headfirst through closed window*

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

I cornered two guys in a cabin with one door and two windows, planting traps at each exit and daring them to make a choice. One of them took a chance and climbed out into a bear trap to let his buddy escape, so I grabbed him as he limped to the next cabin.

"You like windows?"

*throws headfirst through closed window*

Please (and this is to everyone with the good goon stories) start recording these things. Besides that weird RobotRaptor dude watching Twitch streams is painfully unfunny.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Tomahawk posted:

This was my first time playing Jason :(

Oh, I was making fun of me, not you!

I rolled Vanessa this match, in an attempt to play a "good" Vanessa in an ironic way. I made it my mission to be as helpful as possible. Things I accomplished:
  • Found the fuse, and the car keys.
  • Escorted the fat kid to the phone box I had located earlier.
  • Disarmed the trap at the phone box and gave the fat kid the fuse to repair.
  • Made call.
  • Rescued a heavily injured Adam by body blocking Jason, Adam got away.
  • Kept Jason busy for another few minutes as the police timer counted down.
  • Distracted Jason off the road so the car could get away.
  • Got pinned between the road, a cabin, and a stunned Jason, forcing me to step out into the road to get away......
  • Got run over by the escaping car, driven by Adam.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
So does Jason light up occupied cabins regardless of how stealthy someone is being, or does taking things slowly let you loot the place without getting detected? Wondering if I should just speed through when I'm looking for equipment.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Please (and this is to everyone with the good goon stories) start recording these things. Besides that weird RobotRaptor dude watching Twitch streams is painfully unfunny.

I recorded a fantastic match where everyone was making really loving stupid puns as I chased them, but the upload corrupted. :negative:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013



Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Oh, I was making fun of me, not you!

I rolled Vanessa this match, in an attempt to play a "good" Vanessa in an ironic way. I made it my mission to be as helpful as possible. Things I accomplished:
  • Found the fuse, and the car keys.
  • Escorted the fat kid to the phone box I had located earlier.
  • Disarmed the trap at the phone box and gave the fat kid the fuse to repair.
  • Made call.
  • Rescued a heavily injured Adam by body blocking Jason, Adam got away.
  • Kept Jason busy for another few minutes as the police timer counted down.
  • Distracted Jason off the road so the car could get away.
  • Got pinned between the road, a cabin, and a stunned Jason, forcing me to step out into the road to get away......
  • Got run over by the escaping car, driven by Adam.

At first I thought Jason catching me at the final inch before the police line and accidentally pushing me that last bit to escape when launching his kill animation would be my highlight of that night. Then Tinfoil's story happened the very next game.


I love this stupid game.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

poptart_fairy posted:

So does Jason light up occupied cabins regardless of how stealthy someone is being, or does taking things slowly let you loot the place without getting detected? Wondering if I should just speed through when I'm looking for equipment.


I recorded a fantastic match where everyone was making really loving stupid puns as I chased them, but the upload corrupted. :negative:

Yes, except when certian perks are equipped on counselors. If you are the last alive I recommend getting as much points as possible or crouch walking places instead of hiding in a cabin with 2 hiding spots.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Hide under a bed for 19 minutes and then pop out and shoot Jason with a flare just cuz

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I taunted a silent Jason by calling him a bitch, and then an angry Russian woman erupted over chat and gutted me like a fish seconds later.

Feels good.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

poptart_fairy posted:

I recorded a fantastic match where everyone was making really loving stupid puns as I chased them, but the upload corrupted. :negative:

:smith:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
So I was wailing on Jason as Vanessa, but the attacks just went straight through him - he didn't even flinch. Was that because hitting people with Vanessa is a silly idea, or was there just some sort of lag? The lack of animation threw me.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

this game was broke af and is still buggy but goddamn is it fun

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

During my last round as Jason I turned on Stalk as the last survivor was running away. He ran around the other side of a cabin, I guess hoping that he'd confuse me and thinking he had lost me. I simply walked in through the nearby door; right as he started climbing into a side room through the window, I calmly walked inside. He screamed and jumped right back out the window.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


I can't ever seem to break Jason's grip, even with Tommy. I'm hammering the X button, am I missing something?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Get home from work with a new mic.
See they've fixed the xp thing and now I can play as baghead Jason. GREAT! Spend all me new CP on some nice new murders for him.
Game starts, I'm picked. Great!

Connection timed out.

gently caress.

Lasher posted:

Xbox 1
Club = Friday the Goonteenth

lennylasher
RDS DrAlanGrant
FatNinjaMaster
Hockles10
spaceecho
Suede Falcon
Johnny Harker
Lazy Visionary

PS4

t3jojack
WoodrowSkillson
Gaz2k21
ThunderBook
TimelessAppeal
Glitchtastic
Nicaden
AtomicCollins
Herr_pink
SunsetJoker
paletornado
EffEmmEll
GremLegend
KillerQM
RichardQStevens
HerrDoktorAcula
FourEyedFairy
dan de la peche

Am I missing anyone? What was the group/club called for the PS 4 again?

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 19:39 on May 30, 2017

Soylent Green
Oct 29, 2004
It's people

Lasher posted:

Get home from work with a new mic.
See they've fixed the xp thing and now I can play as baghead Jason. GREAT! Spend all me new CP on some nice new murders for him.
Game starts, I'm picked. Great!

Connection timed out.

gently caress.


Am I missing anyone? What was the group/club called for the PS 4 again?

I'm Johnny Harker on XBL

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

quidditch it and quit it posted:

I can't ever seem to break Jason's grip, even with Tommy. I'm hammering the X button, am I missing something?

The different Jasons have different grip strength, and it seems like certain kills can't be performed if they're blocked by geometry or players so how fast you die also depends on whether Jason tries to move you for a kill. If he's got a kill immediately available and doesn't give a poo poo about extra XP for variety, you're probably hosed because he'll get you in less than a second. If he wants to haul you over to an environmental kill, that gives you a better chance.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Soylent Green posted:

I'm Johnny Harker on XBL

Added and I'll shoot you an invite for the wee clubhouse too.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Lasher posted:

Get home from work with a new mic.
See they've fixed the xp thing and now I can play as baghead Jason. GREAT! Spend all me new CP on some nice new murders for him.
Game starts, I'm picked. Great!

Connection timed out.

gently caress.


Am I missing anyone? What was the group/club called for the PS 4 again?

WoodrowSkillson on PS4, i play with T3jojack

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lasher posted:

Am I missing anyone? What was the group/club called for the PS 4 again?

Lazy Visionary at XBL.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
FourEyedFairy on PS4.

Getting a ton of timed out connections today, bleh.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Lasher posted:

Get home from work with a new mic.
See they've fixed the xp thing and now I can play as baghead Jason. GREAT! Spend all me new CP on some nice new murders for him.
Game starts, I'm picked. Great!

Connection timed out.

gently caress.


Am I missing anyone? What was the group/club called for the PS 4 again?

You already added my friend and I to the group (we played with you a bit yesterday), so that should be good.

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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich


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